24 absurdly funny gifts for your bffs guaranteed to make anyone laugh their butt off

Hanging Testicles Stess Balls

Feeling stressed? Don’t grow a pair, it’s not healthy to bottle up your emotions, grab a pair instead. These stress testicles are always hanging around, ready to help in your toughest moments. No, really, there’s a suction cup at the base of the family jewels that keeps them hanging loose.

$18 .00

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#2

The Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box

Sweet Cheesus Crust, it’s about time someone invented something as creative as this. Henri Remoulade’s at the top of his game with the cheese printer, the only device in the whole world that prints your selfie on your favorite slice. JK, but we had you going, didn’t we?

$9 .99

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#3

The Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball

Is your ex going to reply to your text, confess his wrongs and get back together with you? We’re not psychics but the sarcastic Magic 8-ball is. Give it a shake and steel yourself for a sassy answer that’s gonna tell it to you like it is.

$11 .39

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#4

Celebrity Prayer Candles

Your altar isn’t complete if you don’t have the proper saintly candles on it to complete your prayers. And you’re praying to Saint No One if you’re not praying to Saint Nic Cage. Get all your champagne wishes and caviar dreams fulfilled with a celebrity prayer candle.

$22 .99

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#5

I Adulted! Stickers For Grown Ups

Everyone loved getting gold stars as a kid. They were motivating, they were inspiring, and they're back in the form of I Adulted stickers. When you did something you're supposed to do at your age, put a colorful sticker on your notebook and feel proud about it (cuz let's be real folding laundry suckssssssss).

$8 .55

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#6

What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

Pals that are fans of "Shower Thoughts" will start reading this book the second you give it to them. It's filled with mind-blowing, brain-bending, wacky, and wild scenarios and facts that'll give you and the friend group a lot to talk about.

$14 .00

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#7

Fish Sandals

You won’t have to go fishing for compliments when you’ve got these beautiful bass on your feet. You don’t have to go fishing for the buoyant sandals if they fall off your feet, either, they float! Always soft, never scaly, and just the trouty treat you’ve been looking for a pal who loves the high seas.

$21 .88

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#8

Judgmental Maps

You're super proud of your hometown or home state, we get it and so does the rest of the world. Judgmental Maps will knock your ego down a few pegs with the most honest assessments of what the rest of the world thinks about where you live. It's funny because it's true, it's hilarious because you know it's right.

$15 .13

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#9

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

He’s wacky, he’s always boogieing, and he’s here to get you hyped for any and all occasions with the touch of a button. You might be used to seeing him outside a car wash, but this dude is barely a foot tall so he’ll fit in your house.

$11 .66

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#10

Nature's Dick Pics Calendar

Delete Bumble, OkCupid, and any other dating app you've got on your phone, there are some new dick pics in town. And the ones in this calendar aren't gross, hairy, or unsolicited. They all feature the beautifully phallic majesty of nature and are really hard not to love.

$19 .99

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#11

The Screaming Goat

Remember those viral videos where people cut a screaming goat in with Taylor Swift’s songs? Genius. Let’s get back to that as a society. Be a trendsetter by investing in The Screaming Goat today. With the touch of a button, he’ll belt out a shriek that’ll scare you sh*tless.

$7 .96

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#12

Passive Aggressive Notepad

Any friend that works in an office, lives in an apartment, or otherwise has to share any kind of space with any other person is gonna find this notebook really handy. Friends from the Midwest especially, are masters of passive aggression and will pen some real zingers on these pages.

$8 .63

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#13

Prank Mail Packages

Your buddy’s gonna have some ‘splainin to do when this package arrives on his front porch. Don’t be surprised if he doesn’t ask you to *come* over again for a while after he receives such a large and distinct package.

$12 .22

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#14

A Bag Of Dicks

When you tell someone to eat a bag of dicks, it's actually an enjoyable experience and not the insulting one you thought it was. How could it not be when the bag is full of tasty, chewy, flaccid gummies in a variety of fruity flavors?

$19 .98

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#15

The Book Of Unusual Knowledge

Unusual knowledge can come in really, really handy. Just ask anyone that’s won Jeopardy. TV game shows are the dream, but The Book of Unusual Knowledge is full of facts and fascinating figures that’ll turn you into the Team MVP at bar trivia.

$10 .00

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#16

Drunk Stoned or Stupid Party Game

Folks that are well into their 30s can live vicariously and reminisce about the old days while playing Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid. Folks in their 20s can look here for ideas. Get ready to laugh your ass off, this might be one game that’s funnier than Cards Against Humanity.

$17 .99

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#17

Fk This Stshow Gratitude Journal

You can be thankful and still have no f*cks to give. F*ck This Sh*tshow is anything but dainty so you should feel free to express every ounce of NSFW thought and feeling. You’ll find some prompts, too, that’ll help you express all those chaotic feelings in the calmest most four-letter word laden way.

$6 .08

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#18

Giant Tortilla Blanket

Eating a burrito makes you happy, so turning yourself into a blanket burrito should make you even happier, right? You'll be overjoyed and very warm cuddling up in this tortilla shell blanket that measures an impressive 71" in size.

$19 .99

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#19

Omatone Japanese Electronic Musical Instrument

Live those dreams of being in a band with an electronic music instrument that’ll make you feel more Daft thank Punk. The Omatone looks a little silly and makes an even sillier sound, so you might not win any competitions with it, but you’ll be as integral as the triangle is to the band.

$39 .99

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#20

Exfoliating Butt Masks

Soothe your crusty undercarriage with a plant-based booty mask that'll have your cheeks as supple as the day you were born. These sheet masks are chockful of natural ingredients that nourish and plump your skin all while reducing unflattering wrinkles and lines.

$10 .00

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#21

Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

Experts say that having one glass of wine a day is healthy. Something about your heart and relaxation, but that’s not important. What’s important is that with the GuzzleBuddy firmly implanted in your wine bottle, the whole bottle becomes one glass. Being healthy has never been so great.

$17 .99

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#22

Badass Affirmations Book

Have you ever rolled your eyes at someone that told you, “you can do it!”? Good, then this is the book for you. You won’t find any of those tired, condescending affirmations here, just a lot of things you probably can’t repeat at work that’ll make you feel like the boss ass b*tch you are.

$38 .16

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#23

Stupid Deaths Funny Card Game

Celebrate the Darwin Awards in game form by playing your way through the Stupid Deaths card game. It's basically the Florida Man of ways to die and will have you and the friend group rolling.

$25 .93

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#24

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

Ditch that tired tree for something you might find inside it! You’ll go nuts for this well-dressed squirrel who’s generously covered his own acorns so people walking by your car won’t be horrified. What does it smell like? The very forest Mr. Squirrel found those nuts in.

$8 .35

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#25

The Necronomnomnom: Recipes and Rites from the Lore of H. P. Lovecraft

Would these recipes be Cthulhu approved? Absolutely. Will laying eyes on the pages of this book doom you to the depths of hell? Absolutely not. Instead, the rich, bold, sensational flavor combos on every page will doom you to the best food coma you ever had.

$14 .03

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#26

Captain Jack Hoff's Seaman Putty

Need a great way to relieve stress? Try some good clean fun courtesy of Jack Hoff. He knows that things have rubbed you the wrong way and he and his Seaman putty will help soothe all your ails with some oozy, gooey, goodness.

$9 .95

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#27

Cheesy Jokes

Grab your dad and see if you can beat him at his own punny game with Cheesy Jokes. These are so bag you won’t laugh. You will however, groan, roll your eyes, and collapse to the floor because the punchlines are so ridiculous. They’re even printed on slices of “cheese”.

$8 .00

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#28

I Heart COCKtails Funny Socks

Gals and guys just looking to hit Happy Hour so they can guzzle some delicious COCK(tails) will never have cold feet when they’ve got these knee highs on. The soft, breathable socks look their best with a pair of ankle boots that hide the “tails”.

$12 .15

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#29

Tabletop Golf Shot Set

You’re a sophisticated individual, drinking games like Flip Cup and Beer Pong are beyond you. Get on your own elegant level with a golf shot game that’s a real ace in the hole when it comes to unique party games. Can you sink a hole in one? Hope so, otherwise you’ve gotta sink a shot.

$19 .99

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#30

Puking Cat Gravy Boat

Make your mother proud this Thanksgiving by contributing to more than just the dishes. Bring this puking cat gravy bowl around and warm the hearts while sickening the stomachs of everyone at the table. Gravy is the perfect consistency to add to the insult of this dish’s hilarious injury.

$29 .88

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#31

Finger Weightlifting Kit

Sure, you type all day and that’s cardio for your fingers, but no one wants weak ass chicken fingers. Get some muscle on those babies by pumping a little, and we mean a REALLY little, iron with this hilarious finger weightlifting kit complete with sweatband.

$9 .98

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#32

Dehydrated Water In A Can

Have you heard of dihydrogen monoxide? If not, you better Google it, because it’s the only way you’re going to be able to fill up this can of dehydrated water. Be sure to explain that to your friend very carefully after giving it to them.

$11 .99

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#33

Monopoly for Millennials Board Game

Put down the avocado toast and get ready to prove your financial savvy, Millennials of the world. With tokens you’ll recognize like eBikes and lots of references to renting, if you wanna own anything, challenge a Boomer to this game of Monopoly. It’ll be harder for them to play than it is to open a PDF.

$27 .28

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#34

Dumpster Fire Candle

Make light of a trash situation with a candle that perfectly embodies well, basically everything the universe has thrown at the world the last few years. When it feels like life has punched you in the d*ck, this candle will warm your heart and fill your house with good smells.

$39 .97

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#35

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Watch your friend think they just hit the lotta before hitting them with finger guns and a huge PSYCH! These lotto tickets are dead ringers for the ones you get at the gas station but are as fake as the day is long.

$19 .99

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#36

Bob Ross Chia Pet

Trees are kinda big to grow inside, so how about some happy little bushes? Grow your own smiles and inspiration to paint with a Chia Pet in the bust of the man himself. The planter is carefully handmade and inscribed with Ross’s signature.

$25 .50

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#37

Scream Absorbing Jar

Sometimes you just need to scream and when you do, your neighbors won't be calling the police when you're shouting into the scream-absorbing jar. The miracle vase transforms the most ear-shattering scream into a normal speaking voice sound, just hold it to your mouth.

$73 .76

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#38

B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

Love? A little bit of happiness? F*ck that noise. A friend who bakes knows that the real secret ingredient is their hard work, grit, and a lot of four letter words. Cakes don’t just make themselves, and your friend will revel in their ability to make them pristine with this oven mitt on.

$16 .99

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#39

Banana Flask

If it looks like a banana, it’s healthy for you, right? Instead of going into the technicalities of fruit and alcohol and fermentation and all that boring science stuff, just focus on the fact that this is the perfect way to sneak Party Banana Happy Hour into your lunch for work.

$14 .99

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#40

Giggling Happy Pill

Your party aunt is always joking about her “happy pills” and you’ll get the last and biggest laugh when you treat her to this outrageous plush. Press the heart at the bottom of the pill and it barks out a laugh so dynamic she might need to tap into her happy pills to get her to stop laughing.

$6 .99

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#41

Tabletop Bowling

After 3pm on a Friday it’s practically offensive to send an email, so don’t. Play tabletop bowling instead. The game is easy and quiet to play (which means you can play it on conference calls), you can cheat if you get a gutter ball, and it’s small enough to dump in a drawer if the boss walks by.

$9 .99

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#42

Schwetty Pair of Balls

Guess who’s not gonna have to look very hard for their balls out on the golf course? It’s gonna be you once you’ve got a pair of Schwetty ones in your ball sack. These are totally playable so you can use them on the links, but they also look great in your girlfriend’s purse.

$14 .99

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#43

Emoji Poo Hat

There’s a lot of fun to be had with this sh*tty hat that bears a striking resemblance to a certain Wizarding school’s sorting hat. It wouldn’t be fun at all to put this on your head and declare yourself house Diarrhea or house Corn Poops. Nope, that doesn’t sound funny at all.

$11 .97

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#44

Chicken Butt Shirt

Guess what? This graphic tee is the one you've been waiting for. Humor, comfort, and flattering colors all in one awesome short-sleeved tee. What did you think we were gonna say? Chicken Butt? LOL!

$13 .99

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#45

The Butt Novelty Pen Holder

Got a friend who’s been a little sh*tty lately? Give them an olive branch in the form of a novelty pen holder that’s got their bad behavior on full display. The fella sitting on this porcelain throne looks a little constipated, but that won't stop him from holding your pens, sticky notes, and tape.

$10 .95

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#46

Taco-ceratops Taco Holder

Every day is Tuesday with the Taco-ceratops on hand to hold your hard and soft shell treats. The plastic pal is BPA-free and holds a standard street taco-sized tortilla. He’s your answer to keeping both hands available to make Instagrammably beautiful tacos.

$17 .99

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#47

Mini Hot Dog Roller

Hot diggity dog, fans of the ballpark can finally bring home the roller that keeps their hot dog habit alive and well. You can almost hear the guy yelling “get your hot dogs here” when you lay eyes on this charming vintage roller that’ll keep your dogs warm, moist, and fresh for the whole party.

$83 .94

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#48

Play What Do You Meme

Does this game get your Awkward Moment Seal of approval? Sure hope so, because if you fancy yourself a meme lover, this is your way to ensure you’re always the winner at family game night. Every meme from every corner of the Internet is on display here, just waiting for you to show off your funny side.

$24 .99

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#49

The Screaming Goat Coloring Book

Get productive with your internal screaming by bleating it, er, belting it, out silently in The Screaming Goat adult coloring book. Let the silly, psychedelic patterns whisk you away into a magical world of delight and stress relief.

$7 .99

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#50

Poo Shaped Tea Infuser

Give your pal the booty, the booTEA, that is! This butt and poo tea infuser is so funny it'll make them want to channel every ounce of British energy they've gleaned off of GBBO and put their pinky up while enjoying some perfectly steeped beverage.

$5 .59

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#51

S'mores Collection Chapstick

Summer’s never over when you have the S’mores collection in your pocket. Chapstick is amazing, so no one in their right mind will judge you when you slather all three of these moisturizing flavors onto your smackers at one time.

$6 .23

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#52

Funko Pop Michael Scott Figure

With this Funko on your desk, you’re the boss of the world’s best boss and world’s best boss’s boss is definitely a title you’ll want on your resume. You’re like, a cool boss, and that’s why you need this petite statuette on your desk in the not-quite-corner office.

$13 .48

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