23 Very Quirky Gifts That Are Perfect For The Loveable Weirdo In Your Life

Real Human Bones

Collectors of all things odd and macabre can't call their collections complete without a couple of human bones as part of the mix. All of these real, authentic, 100% genuine human bones were sourced ethically so uh, no one had to be murdered to get them.

$25 .00

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#2

The World’s Strangest Book

The World's Strangest book was first published in 1981 and no other tomes have been able to come closer to its mystery and wonder. It's a visual encyclopedia of an unknown world written in an unknown language. It is the world's greatest troll or does it know something we don't?

$85 .97

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#3

The Little Book of List Words

There are a lot of words in the English language you haven't heard of because they've sorta died over time. Be a trendsetter and bring them back into the common vernacular with The Little Book of List Word. The book is filled with hundreds of words that you should be using.

$12 .82

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#4

Tired Duck Night Light

This duck is a whole mood, especially during finals week, and that's when you'll feel his exhausted aura most of all. The adorable sprite has 3 levels of light making him ideal for study time or bed time and is about 8.2" in height.

$13 .57

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#5

Taco Truck Jelly Beans

You could enjoy these jelly beans in order, staring with the savory stuff and moving your way to the sweet stuff. Or you could Live Mas and shove all the Beef Taco, Churro, Salsa, and Guacamole flavors into your mouth at once and experience Seventh Meal aka what they serve when you enter the seventh circle of hell.

$28 .99

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#6

Venus Fly Trap Terrarium

Keep a Venus flytrap in a place you're sure it can't eat you with a lightbulb-shaped terrarium. This set is 100% self-sustaining so you don't have to water it or feed it, the terragel inside does all the work. It'll start growing in about 1-2 weeks.

$8 .99

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#7

Desktop Affirmations Signs

These aren't your average desk signs, these are affirmations designed for the corporate environment. There's no "you can it" here, just a lot of snark about how much you're over it, how you're barely feeling being there, and how you do what you want.

$15 .09

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#8

NFL Tiki Totem

Bring some god luck and good juju into your man cave with a Tiki totem that looks like something your favorite NFL team put together. This tiki totem is available for all teams and measures a whopping 16" tall. Consider using it for decoration or as a trophy for your fantasy football team.

$54 .99

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#9

Banana Duck Garden Statue

Banana duck is everyone's best friend. He's even his own best friend. And exactly what is he? He's a 10" tall resin painted statue that just wants to hang around in the garden and scare away the animals.

$33 .89

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#10

Mushroom Cocktail Glasses

Who knew that the garnish your cocktail needed was a mushroom? This unique set of cocktail glasses holds about 10 oz of your favorite beverage and can be used to make the most sensational-looking drinks. There's still plenty of room for a real garnish and a straw.

$15 .99

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#11

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

The English language is a real trip, how is it fair that rough, trough, through, and dough all look the same but are spelled differently? Learn about that and so much more in the worst alphabet book ever. It's filled with all kinds of wacky words like Knight and Pterodactyl that make no sense at all

$9 .51

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#12

Great Nudes Heat Changing Coffee Mug

Despite what the art teacher at your super conservative high school wanted you to know, there was a lot of tasteful nude art in the classical world. This heat-changing mug will show the real side of some subjects of famous art. With a little hot water, their clothes will seem to melt away.

$19 .95

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#13

The Fuzzy Pet

A single woman who's not ready to take a step into Crazy Cat Ladyhood will have a saving grace with The Fuzzy Pet. It's shaped kinda like a cat, and it feels like a cat but it doesn't purr like a cat and can be left alone at any time.

$106 .00

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#14

Cow Ottoman

Haven't you HERD? The newest trend in home decor is jazzing up your living room in a true farmyard style. This bovine ottoman comes complete with horns and stands at 16.75" tall, high enough to be a great rest for your feet.

$71 .99

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#15

WTF Red Ink Stamp

When something comes across your desk that's a true NMP (that's Not My Problem in business speak) you need use the WTF red stamp. The self-inking stamp makes it easier than ever to ask, "WTF is this? WTF is it here? WTF are you thinking?"

$9 .99

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#16

Kirby Otamatone Synthesizer

Teach yourself how to play the greatest instrument on Earth with a Nintendo twist using the Kirby Otamatone. It's easy, just move your fingers on the stem to produce low, medium, and high pitches while you squeeze the instrument's cheeks. The sound is, well, it's unforgettable.

$42 .99

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#17

Bob Ross Suit Jacket

Imagine the pickup lines you could use at the bar when you're wearing this Bob Ross Suit Jacket to the bar. "Hey girl, it's a happy little accident that we met." She'll be swooning from the first second and you in your oil painting replica jacket will be feeling fine.

$99 .99

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#18

Full-Size Plush Flamingo Statue

You don't need to be a dog mom or a cat dad or anything weird like that, all you need is to be a flamingo parent. This one measures a whopping 4 feet tall, truly lifesize, and all he needs is a name to become part of the family.

$135 .69

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#19

Strange Flavored Soda

You could sip on something ordinary like seltzer water or Coke with dinner or you could shake it up and enjoy a little of what your mama forgot to make with these strangely flavored sodas. How do you like the sound of sweet corn, ranch dressing, buffalo wings, pumpkin pie, and PB&J?

$27 .19

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#20

Giant Microbes Plush Set

There are about a million plush stuffed animals you could get for someone but you want to get them something really exotic, right? Skip the teddy bear and opt for giant microbes. There are 5 big, plush, bacteria and microbes in this set that'll drive them wild.

$29 .95

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#21

The Dr. Seuss Coloring Book

Immerse yourself in a whimsical world of Seussian wonder with a coloring book filled with designs straight from Dr. Seuss's novels. Some are intricate, some are playful, some are iconic, and all are just waiting for you to turn them into something spectacular.

$5 .81

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#22

Chicken Purse

Everyone's gonna be CHICKEN out your look when you're toting this hen purse over your shoulder. For authenticity's sake, it's important for it to have feet and gobblers. You'll also have your choice between four colors.

$17 .95

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#23

Googly Eyes Gel Eye Pads

Scare the f*ck out of anyone that comes over while you're doing your self-care routine with googly eye gel pads. The chill-out mask can be used over and over again as long as you cool them in the fridge. Say goodbye to the equally scary look of under-eye bags.

$10 .85

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#24

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Tubey is ready to party, are you? The petite party animal measures about 18" in height and is 35% quieter than the OG Tubey. That means you'll hear more of the music you're dancing to and less of Tubi dancing to it.

$19 .99

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#25

Animal Themed Seasoning Sprinklers

Change the spices inside these seasoning sprinklers to go with the season or pick a few of your faves to keep in all year long. The Animal Parade set contains four of your favorite animals, each of which sits on a plastic tray for easy storage.

$12 .99

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#26

Flickin' Chicken

Embrace your country side and enjoy a rip-roaring good game of flickin' chicken. They bounce and they roll but what really matters is when they hit the bullseye at the center of the target. Four chickens are included so bring your best friends.

$18 .19

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#27

Cheesy Joke Cards

The jokes on these cards couldn't possibly get any cheesier. There are 100 in the pack, which is obviously shaped like cheese, and guaranteed to brighten your day. They're all kid friendly so the whole family can have some good clean fun.

$8 .00

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#28

Superhero Floating Bookshelf

Give the ultimate superhero fan a special place to keep all their comic book omnibuses with a floating shelf. The stainless steel shelf is powder coated with a rust-free coating and can accommodate about half a dozen books.

$18 .90

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#29

Sous Vide Egg Machine

Making sous vide eggs is easier than dealing with a water bath and all that other equipment. All you need to make the perfect egg bites is this machine. There are four mini molds in the nonstick pans that will put any premade ones to shame.

$18 .14

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#30

Weird Things Humans Search For

Do you have a stipulation in your will about deleting your browser history after you die? You're gonna want one after playing this hilarious game. It's prompt and response and you'll have to fill in the back half of real searches like "did the dinosaurs..." See if you're right about what searches people have made and enjoy authentic fun.

$12 .99

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#31

Dachshund Ring Holder

This darling dachshund will make a happy home to your favorite rings. The holder has a black section across his back that's lined with velvet to keep the surface of the rings scratch-free.

$18 .99

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#32

Sushi Sweatshirt

When you're in a food coma after a hot sushi date, what better to curl up in than a sweatshirt bearing the image of some of your favorite things? There's a big pocket for additional snacks, sherpa lining to keep you warm, and a hood for napping.

$37 .99

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#33

StirMATE Automatic Pot Stirrer

You're only one person and you only have so many hands. The StirMATE will stir the pot for you to keep your food from getting burnt. It's got three speeds, a high torque motor, works with several sizes of pan, and can last up to 10 hours on a single charge.

$78 .95

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#34

Avocado Coin Purse

Boomers are always ragging on Millenials about skipping avocados to save money but as soon as you show them this coin purse they'll change their tune. It's about the size of a real avocado but it zips to hide all the hundos you save drinking lattes at home.

$16 .95

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#35

Banana Neon Sign

Banana-fo-fa-na-NEON-fo-fana, banana banana! You'll want to make up your own songs with this bright LED light on the wall. It's about 12"x20" inside and coded so there's no fooling with your wiring to install. It glows a nice bright white and bright yellow to set a happy mood.

$22 .99

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#36

Banana Party Hawaiian Shirt

Be the party banana of the party with a Hawaiian shirt on that makes it very clear what your favorite fruit is. The colorful top has a collar, which totally makes it fancy, and you'll be proud to show it off.

$39 .95

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#37

Van Gogh Hard or Van Gogh Home Shirt

Wear this on your next trip to the art museum and even the staff will want to take a picture with you. The shirt is guaranteed to make you giggle and is made of 100% cotton and will not inspire you to take your ear off.

$21 .99

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#38

Flamingo Shaped Pasta

Have a little fun with dinner time by cooking up a flock and a half of beachy birds. Don't worry, no actual flamingos were harmed creating this incredible high-quality pasta. There's about 14oz in each package, enough to make a couple meals for your family.

$14 .99

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#39

The Venn Puzzle

The Venn puzzle is a mechanical one, not like the apps you have on your phone, and that makes it all the more challenging. It's 2.25" in diameter and a test of your dexterity, wits, and wisdom.

$125 .00

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#40

The Golden Girls Cookbook

With 90 delectable recipes inspired by Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia, the Golden Girls cookbook will inspire you to make all kinds of unforgettable recipes. There's fun, there's humor, and of course, there are tons of ways to cook your favorite Scandinavia, Italian, and Southern recipes.

$14 .32

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#41

WhiSki Flask Poles

Your next trips to the slopes will be a little more slippery with these ski poles in hand so be sure to stay on the bunny hill. The pole holds 8oz of liquor each and are crafted from aircraft-grade aluminum that'll never rust or break.

$109 .00

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#42

The Eggmazing Egg Decorating Kit

Since no one without kids has decorated an egg since they were kids, now's as good a time as ever to start! With this eggmazing decorating kit, it's fun and it's easy. There's no water or die to mess with, just a spinner and some markers. A kid wishes they could make one as cool as theirs.

$24 .70

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#43

Rick Chia Pet

I'M A CHIA PET MORTY! That's what Rick would yell if he could yell as a Chia pet but the earthenware clay means that his mouth is frozen in place. You'll have to yell for him. The chia set comes with three sets of seeds to get you started.

$21 .08

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