37 Really Unusual Gifts For Men That We Guarantee He Doesn't Already Have

Updated: Sep 18 2022

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If you need something that the guy who has everything doesn't have, you've chanced upon the best list of unusual gifts you could possibly find. With these ideas, you can give him something unique, something that he's never seen before and probably didn't even know existed. Find gag gifts that'll make the funniest man howl with laughter. Explore birthday gifts for men that'll make it the most memorable one they've had since they got a car when they turned sixteen. And count on finding unusual gift ideas that are actually practical. There are fun but functional items to accent his home bar, his kitchen, his desk, and so much more. His man cave won't be the same after he tears the paper from one of these gifts, it'll be better, and it'll all be because of you.

A Plumbus

In case you haven't been lucky enough to catch an episode of Rick and Morty, you should know that a Plumbus is an essential item to have in any home. This 9" plasticky, rubbery goodness is just what your man's shelves have been looking for.

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Offensive Fortune Cookies

Play a little prank on your man by swapping out the cookies that come with your takeout for some of these offensive fortune cookies. The messages on the cookies are so bad that he might want to speak to the manager. The cookies themselves taste divine, though, so he'll be begging you for more.

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Real Human Bones

A guy with a flair for the macabre would love nothing more than a piece of the human body to call his one. While he's familiar with the concept of a "boner", this is literally a boner. It's a real human finger bone, sustainably and ethically sourced just for him. No humans were harmed to collect this bone.

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Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Treat his tastebuds to something with a unique flavor that he'll never be able to place (unless he was on a reality show in the early aughts and ate weird sh*t). These exotic meat jerky sticks come in a pack of ten and feature flavors like alligator and kangaroo.

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Deed to a Real Piece of European Land

He'll be so excited when he sees that you got him a deed of land, it's the dream of many men to own a piece of land. When he sees the land you got him, he might be a little puzzled. He'll get precisely 100 square inches at the exact GPS location specified on the deed. That's 10"x10" exactly.

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How To Become A Federal Criminal

When you want him out of your house for good (maybe he loaded the dishwasher wrong again), this book will give him the education to do it. It's fully illustrated, absolutely fascinating, and a great way to begin his journey from law-abiding citizen to Man on the Run.

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Danny Boy Liquor Dispenser

Danny Boy here will give your man a new way of thinking about "getting pissed." He sure won't be pissed off the first time he presses the button on the back of the decanter to make Danny start peeing. You're-IN luck, too, the piece holds a few glasses of whiskey, enough to share the joy with a friend.

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The Book of Extraordinary Facts

There are over 700 pages in The Book of Extraordinary Facts and at least 100 of those facts will make you exclaim "what the f*ck, noooooo" in public. But they're true, they're all true, and they will blow your mind. Impress your friends, confuse your dog, and one-up your brother-in-law, all by memorizing the info on these pages.

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But... You're a Horse Romance Novel

There are some guys out there who read romance novels to get an idea of what women want out of a relationship. Those guys would be shocked if they read this book. She's not looking for a white knight on a noble steed...she's looking for something else, and no, we're not horsing around.

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#10

Word Clock

This is a clock that your man will have to think about. Who even says things like "quarter past six" anymore? His brain could use a good dusting of those cobwebs, though, and you can't deny that this piece has got some serious style.

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#11

Workaholics Bear Coat

Hide from your boss and intimidate your coworkers wrapped up in a Bear Coat straight out of England's most recognizable shows. When you need to show your claws on a Zoom call, you'll want to turn to this grizzly attire.

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#12

The World's Smallest Pocket Knives

It's important for a guy to carry around a pocket knife in case of emergency, but you can give your man a leg up on ordinary knives with this unique four-piece set. It contains four knives so small that he'll be able to use them for cutting things like cherry tomatoes and cheese.

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#13

Gourmet PB&J Of The Month Club

He loved 'em as a kid, he loved 'em in college and chances are when you experiment with Brussels Sprouts recipes he loves 'em now. It's peanut butter and jelly! With this subscription, he'll be treated to a new PBJ combo that features gourmet and exotic flavors every 30 days, right to his door.

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#14

The Book Of Useless Information

Being a know-it-all isn't a bad thing when the stuff you know would generally be considered utterly useless and is therefore quite entertaining. This big red book has over 700 pages of facts about literally everything that he'll love sharing with his friends.

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#15

The Man Fork

When he's tackling steaks that have weights in the double digits he needs more than that four-tined feeble fork that came with the utensils you got for your wedding. He needs the Man Fork, with 6 tines of meat stabbing, veggie grabbing glory.

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#16

Great Nudes Heat Changing Coffee Mug

While your man is sipping tea from this mug the folks around his cubicle will be spilling tea and talking about this mug. It's covered in nude ladies and yet, it's totally safe for work. How's that? For one, the nudes are only ever out when the mug is filled and they're all literal works of art.

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#17

Redneck Life Funny Board Game

If your working TV sits atop a busted TV in your living room, you might be a redneck. Find out who among your friend is the white trashiest with a game that challenges y'all to see who can lose their teeth the fastest. Bonus points to the guy with a broken-down washing machine in the front yard.

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#18

Billion Dollar Art Gallery TV Museumifier

He could buy art to hang on his walls and spend millions, if not billions, of dollars, or he could use the TV Museumifier. The Billion Dollar Art Gallery is a simple USB stick packed with 500 images of the world's most expensive art that will display on his TV when not in use.

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#19

Mat's Beard Bar Miracle Cleaning Device

Mat's Beard Bar is a miracle device that'll make your man feel good for doing something for you. With just a quick swipe, the beard hairs that usually pepper your sink until you get so mad you clean it out yourself just disappear. It's the laziest and best magic trick ever.

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#20

Hot Dog Toaster

Two dogs, one toaster, that's better than the ballpark can do! This incredible appliance can cook your man a hot lunch in just one press of a lever. The retro red piece does more than just the dogs, too, it toasts the bun to perfection. All he needs to provide is ketchup and mustard.

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#21

Thanos One Piece Swimsuit

Can you think of anything more attractive than seeing that "Dorito zone" people always talk about Chris Evans having covered in the wrinkly ball-sack purple chin of Thanos? Obviously not. Give your modest but sexy man this one-piece suit and he'll be turning heads, nay, snapping necks, at the beach.

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#22

Throne Daddy Toilet Backrest

The toilet isn't known for being an ergonomic place to sit but your man spends so many hours on it. Do his back a favor with the Throne Daddy, a cushioned support that presses his spine into alignment so he can sh*t in ultimate comfort.

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#23

Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset

Ring, ring, banana phone. A little part of his inner child has been dying to have a banana phone since he first heard Raffi sing the song. This Bluetooth headset brings that dream to life and is easy to pair with his phone so he can use it to talk for hours on end.

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#24

Fish Sandals

Oh my cod, have you ever seen a pair of flippers like these fish-shaped sandals? They're softer than a hefty trout, more supportive than an empathetic marlin, and snappier than a chic tuna. Don't try to compare other flip-flops to these fish-flops, they're not even on the same scale.

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#25

Stuffed Burger Press

Once he's mastered the burger it's time to move on to bigger, juicier, cheesier things. Enter the Stuffed Burger Press, an XXL smasher that'll help him craft gourmet burgers filled with his choice of food. Try lobster for a surf and turf twist on the classic burger.

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#26

Day of the Week Clock

How many days a week does your man ask you what day it is? Too many, that's how many. He'll never have to ask again with this clock on the wall, which only turns over to the next day if 24 hours have passed. Alternatively, you can set it to a different day to mess with him.

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#27

Otamatone Musical Instrument

Guitar lessons take so much time and piano is for kids, the Otamatone is so much easier to pick up and the sound is so much more annoying. All it takes is a squeeze of the cheeks of this instrument and some finger work on the note shaft to make it sing.

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#28

Dead Guy Pencil Holder

Will he name this pencil holder after his boss, the same boss who's been denying him a promotion for 5 years and who won't let him take Thanksgiving off? Of course not (sarcasm). That would be terrible (more sarcasm).

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#29

Tuna Jerky

Beef and turkey are expected, crocodile and kangaroo are exotic but tuna? That was a wild card. His mind will be blown by the flavor profiles in these jerky packs. The protein-packed snacks are available in five varieties and every bite is more delicious than the last.

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#30

Kopi Luwak Coffee

This sh*t will make you sh*t. Coffee kinda does that anyway, but this coffee is made from beans that are eaten by an animal, digested, and then pooped back out to be harvested. For coffee made from crap, it's surprisingly not crappy, with a smooth flavor and notes of cherry and nuts.

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#31

Mustache Guard Mug

A gentleman with a fine mustache would be heartbroken if his morning coffee took all the fluff out of his facial coiffure. Enter the mustache guard mug. A clever ceramic piece for the sophisticated man that protects his hair thanks to a bridge between the coffee and his face.

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#32

Garbage Can Coffee Mug

On Monday mornings when he's feeling like a trash panda after a weekend of drinking, he can make his colleagues laugh to distract from his red eyes by sipping from this coffee mug. The oversized ceramic piece holds 12oz of that sweet elixir of life.

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#33

Goats in Trees Funny Calendar

Betcha didn't know that goats liked to climb trees. They also like to climb rock faces but this wall calendar is all about branches. Every month your man will ponder over a goat in a strange situation that looks precarious but might be sorta stress relieving for the animal.

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