100+ unbelievably cool stocking gifts for everyone your shopping list

400-in-1 Retro Handheld Game

Get in a little (or a lot) of me-time this Christmas with a handheld game device that looks like it's straight outta 1997. This handheld has a leg up on ones of the past though, it's packed with 400 games and comes with a control pad to make playing easy.

$25 .99

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#2

Bubble Gun Bazooka

Santa Claus will be tempted to ambush you with this bubble bazooka, but he won’t have time in his brief stop at your house. The gun fires over 1000 bubbles a minute from 69 bubble holes. And, it’s equipped with LEDs to add a pop of light and fun.

$22 .99

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#3

What The F**k Should I Make For Dinner

You've got a lot of things on your mind during the Christmas season, take all the stress out of planning what's for dinner by letting this cookbook do it for you. The recipes are f*cking awesome, f*cking easy, and will leave you feeling satisfied.

$10 .28

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#4

Dodow Sleep Aid Device

The holidays are stressful and stress does Grinchy things to your sleep. You won't be such a Scrooge when you start sleeping with the Dodow close by. The innovative device helps you fall asleep up to 3x faster and will net you 100s of extra hours of sleep a year because of that.

$59 .00

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#5

Smartphone Photo Printer

Since everything old is new again, the world is going crazy over actual printed photos you can hold in your hand. This smartphone photo printer spits out stunning photos that are crazy high quality. Plus, since we're in the future now, it has AR printing capabilities, too.

$99 .99

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#6

BioOrb Self Contained Ecosystem

You don't need a fish to have an aquarium, all you need is the stunning underwater greenery in this self-contained ecosystem. It's got a lid, so it's safe from wandering paws or fingers, and has a 5-stage filter system so it'll never get gunky or stinky.

$105 .99

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#7

Con-air Dual Jet Bath Spa

The Elf on the Shelf is watching, which means the kids will leave you the hell alone while you relax in the tub with this Con-air. The dual jet spa clips to the side of your tub and creates a lovely bubbly experience or a nice whirlpool.

$49 .99

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#8

Travel the World in Teas

You don't need 80 days to travel the world, you just need this box of incredible teas. There are 60 sachets in the box, ten of each flavor, each hailing from a different continent. You'll find fruit teas, herbal teas, and flavors that can't be beat in every pack.

$21 .25

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#9

Mechanical Pin Clock

Watching time pass is anything but boring with this mechanical pin clock. You’ll be mesmerized watching the minutes turn to hours on the face of the clock as the pins automatically reposition themselves. It’s battery operated so you can take it with you when you travel.

$199 .00

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#10

GSLMOLN Slip on Sneakers

When it’s time to run out in the snow, these slip-on shoes will come in clutch. They come in an array of colors and you might want more than one pair. They’ve got great support and a hypebeast look that even teens will think is cool.

$42 .99

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#11

Weighted Cooling Blanket

Visions of sugar plums will dance in your head the second your head hits the pillow when you're under this weighted blanket. Not only does the added weight reduce tension and make falling and staying asleep easier, the cooling fabric allows you to achieve a deeper and better sleep.

$36 .99

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#12

100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

Make next year your best cinema year yet by making your way through 100 of the greatest, most iconic, coolest movies of all time. This scratch-off map that makes an excellent piece of contemporary art once completed doesn't just rehash the Top 100 lists you're used to seeing, it's a unique bunch of films that'll charm your mind.

$26 .15

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#13

Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

Your dogs are sure to be barking after running around the house putting up last-minute decor. Unwind before the inlaws arrive by doing nothing more than putting on these slides. They harness the power of trigger points to melt away foot pain and make tension in your whole body a thing of the past.

$24 .29

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#14

6-in-1 Tactical Pen

Write your letter to Santa, shine a light on the ground to look for reindeer tracks, crack a beer when you wave goodbye to the ol' boy, and more with this 6-in-1 tactical pen. It's so BA that it can literally be used to save your life and is made from military-grade aluminum that'll last a lifetime.

$9 .98

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#15

Miniature Indoor Garden

Miniature indoor gardens are the new flowerpots, pass it on! This tiny contraption will keep an herb or a small flower alive and thriving. It's self-watering and has an LED light, so if you're notorious for killing plants, this garden will do everything it can to keep your plant alive.

$69 .99

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#16

Gourmet Hot Chocolate Bombs

Your hot chocolate won't just be good, it'll be on fire when you use these gourmet bombs. Drop it in your mug and pour on some milk to reveal marshmallows and allow the flavor inside to bloom. You'll get to enjoy flavors like caramel and fudge brownie.

$19 .99

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#17

Grow Your Own Bonsai Tree Starter Kit

You can never have enough decorated trees around during the holidays, and one of these bonsai trees will be the star of the bunch. This starter kit introduces you to the wonderful world of tending to the four species of the tree included. It's gardening with a side of mindfulness.

$24 .99

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#18

Bidet Fresh Water Toilet Attachment

You're gonna have the jolliest asshole this side of the nuthouse thanks to a fountain of freshwater. This bidet attachment requires no electricity to flush the residue left in your crack after a monster into the bowl, leaving your tushy clean as a whistle.

$23 .95

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#19

Personal Fireplace

Baby, it's cold outside, but it's warm inside when you've got this personal fireplace around. Get cozy and toast some marshmallows over the surface-safe fireplace that makes no ash, so clean up is a breeze.

$99 .00

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#20

Self-Sustaining Ecosystem

This might look like a crystal ball, but it's a lot cooler. It's not filled with a hazy future, it's filled with a futuristic array of plant life, tiny animals, and greenery that keeps itself alive. That means you never have to water it.

$79 .99

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#21

Wacaco Portable Espresso Machine

So...your in-laws aren't "coffee people". Save yourself and your fellow coffee lovers at the party by bringing your own way to make it. The Wacaco requires no electricity to pump out a perfect espresso crema. Just add hot water and grounds and you're ready to go.

$54 .90

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#22

Makeup Brush Cleaner

Your brushes will last longer, your makeup will look better, and your skin won't get irritated by old products if you clean your makeup brushes more often. That's what we call a win-win-win, and you'll get the hat trick when you're using this clever cleaner. Wash and dry in an instant and get back to that skin care routine!

$29 .99

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#23

Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug

A steaming hot mug of cocoa tastes great when it's steaming hot and thanks to the Ember, it'll never get cold. The innovative mug pairs to an app that lets you set the temp the mug will stay for up to 1.5 hours. Want it that temp all day? No prob, just set it on its charging coaster.

$124 .00

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#24

Glitter Maple Syrup

Make your Christmas morning breakfast sparkle and shine by adding syrup that's sweet as can be and literally has glitter in it. The food-safe sparkles in this authentic Vermont maple syrup will put a smile on your face and a twinkle on your lips.

$20 .89

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#25

Mighty Carver Electric Knife

Flex on Uncle Bob's ordinary carving knife with the mac daddy of all meat slicers. The Mighty Carver Electric Knife looks like it would make quick work of a sapling in the yard, which means it'll turn your turkey into a deli sliced delight in a flash.

$74 .00

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#26

Bones Coffee Gourmet Holiday Sampler

You'll recognize the funky designs on the front of these holiday coffee bags as some of the most iconic characters and moments from the holiday greats. And just like their designs, the coffee inside the bags is great too. Always smooth, never bitter, and available in several roasts, no Bones about it, this stuff is awesome.

$34 .99

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#27

Tabletop Retro Popcorn Machine

Enjoy a family viewing of Miracle on 34th Street with a popcorn machine that looks like you threw a lasso around it and stole it from the theater. This retro machine is that same one just miniaturized and can pump out enough popcorn for the whole family to get a bowl.

$73 .98

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#28

Ice Cream To Go Container

There's no reason for you not to have ice cream on your person at all times, even if snow is swirling outside. Take it to go with an insulated container designed just for pints. The Dairy Defender is BPA-free and has room for your entire pint (yes, the cardboard, too) in its cup.

$33 .99

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#29

Periodic Table of Spices Rub Set

You don't have to be a nerd or a chemist to appreciate the genius of the Periodic Table of Spices. This set will rub you the right way, infusing all the flavors you desire to all sorts of meat. Red meat, white meat, or fish, the twelve rubs work for all of it (even vegetables).

$71 .99

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#30

Four Tier Cheese and Tapas Board

Just like Christmas, this board keeps on giving. Just give it a turn and then another and pull out the drawer and it'll reveal two tiers and a drawer full of tools. It's cool enough when it's full of surprises, but when it's full of food, it's even better.

$79 .99

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#31

Popcorn Tea Kettle

It's not just the chestnuts going pop pop pop this year, it's the kernels in this personal popcorn tea kettle. It's easy to use and requires you to wash only one dish! Put the kernels in, put it in the microwave, and POP! You've got yourself a treat to watch Miracle on 34th Street.

$22 .24

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#32

Spark Smart Hydrating Water Bottle

Just like a Christmas tree, if humans dry out, they suffer ill effects. Ergo, it's time to say hello to a high-tech hydration bottle that uses the power of light to keep you on your hydration game. Choose from three light patterns that glow good and bright to remind you to start sipping.

$54 .99

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#33

Compact Adventure Flask with Collapsible Shot Glasses

Grab a quick nip outside with a pal without hauling a bunch of glassware away from the Christmas party with the VSSL flask. It looks like a flashlight (and is one, technically) and will absolutely get you lit thanks to the two included collapsible shot glasses and 9oz flask capacity.

$115 .00

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#34

Whirly Board Balance Trainer

You won't even feel like you're working out when you're prancing around your house on the Whirly Bird. The unique balance trainer will make you sprier than a reindeer and work out your legs, core, and upper body.

$159 .95

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#35

Cocktail Therapy Bougie Cocktail Kit

Double down on your therapy sessions this year by engaging in retail therapy while you indulge in some cocktail therapy. Make the bougiest, most beautifully delicious cocktails you've ever had with the four mixers and three garnishes (including confetti sprinkles, edible rose petals, and pearls) in this kit.

$24 .99

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#36

Sunrise Gradient Puzzle

When you just can't wait for the sunrise to see what Santa brought you, while away the hours before down with a puzzle that's a preview of what the sky will look like. The gradient puzzle is almost impossible because of the minute changes in color, and that's what makes it super fun.

$25 .00

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#37

Heated Razor

Your look will be hotter than hot thanks to a razor that's warm (but not too hot to handle). Get your closest, cleanest, most comfortable shave yet with a razor that adds a little heat to every stroke. If you love the towel shave you get at the barber, this is the razor for you.

$150 .00

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#38

Bowflex Adjustable Dumbbells

Santa will be asking you for help loading his sleigh after you've been pumping iron with these bad boys. The dumbbells adjust from 5 to 52.5 pounds and have a rapid switch mechanism to add weight. Merry Swolemas!

$399 .00

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#39

Eclectic Cocktail Mixer Kit

Rock-tail around the Christmas tree with a set of four eclectic mixers with flavors you have to try to believe. You'll feel warm and cozy after sampling the blueberry mint, vanilla ginger, pear rosemary, and maple cinnamon syrups in this four-pack in your favorite cocktails.

$36 .95

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#40

Pivoting Tracking Smartphone Holder

Put the kids these days to shame with your TikTok videos by getting a pivoting tracker that can follow you as you move. The smartphone holder keeps your phone steady while you're moving and has a Bluetooth remote to help you move it as necessary.

$159 .99

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#41

Truff Hot Sauce Trio

Light a fire this holiday season...in your mouth! Truff comes in two temperatures: hot and hotter. It'll set your mouth ablaze and fire up your desire for even more hot sauce thanks to the savory truffle infusion in the mix.

$69 .99

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#42

Fluff Yeah Slipper Slides

Say Fluff Yeah to walking around in hella comfy slipper slides all day. Summer time? SLIPPER SLIDES! Your toes and heels are exposed to keep you cool. Winter time? SLIPPER SLIDES! The fluff hugs your feet and the footbed is plush AF to keep you warm.

$109 .95

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#43

JBL Clip On Bluetooth Speaker

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear AND blasting those songs to those far and near. Buddy the Elf had it right, and you'll have it super right with this clip-on speaker hanging from your bag. It's waterproof and can go literally anywhere and play up to 10 hours.

$39 .95

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#44

Ring Video Doorbell Pro

Watch for reindeer outside on the driveway with a high-tech camera that's the way of the future. Ring works with you to keep your home safe from nefarious individuals and has smart functions that allow you see, greet, and let in whoever is at the door with a little help from your phone.

$199 .00

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#45

Explorer Cold Brew Concentrate

Oh the weather outside is frightful, and cold brew is still delightful! The temps are frigid and your coffee is, too, when you're using this high-quality Fair Trade concentrate. It's always smooth, never bitter, and comes in four different levels of caffeine.

$32 .99

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#46

Bluetooth Speaker with Customizable LED

Enjoy beats and bytes with a bite-sized Bluetooth speaker that pumps out sound and lights. It's basically a club in a box. Not only do you control the music, but you also control the light pattern or gradient on the front with your phone.

$189 .90

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