37 Extremely Weird Amazon Products That Make No Sense And All the Sense

The NoPhone Air

This is the phone of the future. It's so light, you'll barely be able to feel it in your hand. It's so quiet, you'll never hear it ring. And it's so advanced, it can't do anything at all. It's basically a ghost of a phone and it can be yours.

$6 .99

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#2

KFC Romance Novel

The enchanting tale on the pages of this KFC romance novel is so great it's, dare we say it, finger-lickin' good. Read how the colonel comes to the rescue of a damsel in distress complete with cheesy dialog.

$1 .00

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#3

Offensive Crayons Pack

These crayons are for adult coloring books only and damn, they are funny. With colors like Baby Sh*t Green and Travel Ban Brown, they're anything but politically correct but will have you howling with laughter.

$34 .99

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#4

Egg Laying Chicken Keychain

Infuse a few more WTF-worthy moments into your day with a rubber chicken that rocks that cloaca life. This keychain chicken need only be squeezed in the tummy to erupt with an egg sac from between its legs.

$0 .01

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#5

Realistic Dog Head Masks

Take a trip to the dog park wearing this mask and NO ONE will think you've gone off the deep end. The high-quality mask is made from 100% latex and fits most adult heads.

$23 .99

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#6

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

With 55 gallons of lube, you could do a lot of things. You could put it on a slip and slide and see how far you could go or you could throw an orgy that would make Caligula jealous. The choice is yours but with great power and great amounts of lube comes great responsibility.

$1,629 .67

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#7

Cheeseburger In A Tube

If you were a kid that ever went on a field trip to a science museum there’s a good chance you tried astronaut ice cream. But now that you’re an adult it’s time to kick it up a notch and try astronaut cheeseburgers. Consumed by actual cosmonauts in space, this puréed burger has an out of this world flavor.

$17 .95

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#8

But… You’re A Horse Romance Novel

If you're interested in reading a heartwarming, breathtaking, and at times incredibly surprising tale of a romance between a horse and a gorgeous woman...this is not the book for you. LOL! Inside the pages of this fake romance novel, you'll find an array of anecdotes and gags that have nothing to do with horse love.

$12 .99

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#9

Judgmental Maps Book

Find out exactly how the rest of the country judges you based on your location with Judgmental Maps. The book pulls absolutely no punches in describing various locales and guarantees more and more LOLs with every turn of the page.

$15 .13

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#10

A Whole Alligator

Nothing says “party” like a whole alligator on the grill. This game, lizardy delight will be the talk of the party for a variety of reason, not least of which because it comes complete with head, tail, and feet.

$144 .99

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#11

Stained Underwear Wallet

Store your fortunes in a place that absolutely no one, not a single soul, would ever think of or even dare to look. These undies are equipped with pockets and uh, one more thing, a big old poop stain right in the middle, that'll keep people's paws off your riches.

$18 .99

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#12

A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

Call your friends, your family, and maybe invite some frenemies to the party, too, you've got 27 pounds of mac and cheese to eat. If you play your cards right, you can get this mac and cheese to feed you everyday for an entire month, or you can share it with almost 100 people.

$169 .99

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#13

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

Scar your child for life but encourage them to learn a foreign language by reading them The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made. With fascinating words that make no sense within the confines of English like Pterodactyl and Knight, you'll set them back a few years with every word.

$9 .51

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#14

Exotic Meats Beef Jerky

Once you have a taste of the exotic meat in these jerky sticks, you won't want to go back to the boring beef and turkey they have at the gas station. Try everything from ostrich to kangaroo and savor that gamey flavor.

$27 .99

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#15

Radioactive Uranium Ore

Do you, personally, want to glow in the dark? Well, you can have a rockin' and radioactive good time with this canister of uranium ore. Inside of the tin is a block that will register on a Geiger counter, so maybe don't take it on a plane trip to show it off to your friend.

$59 .95

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#16

World’s Lightest Solid Matter

The world's lightest solid matter is also known as "frozen smoke" so no matter how you look at it, it's pretty badass. You can own a piece of history by getting a jar of the matter. It insulates 40 times better than fiberglass and is NASA's go-to on space missions.

$49 .99

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#17

The Scale of Things Giant Book

Learn a little about the world around you in a book that's full of facts, figures, and fun stuff for you to drop at your next party. The Scale of Things giant book may lack in physical size, but it makes up for it in the sheer amount of info it'll pack into your brain.

$31 .00

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#18

Chicken Arms

Get your chicken tickets to the gun show with a pair of arms that aren't at all useful except to freak out the other chickens. The tiny arms are comfortable for the chicken to wear and won't injure them in any way, but you might get injured when you double over laughing at your poor chicken.

$2 .89

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#19

Horizontal Reading Glasses

Who said you couldn't be lazy AND learn? With these incredible horizontal reading glasses on your face, you can lay flat on your back and still see your tablet or book without having to hold it over your head. What a win!

$13 .59

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#20

The People of Walmart Coloring Book

Half the reason to go to Wal-Mart is for the people-watching, and this coloring book proves that a thousand times over. The hilarious book features outlines of some of the iconic People of Wal-Mart site's most notable photos for you to color in while you're crying tears of joyous laughter.

$11 .99

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#21

Licki Cat Hair Brush

Feel closer to your cat than ever before by grabbing it and cleaning it...with your tongue. The Licki cat brush is designed for you to hold it between your teeth while you run it over your cat's fur. Is it weird? NOPE! Definitely not something anyone would judge you for doing.

$25 .00

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#22

The Fart Vacuum

Are you afraid of getting caught crop dusting a room? Suck it up. No, literally suck it up with the fart vacuum. The lowkey device has a hose that runs into your pants and sucks up your stank.

$11 .99

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#23

Grown-Up Play-Doh Scents

Great news, Play-Doh isn't just for kids anymore. Play-Doh for grown-ups comes in such attractive scents as fresh-cut lawn, mom jeans, frappuccino latte, and grill king. If those don't turn you on, are you even adulting?

$9 .98

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#24

1500 Live Lady Bugs

Don't think, just buy this bag of 1,500 live ladybugs. It doesn't matter if you're not sure what to do with it, you've got plenty of time to decide while you wait for the ladybugs to arrive at your door. The bugs are guaranteed live, so plan something fun.

$8 .00

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#25

Winter Trapper Hat

Before preparing to leave for your winter home in Antarctica, you need the proper equipment. With this winter trapper hat on your head, literally everything from your neck to your bald spot will be warm. Even your eyes will be warm and protected from the sun thanks to the built-in lenses.

$20 .99

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#26

Fish Sandals

Take these to the river and drop them in the water, they'll float. The incredible fish sandals are crafted from super-soft foam that'll cushion your every step. The only thing they aren't is super slimy, which is great, because you wouldn't want your flips to flop on you.

$22 .99

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#27

White Trash Cookbook

If you want gourmet without the ego, White Trash Cooking is loaded with over 200 recipes that'll give you all the flavor with none of the attitude. Inside the book are southern faves like Oven-Baked Possum and Charlotte’s Mother’s Apple Charlotte served up with a dash of dixie that'll leave your tastebuds hollerin' for more.

$12 .99

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#28

Cannabonsai: A Beginners Guide

Make your cannabis a canna-miss part of your decor by learning how to autoflower your plant into a bonsai tree. This guide will show you how to grow a plant that'll live for 15 weeks and produce 3-5 grams of cannabis per plant.

$34 .99

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#29

Bending Cat Paw Toy

Get on your cat's level with a bending cat paw toy that looks exactly like their legs. Right down to the toe beans, this trigger activated bendy paw is a whisker-for-whisker match of your feline's footies.

$13 .90

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#30

Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium

Freak the frack outta all your friends and families by growing a terrarium of spiders. Do you want to be left alone for all time? Great! Your house will look beautiful and you'll enjoy it in peace after assembling this arachnid environment. JK! This is just a box to put over a real gift, but we had you going, right?

$8 .95

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#31

Grass Sandals

You could walk in the grass, but then you'd run the risk of stepping on some dog poo or an anthill. With these grass sandals on your feet, you can get your satisfying walk in the grass in while walking on the sidewalk.

$27 .95

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#32

Giant Lobster Claws

When you're feeling crabby, slide on this pair of latex lobster claws and you'll feel your mood turn around instantly. You'll be feeling lobstery every time you look down at the 14.5" claws. All you'll need is a side of butter and you'll be feeling all right.

$9 .99

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#33

Oversize Bread Pillow

You gotta get that bread! And by that bread, we mean this oversize bread pillow because you can't make mad cheddar if you're not getting a good night's sleep. The massive bread is almost 3' long and makes an ideal cuddle buddy in bed.

$25 .99

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#34

Self Sustaining Ecosphere

If you're a set it and forget it kinda person, this is the plant for you. All you have to do is set it out and fill it with water, it does the rest. The incredible ecosphere will eventually grow tiny marine and plant life and make a fascinating addition to your decor.

$79 .99

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#35

Life with a Fat Pussy Portly Cat Coloring Book

Life with a fat pussy is so hard. Especially when you get stressed, the fat pussy tends to pick up on those vibes and get stressed, too. That's where this adult coloring book comes in. It's filled with pictures of portly cats you can color in when you need to chill out.

$11 .95

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#36

Bocarina Nose Flute

Turn your face into a one-man band by pressing the Bocarina nose flute to it. Even people that can't carry a tune in a bucket will have a blast trying to figure out just how this weird thing works.

$31 .58

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#37

37" Inflatable Cow

Get mooooooving on your summer decorating by putting out an inflatable cow in your pasture (aka front yard). The black and white beauty is almost two feet tall and is sure to make your neighbors wonder about your sanity and taste in lawn decor.

$22 .25

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#38

The Poop Knife

If you dropped a snake so big people might mistake it for a python, you're gonna wanna slice and dice that up before you have to call a plumber. Enter the poop knife. It's plastic, it's fantastic, and it'll spare you the embarrassment of admitting you're the one who ruined the pipes.

$14 .95

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#39

Blackhead Popping Ear Toy

When you run out of blackheads on your own face, you can get the same rush that comes with popping them from a toy of a similar nature. This rubbery ear comes with a pair of tweezers you'll use to pull big black hunks of grossness out of tiny holes.

$15 .99

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#40

Buttocks Training Clip

Those leggings aren't lifting anything and "shapewear" really just makes you look like PlayDoh in a tube sock. If you really wanna get an ass like Kim K, you need this butt training clip. Put it between your thighs and squeeze, your booty will be high and tight before you can say Kardashian.

$25 .38

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#41

Corgi Riding a Velociraptor Print

There are no words that can do justice to the sheer amazingness of a corgi riding a velociraptor while holding a spear. Especially not when it's printed on a page from the dictionary. Not even the dictionary has enough words to say how awesome this 8.5"x11" print is.

$9 .99

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#42

USB Desk Refrigerator

You could wait to go to the office kitchen and pray that Martha hasn't taken the last Diet Coke or you could take that Diet Coke in the morning and keep it cold all day with this fridge. The bright red fridge is USB powered and hold exactly one can of soda or a couple of candy bars.

$31 .10

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#43

Butt Shaped Pillows

Since your Canadian girlfriend who's totally real won't be able to visit for a while, tap an ass that won't land you in hot water by investing in one of these leggings clad butt-shaped pillows. The bodacious booties make an excellent naptime headrest.

$99 .00

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#44

Al Dente - The Singing Floating Pasta Timer

This goodfella just wants to help you make pasta that wouldn't embarrass an Italian grandmother. You could and should call that an offer you can't refuse. With Al Dente singing like a canary in your pasta water, you'll never overcook it again.

$24 .99

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#45

Strange Flavored Soda

Have your meal and drink it too with a set of weird flavored sodas that'll certainly start conversations at the dinner table. These carbonated wonders actually do taste as advertised, so beware, you will get a mouth full of liquid buffalo wings when you sip.

$27 .19

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#46

Potty Fisher Toilet Game

Drop your fly and cast your fly by fishing on the crapper. When you know you're gonna be on the can a while, you might as well get some practice in for the next time you're out on the lake. With the Potty Fisher Toilet game, you can! Your mini magnetic rod will help you catch the included fish.

$19 .99

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#47

You're My National Treasure Heat Activated Mug

Are you a secret admirer looking for a way to tell your secret admir-ee how you feel? Nic Cage is here to help. This hilarious heat-activated mug is white before a hot beverage is added. Afterward it transforms into a colorful, thoughtful design that'll make your feelings clear as day.

$16 .00

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#48

Snail Head Mask

You'll have a snail of a time when you escargot to your next party with this latex snail head mask over your mug. There's no doubt that you'll be the weirdest looking person there and people won't be able to stop talking about you. The mask covers your whole head and neck for, you know, authenticity.

$19 .99

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#49

Danny DeVito Sequin Pillow

You could stare at the ocean of blue sequins on the front of this pillow, but that would be boring. Instead, you should flip every single one of them over and reveal the beautiful, enchanting, delightful face of the man, the myth, the legend himself: Danny DeVito.

$30 .00

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#50

Canned Smoked Rattlesnake

For a rootin' tootin' firecracker of a dinner, you've gotta try canned rattlesnake. Break out the salt and pepper, this bad boy is unseasoned and contains no MSG, no growth hormones, and no nitrates. It's 100% handmade.

$24 .99

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#51

Pop-Up Toilet Snake

This pop-up toilet snake is the cure to constipation. It’ll scare the sh*t out of anyone! The prank toy is easy to install inside the bowl of the toilet and waits patiently for someone to lift the lid before springing up and making them shout.

$21 .99

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#52

Moto Men's Headshaving Razor

All those years you spent running Hot Wheels cars across things that weren't Hot Wheels tracks finally pay off when you decide to go voluntarily bald. With the Moto Men's Headshaving Razor, just truck the machine over your head to get a close, clean shave.

$15 .99

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#53

Roast Beef Bath Soak

Have you ever wondered what an Arby's sandwich feels like when you dip it in the Au Jus? Find out by dipping yourself in this delightful roast beef bath soak. By the time you get outta the tub, you'll be your dog's best friend and you'll probably be craving a French dip.

$17 .99

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#54

Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer

Your dog hates being wet so they're going to LOVE this. The Puff-n-Fluff dog dryer envelops your dog's entire body and dries them off through the power of circulating air. It cuts down on that god-awful wet dog smell and can warm your pup up after a wintry walk.

$45 .47

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#55

Gross Pimple Popping Toy

Enjoy the sensation of making pus explode from zits without subjecting yourself to the pain of doing it to your own face with this gross pimple popping toy. The toy is filled with all-natural "pus" that bursts out of the tiny holes when you squeeze it.

$19 .99

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#56

The Screaming Goat Figurine

Remember that viral video where someone synced Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" with a screaming goat? Recreate it with this toy. Everything old is new again and this loud goat is ready to shout at the press of a button.

$7 .96

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#57

Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper

You'll never look at barbecue sauce the same again after it comes out of the bum of this pooping man condiment bottle topper. The little dude screws right into the top of your favorite condiment bottles and expels the dressing from his doody-hole onto your snack of choice.

$8 .14

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#58

Electronics Shower Curtain Holder

So you REALLY REALLY don't want to miss out on those tickets but you need to take a shower. This curtain solves your problem. Take your phone (or phones) and tablet(s) into the shower with you. It holds up to 17 of them and allows you to access the touchscreen through the curtain while simultaneously keeping them dry.

$24 .99

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#59

Human Face Stretchy Squishy Stress Ball

Your work-related stress will melt away when you're busy tugging, squishing, smoothing, and otherwise attempting to destroy this human face stress ball. There are a total of four self-healing balls in the pack for you to enjoy.

$29 .99

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#60

Hot Dog Toaster

If you're still bummed that the convenience store hot dog roller is too big to fit in your kitchen, it's your lucky day. This hot dog toaster not only heats up your wiener, it also toasts your bun at the same time! all you have to do is press down the lever and grab the ketchup.

$31 .94

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#61

Fart Gas Neutralizer Pads

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

$12 .99

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#62

Rubber Chicken Purse

Don't be a chicken, carry this hen bag to your next party and revel in the clucking awesome feeling you'll get when no one can stop looking at it. The massive purse is the size of an actual chicken and will hold all of your nest eggs.

$27 .00

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#63

Weird Things Humans Search For

See how weird your browser history really is by comparing it to the wacky stuff in this game. It's a prompt-and-answer type card game that presents you with the first part of a search like "did the dinosaurs..." and you've gotta fill in the results. The game is based on real search results so it's authentically hilarious.

$12 .99

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#64

Indoor S'More Cooker

After summer has passed do you find yourself wanting some more s'mores? You can have them with this genius indoor s'more cooker. Using the power of flameless heat, the cooker helps you create more than s'meets the eye. How? It has holders for fun additions like peanut butter cups and chocolate chip cookies.

$27 .99

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#65

Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser

If you've got the sniffles, Mr. Jingles the cat is happy to help you wipe your nose. Instead of letting your box of Puffs hang loose, let your tissues dangle out of this tabby's tooter. It's a load of laughs.

$44 .99

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#66

The Yodelling Pickle

No one knows what to do with a yodeling pickle, but that's what's charming about it. Break it out on the subway to clear up some seats around you. Try it at the family reunion to impress your little cousins. Or, try and sing along.

$9 .45

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#67

The Critter Catcher

You're afraid of bugs and so is your partner, but it's a bad idea to burn your house down every time you see one. What are you to do? Use the Critter Catcher's gentle tendrils to scoop up the offending insect and then go toss it outside. Don't worry, it keeps a decent distance between you the bug.

$22 .95

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#68

Dee's Nuts Pickle Flavored Peanuts

Bofa's got the best pickle-flavored peanuts around. Who's Bofa? Bofa Dee's Nuts! Once you pop, the fun won't stop with Dee's, who have perfectly married the awesome acidity of pickles with the mellow taste of peanuts to create a combination that will blow your mind.

$10 .99

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#69

Walking Lamp

Need someone to watch your house and protect it from intruders while you're away? This lamp has got you covered. Whether the lights are on or off, it looks like it's going for a walk. And, it's five feet tall, which only helps it look more like something out of Beauty and the Beast.

$108 .88

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#70

Banana Filling Tool

Have a frozen banana in a way that you've never had it before by using this weird contraption on the yellow fruit. It effectively cores your banana so you can fill it with something more delicious than banana, like Nutella or peanut butter.

$28 .99

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#71

Nic Cage Prayer Candle

Have you been thinking about stealing the Declaration of Independence but you're not sure if you should? Seek guidance by praying to Saint Nic, Saint Nic Cage that is. This prayer candle is exactly like the kind you'll find in the aisles of a Hispanic grocery store, but decorated with famous characters rather than famous Catholics.

$27 .95

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#72

Skeleton Lovers Inflatable

Some people take the “til death do us part” thing literally, but not this pair of lovers. The 5.5-foot tall inflatable display will transform your HOA president into the actual devil but it’ll be totally worth it. The inflatable comes with a fan and ties to keep it tied down in its pose. How BDSM of them.

$84 .99

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#73

Pizza Nightlight

It's not 100% confirmed, but this nightlight might be like the Bat-signal for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Even if it's not, take a deep breath and you might be able to get a whiff of hot cheese after you've plugged in the slightly transparent light that'll have you waking up hungry.

$30 .00

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#74

The Original Handi-Squirrel

Make your next trip to the park confusing AF for the animals you encounter by sliding your fingers into the limbs of the Handi-squirrel. Wiggle your fingers around and make the latex squirrel talk to animals, or better yet, talk to it yourself. That's not weird at all.

$8 .14

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#75

Cheese Dust Finger Protectors

No one will know you're the culprit behind the Great Hot Cheeto Disappearance when you ate them wearing these cheese dust finger protectors. The simple but genius (and slightly extra) grippers are silicone for easy chip grabbing, easy to wash, and dishwasher safe.

$13 .40

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#76

The Original Ostrich PIllow

Burying your head in the sand is kind of a chore, so if you want to live the ostrich life, it's far easier to use this pillow. The pillow is perfect for flying and surrounds your head in soft comfort. There's a mouth hole so you can still breathe, but it covers your eyes for a good night's sleep.

$99 .00

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#77

The Candle for Lefties

Toss a lefty a bone with a candle made just for them. It's easy to light this candle from the left side, as long as you light the right wick first so you don't burn yourself. What does "The Weird Scissors" smell like, you ask? It smells like a paste jar, take that, lefties!

$31 .98

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#78

Stuffed Blobfish

The blobfish has achieved the dubious honor of being the world's ugliest animal. Take pity on the poor guy and raise awareness for his conservation by picking up a stuffed version of the unattractive dude. He's soft and cuddly, and he'll always make you look like a 10/10.

$12 .99

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#79

Human Organ Lunch Tote

Janet from accounting will never touch your lunch again after you start toting it in this lunch bag. The tote is insulated and spacious enough that you could probably fit a real kidney in it, but it's more legal if you put a six-pack of beer or a sandwich inside.

$23 .99

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#80

Pool Thermometer Floating Poop

If you want the pool to yourself, this is the thermometer for you. The top of the thermometer looks exactly like a big piece of sh*t. The turd floats and is guaranteed to clear people out of your pool faster than a shark in shallow water.

$12 .99

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#81

Bag of Man Glitter

The manly man in your life could use a little sparkle in his life, right? With this bag of man glitter, he'll be shining as bright as the sun in the sky. He'll also probably be scratching himself a lot because sawdust is kind of itchy. Did we mention that sawdust is man glitter? That may be an important detail...

$11 .95

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#82

UFO Hands Free Umbrella

Carrying an umbrella is such a drag, you can't check Insta while you walk. Free your hands and keep your phone and body dry with this genius invention. The UFO hands free umbrella makes you look like an alien as soon as you slip it on over your head, but since it keeps you hella dry, you can't complain.

$13 .99

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#83

Pooping Pooches Calendar

Start off every morning right by staring down a dog in the position. The best part is that since it's the Pooping Pooches calendar, you don't have to get up at 6AM to watch the dog sh*t. All you gotta do is look in the direction of this LOLworthy calendar.

$16 .99

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#84

Kopi Luwak Coffee

You may recognize the name Kopi Luwak, it's been in the news a few times. That's because it's the coffee made with poo. Well, not actual poo, just partially digested and excreted coffee beans. It might sound gross, but it's one of the richest, smoothest, most luxurious cups you'll ever drink.

$19 .99

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#85

Elf Ear Headphones

When you need to fit in at the Ren Faire but you also don't want to miss out on some fresh beats, you'll fit right in wearing these elf ear headphones. The ears are made of a soft material that won't irritate skin and the headphones themselves will stay hidden in your ears as earbuds.

$5 .99

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#86

Shrimp Neck Pillow

Ditch your travel neck pillow and pick up this oversized shrimp. It's soft, it'll keep your head and neck in a comfortable position for snoozing, and it'll get other passengers talking about your amazing choice in travel neckwear. Best yet, it doesn't smell like shrimp.

$26 .55

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#87

Smushed Guy Doorstop

It's generally not nice to laugh at someone's misfortune, but in the case of this doorstop, you can't help but chuckle. The little guy has gotten himself into quite the pickle. He's made of rubber and silicone, so he'll stay put without damaging or scratching your door and floors.

$6 .80

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#88

Skull Shaped Makeup Brush Holder

If anyone wants to know what happens to the person that dares touch your makeup brushes, they don't have to look any further than this skull brush holder. Your brushes are sacred, and anyone that doesn't want to die should keep their paws off.

$21 .95

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#89

Giant Tortilla Blanket

When you're in a mood and you don't wanna taco about it, wrap yourself up in this giant tortilla blanket. You'll instantly morph into a warm, mushy burrito that's full of nothing but love. The soft blanket exactly mimics the design of a tortilla, it's just a lot cozier and bigger at 71" in diameter.

$19 .99

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#90

Chicken Harness

Take your chicken out for the best walk of its clucking life by putting this harness on, clipping on the leash, and hitting the streets. The nylon harness is built just for the birds and provides them with a comfortable, non-restrictive walking experience.

$12 .99

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#91

Cup o' Noodles Yahtzee

Mama always said don't play with your food but mama never had Cup O' Noodles Yahtzee, so she didn't know any better. Feel free to play with this food, and toss the dice out of the officially licensed plastic jar and rack up carrots, shrimp, limes, and other Asian food favorites as your points.

$19 .89

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#92

Taco Bar with Taco Holders

Tuesday comes but once a week but that means one thing...it's taco time! Use this taco bar by yourself and with friends and your Taco Tuesday will be in good shape. It's got 4 boats that hold two tacos each and six bowls for chilled toppings that sit around its slow cooking meat-holding center piece.

$28 .99

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#93

Inflatable Bull Pool Toy

Try your hand at riding a bull, no shirt and no shoes required. This guy runs on the waves in the pool and is inflatable. The oversized inflatable has five handles on the ring that stabilizes it for your friends to tug and move to try and shake you off of it.

$119 .99

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#94

Hot Cheese Dispensing Gun

Dispense your cheese with ease using a gun made just for expelling hot gooey dairy onto your snack of choice. Pack some heat with this cheese dispensing gun that only takes 3 minutes to get fired up to deliver you an easy, cheesy, beautiful eating experience.

$49 .99

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#95

Cat Bursting Through Wall Decals

This cat's hero is the Kool-Aid man. Don't make fun of him for that, it would hurt his feelings. Instead, show him how proud you are by hanging a decal of him in your house. There are 12 decal designs to choose from, so you're bound to find one you love right meow.

$6 .97

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#96

Mug with Udders

Get moooving in the morning with a mug that's udderly adorable. This handcrafted ceramic mug has an epic 20oz capacity and stands on a base of fleshy pink udders. Cow lovers won't be able to pass this one up.

$22 .18

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#97

Dustin from Stranger Things Chia Pet

Put this on your shelf and the Demogorgon won't dare to grace your front door. Even he has seen Stranger Things and he knows not to mess with Dustin. The classic '80s grow toy and the iconic show set in the '80s are matched perfectly in this green, easy-to-care-for treat.

$29 .99

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#98

Grow Your Own Organic Mushroom Farm

Get to some gourmet growing with a DIY garden as you've never seen it before. This mushroom farm will have you growing fungi in your kitchen on purpose. They're totally safe to eat, so when they've fully bloomed, cut 'em off and put them on your pizza for a tasty treat.

$16 .99

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#99

Bacon Lip Balm

Mint is fine, but bacon is better! With this bacon lip balm on your lips, neither your man nor your dog will want to stop smooching you. The powerful pork scent will dominate everyone's senses and make you crave breakfast.

$9 .25

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#100

Karaoke Earbud Set

When in doubt, sing it out, unless everyone else in your house disagrees with your assessment that your voice is amazing. With this karaoke earbud set, just put the cone over your mouth and belt it out. The only ears that'll be delighted are yours thanks to the wire that runs from the mouthpiece to the earbuds.

$48 .65

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#101

Subsafe Sandwich Protector

There are few things in this world that can make a grown man cry but a smushed sandwich is one of them. The SubSafe sandwich protector will keep tears out of your eyes and your lunch in shape. Choose from three colors for the lunchtime must-have that keeps your sub above water.

$35 .99

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#102

Crick-ettes Cricket Candy

Do you find that people really bug you when you get hangry? Clear up that irritability with a snack that contains a lot of protein and a lot of crunch. At one point, it also contained a lot of chirp because it's...CRICKETS! In three different appealing flavors. Bon appetit!

$7 .48

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#103

Triceratops Taco Holder

Taco about a great food holder, this Triceratops is your new best friend on Taco Tuesday. The plastic dino is just wide enough to cradle a hard shell taco, keeping it upright and keeping your fillings from spilling out.

$17 .99

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#104

Butts in Space The Card Game

Bad news: evil butt has stolen all the toilet paper in the galaxy. Good news: when you're playing Butts in Space, you and your friends will each pick a different butt to be and steal it back. Hilarity ensues the moment you open this box.

$25 .00

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#105

Talking Hamster Toy

What's the sense in having a real hamster that you have to feed and take care of when you could have a hamster that talks to you and never needs water? All this lil dude needs is a battery and he'll repeat anything you say.

$29 .99

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#106

Modern Molar Succulent Planter

Teeth are good for more than eating, they're good for decorating with, too. This charming set of molar planters make a perfect home for succulents and airplants. Just don't tell your dentist that they already have cavities...this time it's a good thing.

$16 .99

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#107

Fry Notes Sticky Pad

Say hi with some fries from your fry notepad. They're not what you'd call supersized, but they do make quite an impression on someone that's expecting some boring neon sticky note and gets salty delights instead.

$15 .80

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#108

Arm Pit Exfoliator

Are you sick of your armpits smelling like the bottom of a pot of soup made with old socks and onions? Then the armpit exfoliator is for you. The gentle but powerful scrub removes old skin from your pits and moisturizes them, making them smell as fresh as the day you were born.

$14 .99

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#109

Taco Sleeping Bag

If a night spent wrapped up in this blanket is NACHO best sleep ever, that just means you need to burrito yourself a little tighter. The clever sleeping bag makes you the meat of a fleece taco, and delivers a warm, toasty, soft taco supreme sleeping experience.

$34 .95

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#110

Cat Car Headrest

Get this cat car headrest right meow, you won't regret it! What is the soft cushion good for? All kinds of things. Use it to rest your precious iPhone on when you're riding in the backseat. Take a car nap with it under your head. Or, put it in front of your face and look out the window.

$12 .99

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#111

Farting Poop Emoji Pen

During your next big meeting with your boss, maybe the one where you ask for a raise because of how professional you are, you should absolutely bring this farting poop emoji pen. It won't rip ass and embarrass you at all.

$14 .95

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