35 Kick-Ass Housewarming Gifts For Men That Every Man's Castle Should Have

Updated: Oct 10 2022

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Say congrats to the bro that upgraded his digs from bachelor pad to palatial palace with a housewarming gift for men so awesome he'll want to buy another house. The man in your life will feel like a kid on Christmas when you roll up to his housewarming party with a fifth of whiskey in hand and the perfect gift to turn a boring "second bedroom" into a badass man cave. No matter what stage of life your dude is at, just graduating from a rental and clueless about how to work heavy-duty power tools to full-on parental and in desperate need of a poker gift box to get guy's night back, there's something here for him. Pop some bottles of wine with your boy, but make sure it's your treat, he's got a mortgage now and needs all the gift ideas and generosity his buddies are willing to give him.

Automatic Beverage Chiller

No ice no problem thanks to this automatic beverage chiller. The Chill-O-Matic requires only 60 seconds to take a warm beer or other canned beverage from room temp to cold AF.

$24 .99

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100 Things Every Homeowner Must Know

The great thing about owning a home is that you can do what you want. What sucks is that the landlord can't save your ass when your ass clogs the toilet. That'll be no problem for the man that owns this tell-all book about home improvement.

$12 .21

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Self-Sustaining Ecosystem

Your guy could forget to water this plant until the day he dies and it would still be alive. It's a self-sustaining ecosystem, so it's made to look cool all the time without having to be tended to all the time. It's a true set it and forget it piece that no bro's home is complete without.

$79 .99

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Funny Coaster Set

Water stains on the coffee table are now cause for being thrown out of the brotherhood. With these stone coasters, though, your friendship will be totally safe. Each of the set of four features a slightly vulgar warning that you'll want to cover with your beer mug.

$19 .00

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Yoda Metal Bookend

Whether the Jedi master is holding up his collection of graphic novels that he's paged through a million times or a set of books that he should've read in high school is up to him. This metal shelf bookend will look cool either way. How could it not, it's Yoda.

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Luxurious Bidet Toilet Attachment

Tantalize his tushy with a luxurious bidet toilet attachment that'll leave his taint feeling squeakier than a rubber duck. With several pressure settings, he'll be able to erase the marks of any dump of any size.

$23 .95

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Bluetooth Shower Speaker

Finally, your boy can sing loud and proud to Dave Matthews Band deep cuts in the shower without winding up on your roommate's viral TikTok. With this Bluetooth shower speaker, no song or crappy talk radio show are off limits as long as he can broadcast if from his phone.

$69 .99

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Acupressure Mat and Pillow Set

After moving all of his sh*t into his new digs, your man's neck, back, and ankles are gonna crack. When he kicks back on a couch with this acupressure mat and pillow set resting on it, though, he'll feel better immediately. The mat features tiny nubs that target pressure points that quickly relieve pain and tension.

$19 .04

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Thug Kitchen Cookbook

When you have an actual kitchen and not just a hotplate and a microwave, it's time to start cooking some real food. Thug Kitchen makes bougie cooking bad ass, and contains a slew of recipes that'll blow your boys' minds and impress the ladies.

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#10

Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

If he's not used to sleeping without a dozen other dudes screaming while they're playing beer pong a room away or a train going by every 5 minutes, he might need a little help. This therapeutic weighted blanket is scientifically proven to lower anxiety and stress before bed, improving his sleep hygiene.

$34 .99

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#11

Personal Craft Brewing Machine

Now that your buddy's got a mortgage to pay for, he's not gonna be buying rounds down at the watering hole. But with this personal craft brewing machine, he won't have to, his place will be the new hot spot. It pours craft beer better than the taps at your fave bar.

$539 .99

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#12

Indoor Herb Garden

Your man can grow some herb (of the 420 kind or the culinary kind) with this indoor herb garden. The garden is smart and will warn him when it needs more water. It comes with seeds to grow more than 6 kinds of culinary delights and keeps them lit even when the rest of the lights are out.

$119 .99

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#13

Cartman 148-Piece Tool Set

Every household needs a good set of general tools. Sure, he might have a few screwdrivers, but he probably doesn't have everything he'll need over the years, which makes this 148-piece tool set perfect.

$31 .49

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#14

Knock Off Backyard Tossing Game

Your boy wants to show off his freshly mown lawn, bring over this Knock Off Backyard Tossing Game and get the party started. Crack some beers and toss the frisbee, the goal is to tap the opposing team's water bottle off the top of the tall stick.

$25 .99

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#15

Heavy Duty Home Tool Kit

Mr. Home Owner's title will change to Mr. Fix-It at some point and when it does, this heavy-duty home tool kit will be at the ready. With a little bit of everything he'll need, from wrenches to a drill with powerful torque, whatever stands in his way won't be standing for long.

$115 .49

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#16

Smart Air Fryer

Having a house isn't an excuse to also have a dad bod. With this smart air fryer, your man can enjoy all of his deep friend faves sans the "deep." The fryer cooks myriad items with 70% less fat and calories than a standard deep fryer would without sacrificing any of the flavor.

$66 .00

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#17

DIY Avocado Tree Growing Kit

Your avoca-bro never has to go without his beloved morning avocado toast because with this kit, he can grow his own. When he's done with this avocado, all he has to do is put the seed in the boat, float the boat on some water and in a few years, he'll have a tree.

$9 .96

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#18

Couch Armchair Drink Holder

Now that he's got a place of his own, he doesn't have to move once a year to avoid rent raises and he might invest in some real furniture. He can keep it safe from crumbs and spills with this genius contraption that fits between the cushions in his couch.

$39 .97

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#19

Smart Light Switch Kit

A house is a pretty big thing to keep lit all the time, and when you give your dude this Smart Light Switch Kit, you'll be saving him a few bucks on his electric bill. It pairs with this phone so he can turn lights on and off from anywhere, or leave the lights on while he's on vacation.

$99 .95

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#20

Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet

Yes, you can give your man a bouquet of flowers for his housewarming, it's totally chill. Especially when that bouquet is made of beef jerky. The flowers are carefully rolled from artisan jerky and stuck on beef stick "stems." The whole bouquet comes in a pint glass so he can wash the meat down with some suds.

$49 .00

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#21

Kan Jam Disc Toss Game

Your buddy's got a big backyard and you should take full advantage of that. Play the Kan Jam disc toss game to your heart's content since you've got the room to do so. You'll be dashing, slamming, shouting, and having a great time trying to score buckets.

$29 .97

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#22

The Art Of War

He's got the house and he can get a leg up on the Joneses (and add a really cool red book to his shelf) with the Art of War. Sun Tzu's iconic book hails from 6BCE and is packed full of valuable information about being your best in politics and war, which in turn makes him better in business.

$15 .29

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#23

Espresso and Latte Machine

Your bro loves coffee a-latte. In fact, he practically needs it to function. Help him save a few bucks for those school taxes with this espresso and latte machine combo. It's got settings to help him automatically steam milk, brew just the right amount of espresso, and will definitely pep him up in the morning.

$184 .99

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#24

The Best Grilling Cookbook Ever Written

Any idiot can grill and this is the book that proves it. The two dudes that wrote the book don't consider themselves the sharpest tools in the shed but they've authored a cookbook that your average Joe can read to become the grillmaster he's always dreamt of being.

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#25

Four Square Volleyball Backyard Game

You don't technically need sand to play volleyball, grass clippings work fine, too. They'll be the perfect soft landing for you when you get really into playing this game of four square volleyball. It combines the playground fave with the gym class game and is super easy to set up and take down.

$115 .99

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#26

Bluetooth Kitchen Thermometer

First house means first-time hosting Thanksgiving. Spare your man the embarrassment of overcooking or undercooking the turkey with a Bluetooth kitchen thermometer. It sends the temp of food to his phone so he knows it's ready AND safe to serve.

$112 .38

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#27

Nest Smart Thermostat

When it's hot AF and he's hungover AF, he's not gonna wanna get off the couch to adjust the AC. With a Nest smart thermostat, he can control everything with his phone. The thermostat adjusts based on his input and his past preferences, so it's almost a mind-reader.

$89 .99

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#28

Stemless Aerating Wine Glass

When your dude is rotating aerating wine glass on its axis, he's going to feel smarter. The glass is specially designed to spin and spin but never fall over, and adds flavor to the wine as it rotates.

$39 .00

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