55 Highly Sought After Yankee Swap Gifts That Everyone Will Be Fighting Over

Updated: Oct 25 2022
55 Highly Sought After Yankee Swap Gifts That Everyone Will Be Fighting Over
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Call all your friends, this list of Yankee swap gifts is gonna make this year's holiday party the best one you ever had! With card games and coffee mugs oozing with sass and silliness, everyone will be doubled over with laughter waiting to pick their next gift off of the pile. And regifting is allowed! Don't like what you pulled from the treasure trove of wrapped gifts, just bring it to your next white elephant or dirty Santa party and score yourself something new! Funny Christmas gifts are the best Christmas gifts and a gag gift can get you on the nice list (at least among your friends).

Twerking Santa Claus

Who knew the big man in the red coat had a booty he could shake this good? This Twerking Santa Claus will be the talk of your Yankee swap. With just a couple of batteries, he'll sing carols while shaking his cheeks up and down to the beat.
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What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

The questions in this book will really make you think, and you'll be thinking for a while. Brought to you by the brilliant minds at XKCD, the hypothetical questions the book posits will have your brain twisting up in knots for days.
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A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar

Once you've been in the working world for a few years, you really start to understand this day-to-day calendar. Get your daily dose of people, places, and things, that give precisely zero f*cks. It won't provide you with motivation, but it will at least make you laugh.
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The Screaming Goat

There's no situation that can't be approved by the screaming goat. Boss is being mean? Activate the screaming goat. Kids won't shut up? Activate screaming goat. Mother-in-law has dared to enter your house? Activate the screaming goat. And run.
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Personal Smoothie Maker

You'll be halfway to succeeding at your New Year's resolutions when you unpack this personal smoothie maker. It can whip up over 8 ounces of tasty, fruity beverage and is portable so you can take it with you. It's battery-powered, too, and can make up to four smoothies before needing a recharge
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100 Tricks To Appear Smart At Meetings

Of course, you want to look smart in meetings, especially ones that could've been an email. Learn all the ways you can be at your best, or at least how to half-ass your best, at the office with this clever book. Anyone who works in an office will cry tears of laughter over the illustrations and suggestions on its pages.
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Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.
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Thought Provoking Questions To Answer While You Poop

When you've gorged yourself on Christmas cookies and cured meats and cheeses, you're gonna be spending a lot of time in the bathroom. With Thought Provoking Questions To Answer While You Poop, you'll be tempted to put your phone down and explore a whole new world of wonder.
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White Trash Cooking Recipe Book

If you haven't cooked with roadkill, you ain't livin'. With the White Trash Cooking Recipe Book, you'll learn how to make all sorts of Appalachian favorites that folks from the region have eaten for years. Yes, that does include delicacies with raccoon.
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1980s Retro Candy Gift Box

Admit it, when you were a kid, you wished that you got all of the candy in this retro gift box in your stocking. Make someone's sweet dreams come true with the box, which is packed with candy that you used to be able to find on the shelves of stores everywhere.
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Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

You'll fall in loaf with this giant bread pillow from the first squeeze. The baguette is almost 3 feet long and will be your new favorite body pillow. The plush is pretty pudgy and is great as lumbar support too.
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Gross Pimple Popping Toy

When you're out of zits on your face and your partner's back to pop but still wanna get the satisfying ooze that comes with making them explode, the pimple-popping toy will be there for you. Give its rubbery surface a press and watch as fake pus comes spewing from underneath. Yum.
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Feejays Sweatpants with Feet

The best part about work-from-home culture is that you can wear anything you want on the bottom and your boss will never know. You'll feel like you're still in bed when you're wearing these sweatpants with feet. Don't forget to get stylish by choosing your favorite of several fashionable colors.
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The Book Of Unusual Knowledge

People that think they know it all really will know everything after perusing The Book Of Unusual Knowledge. The book is filled with over 700 pages of information about sports, politics, science, literature, and literally everything in between.
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Microwavable Luxury Cozy Slippers

Treat your feet to something nice after doing a bunch of running around to acquire last-minute holiday gifts with these microwavable cozy slippers. The luxury footwear is soft and squishy with a bag of flax and rice above your feet to deliver comfortable warmth after a spin in the microwave.
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The World's Softest Blanket

Cuddle up in the world's softest blanket and you'll forget you're living on earth and not in a cloud. The oversize blanket is crafted from a soft Minky fabric that makes for an absolutely luxurious experience. It's available in several rich jewel-tone colors.
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Outdoorsman Survival Gift Box

You'll be ready to take on any Christmas mishap, including getting stranded down at the tree farm without a saw like Clark Griswold, when you're equipped with this outdoorsman survival gift box. Packed inside the hard case are a knife, multitool, flashlight, compass, and more to help you take a control of any situation.
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Hopsulator Trio 3-in-1 Insulated Can Cooler

For a new way to hold your beer, insulate your beer, or take it on the go, you need the Hopsulator. The insulated can cooler has three different modes to help you drink in three different ways. It'll keep your can cold for hours, and comes with a lid to keep it from spilling.
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The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

You could try using this book to teach your kid the alphabet, especially if you want to get the last laugh on a toddler. The confusing alphabet book features the worst words in the English language for learning the English language. It's a devilishly delightful way to ruin any parent's reading experience.
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Pooping Puppies Jigsaw Puzzle

Gather the whole family and get ready for the most interesting puzzle night that you've ever had with a 1000-piece puzzle that the littlest of kids will get a kick out of. There are over 3 dozen pooping pooches featured in this landscape, can you count them all?
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

The party don't start until the wacky waving inflatable tube guy walks in and he's the reason it never ends. Keep the festivities going with the fan-powered partier who flops around wildly and unpredictably, kind of like Elaine from accounting after a few glasses of wine.
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Light Saber Chopsticks

The force is with the one that uses these light saber chopsticks to eat their noodles or sushi. The chopsticks are available in a "dark side" or a "light side" version and have magnets in the bottom so you can attach them together.
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Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

You said you'd only have one glass of wine and you can stay true to your word by using the Guzzle Buddy. The wine bottle attachment slips right into the neck of a bottle of wine, turning the entire thing into your glass. It's a great way to save dishes and get your buzz on.
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How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

If your side hustle isn't being an assassin, are you really hustling? Learn that trade and several other illicit activities from this clever book. It's packed full of tips that will definitely get you brought up on federal charges, but you'll have a lot of fun in the process.
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Ransom Notes Party Game

Embrace your inner kidnapper and figure out how you describe common events using bits and pieces of words that one might cut from a magazine. With the Ransom Notes party game, you and your pals will have a criminally fun time putting together strange definitions.
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Pun Intended Card Game

Try your hand at making dad jokes by introducing the Pun Intended Card Game to your family game night. There are over 100 cards in a set for you and your fellow players to work with, and it's guaranteed to make laughter abound.
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Fish Slippers

When you've walked around and found trout just how unsupportive your tennis shoes are, you'll be reaching for these fish slippers. The foamy floppers are remarkably supportive and soft and float in water in case you drop them off the boat.
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Christmas Flavor Jelly Beans

Enjoy all of the Christmas flavors you love with a package of jellybeans. The holiday favorites include eggnog, candy cane, pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, and hot chocolate all packed inside petite candies. Which flavor is your favorite?
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Porta Potty Shot Glasses

Measure out the perfect amount of rum for your eggnog with a set of shot glasses that you likely recognize from the county fair. These porta potties hold exactly 1 ounce of booze and are worthy of being featured in a post on your Instagram.
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The Gift Of Nothing

We all know that person who very adamantly insists that there's nothing they want for Christmas. Fun fact: they really do want something, they're just being coy about it and want you to guess. Give them this, the gift of actual nothing and then pray you don't get slapped.
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LED Light-up Knitted Ugly Sweater Hat

If you're gonna go ugly with your Christmas sweater, you might as well go ugly with your whole wardrobe. Deck yourself out like a Christmas tree by popping this LED light-up hat on your head. Just tap the button by your ear and the hat will start twinkling like Christmas lights.
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Holiday Elf Popper

Any parent that receives this at the Yankee swap will be sure to thank you later after their kids have fired it at them dozens of times. The elf popper shoots foam balls up to 6 feet in front of it. Don't worry, the projectiles aren't large enough to cause damage to vases or urns.
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Exfoliating Butt Masks

You don't want the cheeks on your face to be the only smooth ones on your body, your butt deserves some attention too. With these exfoliating masks, your posterior will look positively radiant. In addition to exfoliating, the masks also gently moisturize weaning your butt with a dewy look.
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Minute of Fun Party Game

Each round in the Minute of Fun party games only lasts a minute, but you probably could've guessed that, but what you can't guess it's just how many rounds there are to play. Using the equipment in the box you'll play your way through 237 rounds. Don't worry, you don't have to do them all at once.
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The Burrito Blanket

When you've got the blues, wrap yourself up in the burrito blanket and feel your sadness melt away like cheese on top of hot beef. The flannel blanket is fuzzy and warm and large enough that you really can wrap yourself up like a big old Chipotle burrito.
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Nessie Tea Infuser and Mug

Infuse your next mug of tea with some Loch Ness magic by using Nessie the tea infuser. The silicone infuser has a tummy suitable for 1 tablespoon of looseleaf tea and tiny legs that hold it upright in the bottom of your mug. And, this gift comes with a campfire mug to match.
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The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

When it's time for you to enjoy a cold winter's nap, you'll want to snuggle up in this blanket sweatshirt. The COMFY is the ultimate naptime accessory. It has a giant hood to block out light, a super long length, and a big pocket for post-nap snacks, it will be the only thing you wear all season.
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Gourmet Soft Pretzel Gift Box

Wish a friend a merry carb-mas with a gift box packed with two varieties of soft pretzels. Give them a quick spin in the oven to add some warmth and put your favorite cheese and mustard on the table to accent their flavor.
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Melody Madness Singing Game

Find out who among you has the best memory with the Melody Madness singing game. From show tunes to one-hit wonders, there will be tons of singing, humming, dancing, and of course, laughing when you and the pals break out the game. It's great for family game night too.
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Procrastination Dice

Why do today what you could do next year? These procrastination days will help you put off any big decision (or small decision for that matter) until the time of the universe's choosing.
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A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

There are only 180 servings in his 27-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese if you're a quitter. Real fans of the food could probably eat their way through it in half that time. Would you call that a cry for help? It might actually be a cry for help.
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The Big Book of Bourbon Cocktails

No one in their right mind would refuse a bourbon cocktail, especially around the holidays. Unwind with this book, which is filled with over 100 timeless, traditional, creative, and tempting recipes that will satisfy the taste of anyone who loves whiskey.
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Plunger Christmas Tree

If your Christmas spirit is feeling a little clogged, look no further than this plunger Christmas tree to reopen those pipes. The hilarious country-style tree comes with one ornament a la Charlie Brown and a pair of socks begging for wine.
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Aromatherapy Shower Steam Bomb

The holidays are stressful and it can be very helpful to have something to relax with at the end of the day. These shower steamers make it easy. They don't leave any residue in the tub or shower, they simply dissolve into the air to fill your bathroom with a heavenly aroma.
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Toast Lamp

Nightmares will be toast when you're basking in the warm glow of this adorable sleepy bread lamp. The breakfast food isn't quite ready to wake up, but that's OK, neither are you. There's a soft LED at its center that makes him suitable for use at bedtime.
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Complete Herb Garden Growing Kit

Enjoy some farm-to-table magic with your New Year's resolutions by planting all the seeds in this complete herb garden growing kit. You'll find everything you need, including soil pods and pots to grow parsley, basil, cilantro, and chives. An herb grinder is included to help you dice the finished product.
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Drink Cocktail Smoker

This cocktail smoker is the kind of thing that you didn't think existed for your home bar, but you'll be very glad that it does. Infuse your whiskey and bourbon drinks with even more smoky and oaky flavors by using the kit, which includes a smoking gun and wood to fire.
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Taco-saurus Taco Holder

Mexican food for dinner that falls over and makes a mess of things? We don't know what you're taco-ing about! Use this dinosaur taco holder and your delicious treats, hardshell or soft shell, will stay upright and ready for a filling or chomping.
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A Big Pack of Stroopwafels

No one will say no to cookies, especially not at Christmas time. And this big box of stroopwafels doubles down on that goodness with cookies and cream flavor. The petite desserts taste excellent with hot coffee or tea.
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Green Onion Growing Kit

Some people call them green onions, but they're really scallions, and with this growing kit on your counter you'll be able to reuse the popular garnish again and again and again. The hydroponic grower features an array of holes to keep the plants upright and can accommodate over two dozen plants
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The Ultimate Bar Book

Your friends will be asking if you can bartender the party after you open The Ultimate Bar Book at the Yankee swap. The book is packed with modern and traditional cocktail recipes, as well as tips on how to garnish, how to mix, and how to pair the cocktails on its pages.
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Grow Your Own Avocado Tree Kit

Maybe if you made avocado toast at home, you'd have enough money for a house. OK Boomer, you can grow your very own avocado tree. Just use this adorable little boat and a pit from one of your store-bought avocados and a bowl of water. In a few decades, you'll have a full grown tree.
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Cat Butt Christmas Coloring Book

When you spend your Christmas coloring in cat Buttholes adorned with candy canes, you won't be able to help going into the new year with a smile on your face. This ridiculous coloring book is filled with designs that showcase the back end of our feline friends.
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Gerber Impromptu Tactical Pen

Give a hard-core guy a pen as hard-core as he is by indulging him with this tactical version. The pen can write in all weather and in all orientations and has a body made out of metal that renders it basically unbreakable.
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Toilet Paper Puzzle

When you're waiting for someone to finishin using the bathroom it can feel like the minutes are actually hours. Occupy your mind with a toilet paper puzzle. The puzzle is nearly impossible to do since it's all white and consists of 1000 pieces. It should keep you busy until the bathroom is empty again.
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You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

If they said they wanted nothing, who are you to not deliver on that wish? You'll be the personal Santa Claus of a minimalist when you treat them to this empty plastic box that gives them exactly what they desire.
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Holographic Scratch Off Notes

Get holly jolly with your notes at Christmas, New Year's, and beyond with a set of holographic scratch-off pieces of paper. You'll have over 100 sheets at your disposal in this cube, which comes with a set of "pens" that remove the black film covering the silvery paper.
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Himalayan Salt Diffuser Lamp

Infuse your home with good vibes and good ions with a Himalayan salt diffuser lamp. Fill the lamp with rocks of Himalayan salt, which, when exposed to heat, give off their signature ions. The lamp also doubles as a diffuser and humidifier to add skin soothing moisture to your home's air.
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Walker's Shortbread Christmas Tree

'Tis the season to enjoy some flaky, buttery goodness in the form of Walker's shortbread cookies. These ones are aptly shaped into Christmas trees and are about an inch in height. They're so small you won't feel bad about eating the entire box.
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Pizza Socks in a Box

You're gonna wanna pizza these socks to add to your everyday wardrobe. The socks come in a pizza box for added charm and are rolled to look like slices of delicious Italian food. The design contains a lot of toppings, but the good news is, there's no pineapple.
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Fly by Jing Hot Sauce Trio

If you're a fan of hot sauce, you're going to want to try the Fly by Jing Trio. The chili crisp set includes three flavors: Zhong Sauce, Mala Spice Mix, and Sichuan Chili Crisp. They are great for Asian cuisine but can also be used for barbecue.
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