33 Stupendous Sloth Gifts For Anyone Who Just Loves Sloths

The Little Book of Sloth Philosophy

If Hygge isn't doing it for you, and you love your things too much to Marie Kondo it, you need a different lifestyle. This book teaches you how to live your life like a sloth would, and introduces you to the philosophy behind their fuzzy logic.

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#2

Happy Feet Sloth Slippers

The happiest feet are the warmest feet. When your tootsies are wrapped up in a pair of these sloth slippers, every step will be in the utmost comfort. The soles are non-skid and the interior is made of a soft rubber foam so it feels like your feet are being cradled.

$19 .74

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#3

Cute Sloth Sticky Notes

Just like sloths won't let go of a branch, you won't have to let go of ideas or to-dos with a set of adorable sloth sticky notes. Inside each pack are 360 total stickies, more than plenty to help you remember everything you need to.

$7 .99

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#4

Sloths Wall Calendar

A sloth a day keeps the sad faces away! With this calendar you'll have a sloth every day of the year. With every turn of the page, there's another smiling sloth looking back at you.

$9 .96

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#5

The Sloth Game

You're not slacking when you're sl-acting (slow-acting), you're doing your best to win The Sloth Game. When you play this charades-like game, you take each turn by acting out what's on your card in slow motion.

$40 .00

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#6

Sloth Coloring Book for Adults

Slow down, turn off the screens and grab some crayons, it's time to color. The pictures in this book make a great addition to any fridge. Plus, coloring is shown to relieve stress and reduce anxiety.

$8 .14

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#7

I Was Like Whatever Sloth Ring Dish

Is your friend the Type Chill of your group? If she's always bringing you and the group back down to Earth, this is an adorable gift that not only showcases her skills of making the b*tches whatever.

$13 .99

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#8

Warmies Microwavable French Lavender Scented Plush

Cuddle up to a microwavable Warmie that looks like a sloth and feel instantly more at ease. Not only will the heat soothe aches and pains, but its lavender scent will also melt away your stress.

$29 .99

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#9

Just Chillin' Sloth House Slippers

Your feet shouldn't be chilly while you're chillin'. With this cute pair of house slippers, they'll be toasty as can be. Featuring a brushed fleece exterior, Sherpa fleece interior and anti-skid soles, these socks will warm your feet as much as the cute sloth on the toe will warm your heart.

$14 .97

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#10

Relaxed Sloth Phone Case

Hang up a phone but never hang up on your love for sloths with a cute transparent phone case featuring your favorite three-toed pal. It's made of rubber, so even if you drop it, your device should be safe.

$6 .99

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#11

Sloth Shaped Coffee Mug

Enjoy a day in the slow lane by starting your day off with a mug shaped like a sloth. The adorable ceramic piece holds 11 ounces of coffee and is microwave safe in case you drink a little too slowly and need to reheat.

$14 .99

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#12

Snoozies Skinnies Lightweight Sloth Slippers

Sloth lovers who are always on the go need a pair of these lightweight slippers. Not only do they feature their favorite animal, but they're also easily foldable, so they can be tucked into a travel bag when not in use.

$10 .99

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#13

Waterproof Vinyl Sloth Stickers

You're stuck on sloths, now stick them on everything you own with a set of waterproof vinyl stickers. They'll stay stuck to almost anything, from water bottles to laptops and are a bright, fun pop of color.

$6 .59

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#14

Sloth Travel Neck Pillow

This travel pillow is a clever two-in-one arrangement. The sloth arms hug your head and neck and support them both as you drift off and the smiling hood blocks the sun from your eyes to let you get a more restful sleep.

$35 .95

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#15

Mini Sloth Bookmark

You know you should read instead of stalking your ex and his new girlfriend on Instagram. This sloth is cute enough to tempt you to the paper side. He's happy to see you pick up your book and start reading.

$19 .99

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#16

Sloth Cosmetic Bag

You'll never struggle to find this bag in the bottom of your purse or suitcase, it's too colorful to miss. At almost 9"x6", it can hold all the cosmetics and toiletries you need for your next travels.

$7 .99

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#17

Solar Light Up Sloth Garden Figurine

It's business as usual for this business casual clad resin-cast sloth who inhabits your garden. With a little bit of power from the sun, his notebook will light up at night and glow up your garden.

$17 .95

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#18

Sloth Running Team Shirt

5K? 10K Who Kares? You'll get there when you get there as a member of the sloth running team. This soft cotton tee is the perfect accessory for loafing around on the couch.

$16 .99

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#19

Let's Get Slothed Stemless Wineglass

You'll feel like you're swinging from the trees after a few glasses of wine from an adorable "Let's Get Slothed" glass. The glass is dishwasher safe and the design is fadeproof.

$9 .95

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#20

Sloth Salt and Pepper Shakers

Season your fish, meat and veggies with a shaker version of your favorite herbivore with these cute salt and pepper shakers. Each shaker is handpainted and arrives in a gift box for easy gift-giving.

$12 .00

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#21

Chala Crossbody Cell Phone Purse

If you don't have a lot to carry, but still want to have something to hang on to your phone and keys, the Chala Crossbody is what you need. It's got enough room for your phone and a few small things, and of course, a sloth along for the ride.

$39 .50

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#22

Neoprene Sloth Lunchbox

Lunch gets a lot cuter when you're not hauling in a boring brown bag. Your cuisine will stand out among the rest in the fridge with this neoprene sloth lunchbox. It's insulated and extra roomy, so it can fit the day's snacks, drinks and lunch.

$15 .99

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#23

Ravensburger Sloth Selfie 500 Piece Puzzle

Life in the slow lane means engaging in some slow hobbies. A 500-piece puzzle featuring the animal of the hour is a nice, easy-going way to spend an afternoon or three.

$26 .03

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#24

Hot Sox Sloth Socks

If you need to keep your love of three-toed buddies a little quiet, these socks will fit under your dress pants and into your shoes without a peep. If you find a fellow sloth lover, they'll get a kick out of the bold pink color.

$6 .00

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#25

Sloth i-Clips Magnetic Page Markers

If you're not the type to power through a book in one sitting, don't dog-ear your pages, slothmark them with a set of adorable magnetic clips. Each of the eight features a sloth and can be pointed at the sentence you left off on so you don't lose your spot.

$3 .95

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#26

Don't Hurry Be Happy Water Bottle

Don't hurry, be happy and hydrated with a water bottle that reminds you when it's time to drink and how much. On one side is a sweet sloth, on the other are time increments that tell you when to take a few swigs of water.

$14 .99

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#27

Follow Your Dreams Sloth Drawstring Bag

When you're losing hope, hang in there, the sloth on this cute bag is rooting for you. Any time you sling this pack over your shoulder to head to your next class or creative endeavor, you'll feel a little boost from the animal and message on the back.

$7 .99

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#28

Fred Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser

Tea was meant to be sipped slowly, so why not let it steep slowly, too? With a Sloth Tea Infuser, your tea will be mellow and full of all the flavor a quality loose-leaf can bring. When it's finished steeping, just lift the sloth off the side and sip away.

$10 .10

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#29

Sloth Airpods Case Cover

When you need a little help from your hype music to get the job done, this sloth case cover can push you even more. The adorable animal that keeps your Airpods safe when they're not in use knows you can achieve your dreams.

$12 .99

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#30

Sloth Cookie Cutter

Celebrate the holidays in a fuzzy, festive style with a sloth cookie cutter. The possibilities are truly endless, but if you bring a set of gingersloth men to your next shindig, you're sure to be the coolest one there.

$7 .99

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#31

Sterling Silver Sloth Ring

Propose to yourself with a ring of the animal that'll always hang on to you, no matter how tough things get. This creative ring is cast in sterling silver and wraps almost all the way around your finger.

$58 .00

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#32

I'll Always Hang with You Sloth Plush

No one is ever too old for a stuffed animal, and especially not one as adorable as this plush. Its shirt is removable in case it needs a wash and with the velcro on its hands and feet, it can hang on anything, you included.

$24 .99

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#33

Sloths on a Vine Picture Hangers

Since you can't have a real sloth in your house, have the next best thing, a set of adorable sloths hanging on a vine. The set of six is attached to paper clips so they can hold pictures of your loved ones to the vine that they're hanging on.

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#34

Disney: Zootopia Flash Collectible Figurine

With a Flash Slothmore figurine on your desk, your coworkers might be hesitant to popover just in case you work as slowly as he did, but they might also come by to talk about how great Zootopia was. It was so awesome you should tell Priscilla Tripletoes about it.

$49 .99

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#35

Sloth Ring Holder

This little guy wants to hang on to your jewelry as much as he wants to hang on to a branch. With this little sloth ring holder, your favorite pieces will be safe and sound on his little legs.

$14 .99

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#36

Tervis Nope Not Today Insulated Cup

You'd be hard-pressed to find an insulated cup better suited for a Monday morning. Or a Friday morning. Or any day of the week if you're living the sloth life. Better yet, it's double-walled to preserve temperature and reduce condensation.

$14 .44

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#37

Sloths-A-Lot PopSocket

Your love for sloths will always pop against the boring back of your smartphone with this adorable PopSocket. Use it to get a better grip for selfies, or to prop up your phone if you want to watch a video.

$7 .95

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#38

Wild Republic Cuddlekin Three Toed Sloth Plush

Wild Republic's three-toed sloth plush is perfect for cuddling and for getting to know your favorite animal a little better. Its made with quality and education in mind. True sloth aficionados will notice the toes turn inward, just like a real sloth's does.

$13 .59

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#39

Pretty Animalz Sheet Face Mask

Hydrate your skin while looking like an adorable little sloth with these Pretty Animalz sheet masks. It comes in a six pack, so you and all your friends and family can rejuvenate themselves in sloth-like fashion!

$19 .99

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#40

Social Climbers Sloth Drink Markers

It doesn't matter that your BFF brought her new baby to girl's night, there's no cuter attendee than these sloth drink markers. Each set contains 6 so you and 5 friends will never mix up your mixed drinks.

$19 .85

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