The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. Born on Kickstarter, this is a unique sand timer that runs for just about five minutes. Help your loved one do their business and get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

Avoid crashing into nearby trees when you charge the slopes by hopping on the steerable snow sled. It features a strong yet lightweight T3K carbon frame that can hold up to 230 lbs along with a patented stainless-steel leaf spring steering system for precision turns.

Use story time to teach the little ones about the “S” word, the “F” word, and the “A” by reading them The Big Book of Definitely Not Dirty Words. These seemingly innocent children’s books are perfect for parents looking to spice up story time with humor.

Don’t leave important life decisions to chance, confront them with pseudoscientific confidence with help from Flowcharts for Life’s Bigger Questions. It comes filled with forty-five humorous flowcharts like “can i drink at work?” and “should I have a kid?”.

Ensure your favorite coffee-loving psych major begins their day on a humorous note by gifting them this Freudian Sips mug. This 11oz ceramic mug comes with a portrait of the renowned neurologist along with the quip “when you say one thing but mean your mother.”

Elevate your audio experience with the Soundblade Under Monitor Soundbar. This sleek, discreet, easy-to-install, space-saving soundbar delivers powerful, crystal-clear sound that is perfect for gaming, movies, web conferences, and of course music.

No one enjoys the taste of metal in their mouth, which is why you’ll love having the magnetic wristband on your next construction job. It conveniently holds several nails that way you can keep them at hand and out of your mouth while you hammer away.

Make geography fun for your creative kiddos with this US map color-in pillowcase. This entertaining and educational toy is made from 100% cotton and comes printed with a detailed map of the contiguous United States that they can decorate how they see fit.

Protect your drink from sinking to its watery grave with the inflatable drink floatie. People aren’t the only ones that require a life guard on duty – and with a floatie snuggly wrapped snugly around your drink, you can practice responsible drinking while on the water.

Outfit your bicycle with a handy GPS system by installing the handlebar iPhone holder. The holder firmly attaches your iPhone to the handlebar to provide a convenient way of accessing your phone’s GPS or other useful apps while you are riding your bicycle.

Enjoy the tasty Japanese treat of taiyaki right at home by preparing it using this fish mold pan. It features a non-stick aluminum surface that allows you to make two small 3 x 5 inch fishes that you can stuff with your favorite filling.

Protect your laptop from the elements while you’re working in outdoor locations by placing it inside this sun shade laptop carrying case. Apart from protecting your laptop from the sun, the tent gets rid of glare while giving you added privacy while you work.