44 F'ing Fantastic Middle Finger Gifts That Properly Capture IDGAF Energy

Updated: Nov 28 2023
44 F'ing Fantastic Middle Finger Gifts That Properly Capture IDGAF Energy
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You've got ten fingers on each hand but there's one on each that deserves an epic celebration with one of these middle finger gifts. The ol' one-finger salute is a time-honored signal of your attitude and these funny toys and gag gifts make flipping the bird extra fun. Your friends will howl at these funny gifts, which range in type from jewelry to keychains, night lights to neon signs, and planters to glassware. We knew the middle finger had range like that but this list of middle finger gifts will truly amaze you. If your sense of humor can best be described as raucous and raunchy, you've come to the right place. 

Giant Middle Finger

When one tiny finger-sized middle finger won't do, the giant middle finger will be there to rescue you. The comfortable glove goes over your hand and is a whopping 19" in height. Break it out in traffic to communicate to other drivers how you feel about their driving skills.
$13 .99

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Middle Finger Flashlight

Light up your f*cking night with a flashlight that does more than flip on the lights, it flips everyone in the room the bird. The flashlight is mostly useless for everything but laughs and casts a middle finger silhouette on the wall.
$11 .95

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Middle Finger and Hand Wave Car Signal

If you drive all the time you're well aware of how must other people drive; poorly. Tell them what you really think of them hogging the left lane to go five under with this signal that transforms from a wave into a hearty F-U. The light is easy to control from your dash.
$49 .99

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Middle Finger Finger Covers

Here's a math problem for you, if you have these middle finger finger covers on your fingers, do you have ten middle fingers or do you have twelve? Ponder that as you're busy flipping off your math teacher for giving you a failing grade on your last exam.
$7 .49

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Middle Finger Umbrella

Show the rain how you really feel about it falling all over your head with this umbrella. The foldable umbrella flips the clouds the bird any time they open up and try to ruin your good f*cking hair day.
$13 .88

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Middle Finger Whiskey Decanter

Didja have a bad f*ckin' day? Tell the day where to shove it with this middle finger whiskey decanter set. In addition to the 5" tall whiskey holder, you'll get two glasses so you can share a b*tch sesh with a friend.
$54 .95

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