33 Absurdly Funny Socks For Women That She'll Get A Real Big Kick Out Of

Updated: Dec 01 2022
33 Absurdly Funny Socks For Women That She'll Get A Real Big Kick Out Of
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Get ready to laugh so hard you feel it in your toes, the ultimate list of funny socks for women is here and it'll really, well, knock your socks off! Crew socks, knee-high socks, ankle socks, even no-show socks, they're all here and ready to dress up your feet in funny, funky style. Wear them to the office to add some whimsy to your workday, wear them around the house to put some pep in your step, wear them to a big occasion and repeat the equally NSFW and hilarious mantras to feel empowered. These fun socks deserve to be in your drawer because of the laughs they'll bring you every morning. Is your man eyeing your collection of socks? Check out some of the funny socks for men, too!

Sushi Sock Set

This is the only sushi that smells like feet that you're ever gonna want to eat. Packed inside the clever takeout tray are several pairs of socks that look like delicious raw food delights.
$19 .99

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Chicken Leg Socks

You'll be squawking as you're walking and having a rooster call of a good time while wearing these chicken leg socks. The knee-high beauts might inspire you to do a little pecking around the house for some grub!
$8 .49

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Hi I Don't Care Thanks Funny Socks

When you got sh*t going on and you don't need people or stupid conversations getting in your way, these are the socks you need to wear. They make your flowery point very clear with lovely flowers and four-letter words.
$13 .99

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I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Funny Socks

No, you absolutely don't have an attitude problem, in fact, if people stopped asking stupid questions and making stupid assumptions, you wouldn't be in such a crabby mood. These socks make it pretty clear that you're really chill, it's everyone else who sucks.
$13 .99

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It's a Sh*tting Rainbows Kinda Day

The sarcasm oozing from these socks is palpable. When you're feeling particularly salty, there's no better pair to wear to tell the folks around to f*ck right off than this one. Their colorful appearance will catch their attention and the messaging will scare them away.
$12 .78

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Disney Princess Socks

Are you more of an Ariel and traipsing about down at the ocean's edge? Or are you a Belle and wearing your socks down at the library? Dress your feet up as fancifully as you please in these cute Disney Princess socks.
$14 .88

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With All Due Respect No Funny Socks

Let these socks be a reminder that your answer could've been "fuck no" but was instead a very respectful "no." You're only trying to be polite, your mama raised you well after all.
$13 .99

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F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

Introverts, this is a pair of socks that you can get behind. Wear them to the next family party you go to and pull up the bottoms of your pants just enough that the fam can read what's woven into the top of the sock.
$13 .99

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What Up Succa Funny Socks

Life would really succ without low maintenance desert plants and silly socks, dontcha think? Show off your love of easy to care for greenery and casual cool socks with this genius, conversation-starting pair.
$11 .75

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Gel Moisturizing Socks

You could wear these with sandals or you could just throw them on and put your feet up. A gel is included to infuse the fabric with moisture that gets imparted into your feet to give you a luxurious wearing experience as well as super soft feet.
$18 .99

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Caped Wonder Woman Socks

These socks may or may not come with an invisible plane. If they do, we haven't been able to find it yet. That said, the socks are pretty awesome with a bright red cape and high knee look that turns your whole calf into Wonder Woman.
$12 .99

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Cute Bear Sock Set

You'll BEARly be able to control your excitement over just how adorable these bear socks are. The cute socks come in four patterns and add just the right amount of whimsy and wonder to your day.
$11 .99

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