37 Ridiculously Funny Gifts For Women That'll Make Them LOL For Days

Updated: Oct 02 2022
37 Ridiculously Funny Gifts For Women That'll Make Them LOL For Days
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A gal with a sense of humor will cackle for hours on end at any of these funny gifts for women. There are fifty shades of giggle-worthy gag gifts for women below perfect for a funny guy looking for something that'll really make an impression on his funny girlfriend or funny friend. From coffee mugs and funny home decor like bread pillows and silly posters about being a dog mom to adult coloring books that help relieve stress, this gift guide presents you with a range of practical and playful ideas. Don't sleep on these as Christmas gifts or birthday gifts, or even funny Mother's Day gifts, dad jokes are one thing but mom jokes are a class of their own. The way to a woman's heart is through making her laugh, and she'll be head over heels for the person who gets her these hilarious gifts. 

Ginormous Granny Panties

Her man won't be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won't have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that's where the fun lies.
$16 .99

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The Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball

When you ask a dumb question, expect a dumb answer from the sarcastic magic 8-ball. This one's just for adults, in the hands of a teenager it would be too powerful. Every time you give the ball a shake the six-sided die inside will hastily put you in your place.
$11 .39

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Hanging Testicles Stress Balls

Squeezing a set of the family jewels is a surprisingly relaxing action, and she can do it whenever she needs to with a set of balls attached to a suction cup. Her desk will be hanging brain and hers will feel calm, clear, and collected every time she reaches over to cradle that in her hand.
$18 .00

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P*rn For Women Calendar

A guy that washes the mirror in the bathroom? And he knows how to load the dishwasher correctly? Whew, is it getting hot in here or is it just us? This calendar will make your girl laugh and her guy roll his eyes and features 12 months of Ryan Gosling-esque dudes doing chores, images that drive women crazy.
$19 .99

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Am I Overthinking This?

Instead of wading into dangerous territory and actually telling her your thoughts on the matter when she asks if she's overthinking something, just direct her to this book. She can't get mad at a beautifully illustrated work of fun charts and diagrams.
$9 .10

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I Adulted! Stickers For Grown Women

Turn up being a grown-up into something fun with a book full of stickers that act as merit badges for Adulting. Did you fold the laundry? Did you arrive somewhere on time? Congratulations, you get one of the dozens of stickers tucked in the pages.
$8 .55

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Lipd*ck Lipstick

Get that enviable post-BJ pink lip look with a fittingly shaped lipstick. There are several shades available for this moisturizing, super hued makeup accessory, which will understandably illicit stares when you apply.
$11 .99

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The Screaming Goat

Once you've watched that Taylor Swift video where her voice is replaced by a screaming goat, you can never unsee it. Make your own song remixes with a toy that makes the same sound. TikTok is waiting, just press the button on the bottom of the figurine and enjoy.
$7 .96

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50 Ways To Eat Cock Cookbook

Heat things up in the kitchen by treating your girl to a book that will teach her how to eat cock in 50 new and entertaining ways. And by cock, we mean chicken, what did you think it was? This cookbook is filled with chicken-based recipes that she'll love putting in her mouth.
$14 .95

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F**k This S**t Show Gratitude Journal

When things are going also right, she can express how grateful she is for the blessings by using every four-letter word in the book. This gratitude journal is filled with prompts that will help her find the best in good situations and express those feelings in the most vulgar way possible.
$6 .08

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Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

Why dirty a dish and waste a drop of wine when you could turn the wine bottle into the wine glass? With the Guzzle Buddy, she can. The attachment is easy to use, just pop it in the neck of a standard-size wine glass and start drinking.
$17 .99

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Celebrity Prayer Candles

Maybe she's looking to manifest Harry Styles's cool confidence, maybe she needs a little bit of Mr. Spock's logic to help her in a meeting, or maybe she wants to bring whatever it is Nick Cage is vibing into her life. She can do it with one of these hilarious celebrity prayer candles.
$22 .99

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Exfoliating Butt Masks

No one looks good with a chapped and scaly ass and that's why it is necessary to exfoliate and moisturize your bottom cheeks as it is your top cheeks. With these but masks you can kiss cellulite and dead skin goodbye and say hello to smooth, silky, beautiful butt cheeks.
$10 .00

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F*ck Off I'm Coloring Adult Coloring Book

When she's looking for a little alone time, this is the coloring book that will scare away any who dare to approach. First of all, because it's full of c*cks illustrated with mandalas and other psychedelic designs and that's kind of weird, and secondly because the covert tells people to f*ck off.
$4 .99

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Oversize Bread Pillow

Take a nap on the very carb that gave you a food coma by resting her head on this oversize bread pillow. It's about 3 feet long and 1 foot wide, making it great as lumbar support as well.
$25 .99

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Grow a Boyfriend Toy

Get your mom off your back at the next family reunion by bringing a boyfriend that you grew yourself. Drop this toy in water and watch him expand up to six times his original size. Sure, he doesn't have a face, but have you seen those washboard abs? Yum.
$3 .89

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Kilty Pleasures Funny Calendar

Feel free to do all the fantasizing about Outlander you'd like with this Kilty Pleasures wall calendar hanging in your office. Real men wear kilts and the ones that do usually have sexy Scottish accents that drive you even more wild. It's going to be one hell of a year.
$14 .08

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Shower Margarita Machine Prank Gift Box

Inspire her to take a roadie into her next shower by boxing up a set of actual margarita glasses in this prank gift box. By it's design, you'd think it was the most genius invention since the shower beer holder, and it's sure to make her laugh.
$8 .99

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But… You’re A Horse Romance Novel

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless that horse is the star of a salacious romance novel. Make her think she's about to enjoy a four-legged Fifty Shades by treating her to this gag book.
$12 .99

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The Gift Of Nothing

She kept saying you didn't have to get her anything, she wanted nothing. If you have the balls to meet her at her level, treat her to the gift of nothing. Inside the packaging, she'll find exactly what the outside purports it to hold. Godspeed.
$22 .98

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Alpaca Teeth Panties

Your girl asking you if you'd still love her if she was a worm is the equivalent of her asking if you'd still bone her if she's wearing these panties. The design is certainly unique, and not everyone's cup of tea, but hilarious nevertheless.
$12 .99

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Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket

When that time of the month rolls around she can hold off in this oversize hoodie sweatshirt and be happy, sad, mad, and slightly hysterical in comfort. The blanket has a Sherpa lining, a big pocket for snacks, and a hood to block out all of the world's b*llshit
$34 .99

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"Sexy" Lingerie Pajamas

When she's halfway in the "mood" and halfway in the mood for a nap, she can let the universe decide by wearing these lingerie pajamas. The soft short sleeve pullover leaves just enough to the imagination that her night might get spicy.
$17 .99

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That's What She Said Party Game

Give her a way to show off her vulgar humor on girl's night or game night with friends with the that's what she said party game. The card game is an ideal fit for people with a twisted sense of humor or who really like The Office. It's a real banger (that's what she said).
$22 .51

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Giving up on love is easy when you're giving into owning more cats than is legally allowed in most states. This cat lady action figure it might be a glimpse into your future, but you have to admit that in a robe and pajama pants she looks pretty comfy. What a purr-fect life.
$15 .62

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Joey Tribbiani Sequin Flip Pillow

If memes were a thing in the 90s, Joey Tribbiani would've been a bigger star on the TV show FRIENDS. Enjoy one of his most iconic moments on the sequin flip pillow. At first glance, it's gold and elegant, at second glance (aka what Joey is doing here) it's a piece of decor that'll make you laugh.
$14 .99

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Fifty Shades of Chicken Parody Cookbook

Wait, does BDSM actually stand for Bird Dinners Seasoned Marvelously? Your girl might think that after you treat her to this parody cookbook based on the Fifty Shades of Grey series. Instead of sultry sexiness, she'll be treated too salty sumptuousness in chicken recipe form.
$10 .72

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Beaver Bath Salts

When her beaver is on the prowl for some wood, it's important to make sure things are squeaky clean. That's what gets all the guys to say DAM, I want that. Spending a spell in the tub with Beaver Bath will bring all the boys to her hidey hole in the river.
$17 .99

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The Wine Rack

Marathon runners carry water with them to stay hydrated on tough training days, why shouldn't your girl carry wine with her when she's got her own tough day ahead? With the Wine Rack, she can. It's a bra with a built-in bladder to hold a few pints of her favorite beverage, complete with a straw for drinking.
$39 .99

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Bread Loaf Slippers

Loaf around in comfort with a pair of bread-inspired slippers on your feet. Your toes will be nice and toasty and thanks to nonskid souls, you'll be ready to get dinner rolling at any moment.
$13 .99

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Tonight Not Tonight Flippable Pillow

Give her man some idea of what he does or doesn't have to look forward to in bed with a flippable pillow that makes it pretty clear whether or not she's got a headache. The oblong pillow is good for napping on, or boosting her hips a little higher if "tonight" is flipped up.
$9 .99

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I Heart COCKtails Funny Socks

She loves wieners, too, cocktail wieners! This pair of socks will be her go-to any time she's wearing shorts or skirts short enough to reveal the design on the side of these hilarious knee-highs.
$12 .15

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Cat Butt Cookie Cutter

Tell her to eat your whole ass in a delightfully adorable weight by treating her to a cat but cookie cutter. The 3-D printed cookie cutter not only slices the dough but imprints a delicate X where the cat's butt is supposed to go.
$14 .04

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B*tch I Am the Secret Ingredient Funny Oven Mitt

The secret ingredient is not love, or cinnamon, or something of that nature, the secret ingredient is that your girl is the one making the baked goods. She'll enjoy all of the sass that this oven mitt brings to her kitchen, and you'll enjoy all of the delicious results.
$16 .99

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The Silent Karaoke Mic

It doesn't matter if she's got a voice like Lorde or Lord Have Mercy STFU, not everyone is gonna wanna hear her screaming Adele after a breakup. With the Silent Karaoke mic, only she can hear the dulcet tones she's wailing.
$48 .65

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WineLife Adult Coloring Book

Perhaps indulging in the wine life and grabbing some colored pencils to shade in the fascinating designs in this adult coloring book while sipping a cab sauv could lead to a great night. The snarky coloring book will help relieve stress through a series of beautiful Merlot-themed designs.
$6 .99

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Blanket

All her cravings for chocolate will be satisfied when she curls up in this cookie blanket (after, of course, grabbing a large bar of chocolate to enjoy while she's cuddled there). The super realistic flannel blanket is over 5 feet in diameter and big enough to share with a dog or cat.
$24 .99

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