Ensure your and your family’s safety when the unthinkable should occur by perusing How To Survive a Garden Gnome Attack. This humorous and cleverly written book will show you how to make it through a Gnome-led home invasion.

Ensure your survival after the society collapses by supplying yourself with apocalypse survival seeds. If hunting is not an option, these survival seeds will help you cultivate a vast  bounty of home grown goods to nurse the human population back to life.

Become an expert in the world of Russian criminal tattoos by diving into the first volume of the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia. You’ll learn all about this fascinating subculture in the world of tattoing.

Keep your favorite chips from getting stale on you before you’ve had your way with them by sealing them up with a Jokari air-removing bag clip. Simply seal the bag up and use your hands to squeeze out any excess air.

This baseball pitch training kit will teach your little slugger to throw like a real pro! This specially designed baseball comes with a set of detailed grip instructions that show pitchers how to properly hold the ball based on the type of throw.

In a world increasingly filled with alternative facts, learn how to know what’s really real by reading The Skeptics’ Guide To The Universe. This all-encompassing guide to skeptical thinking will help you apply logic and reason to your everyday life.

Take your smartphone’s storage capacity to the next level with this 1TB microSD from SanDisk. This waterproof, shockproof, and x-ray proof card has an insane storage capacity and boasts read speeds of 90 MB/s and write speeds of 60MB/s.

Keep things from getting too stale by heating things up with Truth of Dare for Couples. This naughty and exhilarating game comes with fifty questions and challenges designed to push the boundaries between you and your partner.

Defend your honor, family, and most importantly your outfit from the rain with the samurai sword umbrella safely in your kung-fu grip. The umbrella boasts a long Japanese sword handle to improve handling and comes with a cool sheath for convenient transport.

Enjoy your music on a deeper level by blocking out the world with a pair of Bowers & Wilkins Px7 S2e headphones. They’re equipped with 40mm angled drivers for rich sound and have a 30-hour playback time for all-day music on command.

Real men fight bears, arm wrestle lions, and drink exclusively from skull shot glasses that are lit on fire. Now you too can own yourself some skull shaped shot glasses and finally be able to say you’re own your way to becoming a real man.

Make your dino-loving kid feel like a mini-god with their very own giant inflatable R/C T-Rex. They’ll get to control a fearsome-looking Tyrannosaurus Rex that inflates in just twenty seconds and stands over six feet tall.