35 Unbelievable Gag Gifts For Women That Will Make Her Laugh Til She Cries

Updated: Nov 08 2022
35 Unbelievable Gag Gifts For Women That Will Make Her Laugh Til She Cries
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Laughter is the best medicine and keeps you looking you so by treating your girl to one of these gag gifts for women, she really will be twenty forever! The playful gifts for women are great "any time" gifts and perfect for birthdays, Christmas stocking stuffers, and everything in between. You'll find tons of practical prank gifts, like coffee mugs safe (and not so safe) for her desk and spa treats that'll make her feel luxurious. There are also gag gifts that aren't so practical, like The Gift of Nothing (you have to see it to believe it), and parody books that are utterly ridiculous. She's the funniest woman you know and treating her to a joke gift will invite more smiles and more laughter into her already bright life. 

Cooking With Semen

With a little bit of that delicious white stuff you can whip up some of the most disturbing recipes ever. No, not mayonnaise, this isn’t the Midwest, a different kind of white stuff. Just being saucy, this parody cookbook is only good for laughs, not dinner.
$7 .99

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I Adulted!: Stickers for Grown-Ups

When she's feeling a little down, she can brighten up her day with one of these stickers for grown-ups. They're all about adulting and are covered in tasks that she might be familiar with, like not talking back to her boss, showing up on time, and saving money instead of spending it at happy hour.
$8 .55

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Feejays Sweatpants with Feet

It’s business on top and a slumber party on the bottom when you’re working your remote job wearing Feejays. The pajamas with feet are like the onesies you remember as a kid with a major upgrade. They’ve got a warm, fleecey lining, feet that open up in case you get too toasty, and loads of fun color options.
$39 .98

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Hanging Testicles Stress Balls

Have you ever noticed how guys just reach into their pants and adjust their balls, kinda like all the time? Maybe there's something to that. As a girl, you can give it a try with these hanging testicle stress balls. Just suction them to the bottom of your desk and give them a squeeze when you're feeling a little stressed.
$18 .00

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The Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball

The spirit of Cher Horowitz found itself a toy would have it, it would be the sarcastic magic eight ball. Can you find something better on store shelves? As if. The playful options on the die inside will help guide all your life decisions in the most sardonic way.
$11 .39

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Am I Overthinking This? Book

Chances are, if you have to ask yourself if you’re overthinking something, you are indeed overthinking it. Distract yourself from those extra thoughts by poring over the delightful illustrations, laughable facts, and entertaining information in this colorful data-packed book.
$9 .10

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Porn For Women Book

Ladies, imagine if you will for a moment a man who knows how to load the dishwasher right. Or a guy who, dare we say it, actually dusts the living room. It's a lot, but you'll get all that and more in this Porn For Women of a Certain Age book. It'll make you wetter than water.
$12 .95

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Celebrity Prayer Candles

When you need to channel a little extra energy to get through a tough meeting or a tough date, these celebrity prayer candles will be the ones you want to light. Featuring such stars as Harry Styles, Mr. Spock, and Nicolas Cage, whatever energy you need you can find.
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But… You’re A Horse Romance Novel

She can’t get enough of the Hallmark Channel, but those movies can get a little formulaic. Give her something that’s a little different than her usual with But…You’re a Horse. It’s a good, neigh, great, option for a girl that loves love as much as she loves parodies.
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DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Be sure to have your camera pointed at her when you treat her to this magic flying butterfly card, something's going to fly out of it as soon as she unfolds it. Once she stops screaming and realizes that it was a tiny paper butterfly, she'll probably want to open it all over again.
$8 .97

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The People of Walmart Coloring Book

The people at Walmart are a different breed, and that place is almost like a zoo. Reminisce on all the crazy things you've seen on the similarly named website with this adult coloring book. Keep this one away from the kids, there are a lot of butt cracks and titties.
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Anonymously Send A Bag Of Dicks

Tell her to eat a bag of dicks in the sweetest way possible by anonymously sending her a pouch of penises. She'll be absolutely delighted to see the bag of gummies, and she'll be laughing her ass off as soon as she realizes what they're shaped like. If you don't want to be anonymous, you can add a card.
$19 .98

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Nature's Dick Pics Calendar

Condolences to her boyfriend, his morning wood has got nothing in the penises featured in Nature's Dick Pics. The surprisingly safe-for-work calendar features a whole year's worth of some of the world's most phallic landmarks. It's 365 days of amusement.
$19 .99

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Oversized Granny Panties

She's been telling you she's been looking for a very special piece of lingerie for a while, why not pick out one of the biggest, baddest, most bountiful pieces out there? These oversized granny panties will make her cackle like the old lady who they were designed for.
$16 .99

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F*ck This Sh*tshow Gratitude Journal

Gratitude isn’t just flowery language and little heart emojis, it can be about being really f*cking grateful you made it through some tough sh*t. With this journal, she can let out all her frustrations and feel-good’s all in one place with a little help from some prompts.
$6 .08

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Calm the F*ck Down Adult Coloring Book

In all of human history, no one has ever calmed down by being told to calm down. Being given a sweary coloring book to help them calm down, however, that might just work. This irreverent book is packed with NSFW, stress-relieving designs that when shaded in with pretty colors definitely inspire a sense of chill.
$6 .99

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Give her a glimpse of her future after her next breakup by treating her to the crazy cat lady action figure. The harried figure is dressed in a robe and comes with six cats and is articulated in multiple places to be easily positioned on a faux couch and covered with cats.
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The Boyfriend Body Pillow

This boyfriend body pillow isn't a cry for help, in fact, it's a shoulder to cry on. Does that make it any better? Probably not, but you can make it look like the man of her dreams by picking out her favorite color of a button-down shirt. It'll cradle her with love and his arm will never fall asleep.
$34 .95

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The Gift Of Nothing

She said she wanted nothing, and who are you to not give her exactly what she wants? You'd be one brave, bold, badass, that's what should be. You're taking a risk by giving her this gift of nothing, but if she laughs, you've probably won her for life.
$22 .98

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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

If her home could use a little sprucing up, and you think it needs something a little sparkly to really make it shine, treat her to this spring-loaded glitter bomb. The second she pulls the top off, she'll be surprised by an explosion of glitter.
$27 .99

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Unt Funny Coffee Mug

There are going to be mornings that she feels like a real Unt but after drinking some coffee from this mug, she'll feel a lot better. The handcrafted ceramic piece holds enough coffee that one whole mug should get her in a better mood.
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The FRIENDS Guide to Adulting

Who better to help you learn how to be an over-30 in a crazy world than a group of people you may have grown up with? Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are here to help you with their misadventures around NYC. Learn from their mistakes so you don’t make the same ones.
$13 .69

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Chicken Leg Socks

She might think these socks are stupid at first, but after wearing them once, she'll never wanna take them off. The compliments she'll get will be endless. The amusement she'll get is equally as endless. Plus, they're soft, and they go all the way up to her knees to keep her legs warm.
$8 .49

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Full Bottle Of Wine Glass

She promised she only have one glass of wine with dinner, so it's good this one wine glass holds an entire bottle. The oversized glass is perfectly balanced so there's no need to worry about it tipping over.
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Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance: Choose Your Own Adventure

The tropes, themes, and downright ridiculous things from Hallmark movies have been woven into an incredible and laughter-inducing story in this book. And it's a story that you'll get to build on your own, picking which elements from the movies you want to turn into your very romantic adventure.
$29 .44

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You're My National Treasure Heat Activated Mug

There's no face a woman wants to wake up to more than Nicolas Cage. Not Chris Hemsworth, not Idris Elba, it has to be Nicolas Cage. With his heat-activated mug, as soon as her coffee is in the piece, Cage's face will appear covered in flowers. Beautiful.
$16 .00

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I Love to Wrap My Hands Around It Funny Wine Glass

This glass doesn’t have a lengthy, delicate stem but you still shouldn’t have any problem wrapping your hands around its monstrous girth and sucking down every ounce of liquid inside it. This wine glass will make you wanna guzzle wine as quickly as you can.
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Blinker Fluid Gag Gift

Poke fun at her "incredible" driving skills by treating her to some blinker fluid. Sure, it's kind of a dad joke, but if you've ever written in the car with her and noticed that she's more likely to use her middle finger than her turn signal, you might want to use this to send a message.
$8 .95

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Have a Nice Life A-Hole Coloring Book

Since screaming the sentiment on the front of this coloring book is not exactly what you'd call productive while driving, get those negative feelings out by shading in the sweary patterns on his pages. Grab all the colored pencils and a glass of wine and get ready for a relaxing evening.
$6 .98

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