47 Ridiculously Funny Prank Gift Boxes That Will Confuse And Amuse Everybody

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

Finally, the delivery you've been waiting for, whether it's going in the front or the back, you can't beat the product at Big Ass Dildos. And how eco-friendly of them to ship their iconic product in a tube shaped like what's inside.

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#2

12,000 Piece Jigsaw Moon Puzzle Prank Gift Box

With 12,000 blue pieces and about three that are kind of white and gray, this is the kind of puzzle that will turn family members against each other. It might actually be impossible, and it will test your patience in ways you've never thought anything besides your mother-in-law could.

$9 .99

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#3

DIY Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

OK, really, how hard can vasectomy be if it's an outpatient procedure? You'll have everything you need in this box to snip your man's family jewels from the rest of him and ensure that you never have children. Although, if you're using a DIY vasectomy kit, it's probably a good idea if you never have children.

$7 .15

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#4

Hatch Your Own Spider Terrarium

Spiders, spiders, everywhere, and all of them for you! Build your very own spider terrarium with this extraordinary kit. There are five possible spiders for you to get in the kit, including the bloodsucker and the hairy monster. A guide is included, too, so you can tell which mood you're spiders in.

$8 .95

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#5

Micro Penis Cure

Since the cure for a micropenis is inside of this tube, all we're waiting for now is a cure for baldness, which you could probably use too. Crack it open and see what's inside. Oh wait, that's nothing haha.

$13 .07

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#6

Tactical Cargo Socks Prank Gift Box

Rumor has it that if a dad wears these with sandals, his dad power is infinitely increased. Carry everything you need and more in these tactical cargo socks. The cafe mules are spacious, with six pockets between the two of them and a lovely poo brown color.

$9 .99

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#7

Pet Talk Translating Collar

With this pet talk translating collar on your cat or dog, you'll get to learn so much. You'll learn just how much your dog loves you and just how much your cat wants to kill you. It's so important to understand what your pet says so you can better serve them.

$9 .99

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#8

Donut Holster

If someone brought donuts to the office, it's very important that you're able to carry as many as possible back to your desk so you get all the good ones. With the donut holster, which is in no way suggestive, you should be able to bring at least eight back to your cubicle.

$9 .99

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#9

The Roto Wipe

In addition to saying goodbye to costly toilet paper, you can also say goodbye to the layer of skin on your rectum with the roto wipe. Install it on the back of your toilet and not even a micron of poo will be left when it's done scrubbing.

$6 .79

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#10

Child Chucker Gag Gift Box

Get your baby ready for an eventual career in the circus with the child chucker. The kiddy trebuchet fires your tot up to 50 feet in the air. They're sure to be thrilled by their journey as a projectile, and won't at all suspect that you were frustrated that they wouldn't stop crying and decided to yeet them.

$10 .99

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#11

The Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box

Every cheese lover's dream is to have a sandwich that has their face on it. You can make some gouda gourmet food with the cheese printer. You choose the selfie and the printer uses Bluetooth to imprint it onto a slice of cheese with food-safe ink.

$9 .99

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#12

The Plant Urinal

When you just can't make it to the bathroom, you'll be grateful that you have the plant urinal sticking out of your favorite potted piece of greenery. It's a lovely light blue, quite aesthetically pleasing, and offers an easy target for you to shoot for.

$9 .99

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#13

Remote Control Wine Nanny

There's no feeling more heartbreaking than when it's 5 o'clock where you are and you can't drink. With a remote control wine nanny, you can guide an IV stand full of red and white over to you so you can hook up a drip. Inject it into your veins, literally, with a boss like yours, you have no other choice.

$8 .98

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#14

Mr Chubbles Automatic Cat Wash

Licking your butt hole and then licking the rest of your body does not count as taking a bath, so your cat might need a little help getting clean. With the automatic cat wash, all you have to do is push them into the barn and press the button to activate the jets of water that will scrub them off.

$6 .99

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#15

iArm Forearm Mount

You only have so many hands, but you have a lot of stuff to carry. With the iArm forearm mount, you can hold onto your coffee, your lunch, your keys, and more with your hands while allowing your forearm to hold onto your electronic device. It can be pitched to tilt at any angle for easy hearing.

$8 .99

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#16

Boxes In Boxes In Boxes Prank Gift Box

Do you know those Russian dolls that your grandma had on her fireplace when you were a kid? The ones that you just kept opening and opening and opening without ever reaching a center? That's exactly what these boxes in boxes are, and they're just as frustrating for your friends.

$56 .99

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#17

Float a Poo Dog Poop Bag Removal System

Don't be that asshole who leaves your dog's steaming pile of crap on the sidewalk, instead send it flying into the sky with the float-a-poo dog poop removal bag system. Just squeeze some helium into the bag of dookie before tying it off and sending it into the sky.

$7 .99

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#18

Liquor Vest

You'll be getting a lot of compliments on your vest when you wear this to your next barbecue, not that you'll be able to understand them because you'll be pretty drunk...thanks for this vest. The liquor vest contains a bladder that can be filled with up to 4 gallons of your favorite beverage.

$9 .99

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#19

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

Surprise and confuse your girlfriend by proposing to her with the stealth engagement ring box. When she's turned around and you're delivering your speech with the ring out, gauge her response and if seems wishy-washy, you can pull the ring back with the touch of a button like nothing happened.

$129 .00

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#20

Extreme Chores Video Game Prank Gift Box

Finally, a way to get your kids excited about doing chores. The extreme chores video games set comes with a console and handhelds that include a shovel, pan, rake, and litter box scoop. By playing the games on the TV, they'll be getting good practice in doing the chores in real life.

$7 .99

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#21

Prank Gift Box Baby Crib Dribbler

Instead of sacrificing sleep and getting out of bed every 25 minutes to go breast-feed your baby, why not just load up that milk into the baby crib dribbler? Your kid can roll up to it like a hamster and do all the suckling they need before falling back to sleep in a milk-drunk stupor.

$7 .99

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#22

Bathe & Brew Showerhead Prank Gift Box

When you were up and burning the midnight oil you might not want to wait to make a carafe of coffee in the kitchen. That's fine, the bathe and brew showerhead will serve up your steaming cup of Joe in the bath for you.

$9 .99

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#23

Earwax Candle Kit Prank Gift Box

People are super into natural candles, so once you follow the directions for this earwax candle, you could very well give it as a gift. It's a truly one-of-a-kind item that you make by yourself and of yourself, and it might take several years to craft it, but the weird scent will make it all worth it.

$7 .99

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#24

Home Branding Kit

Only wussies get tattoos, people who are serious about their relationship brand each other with their various initials and inside jokes for a more permanent look. With this home branding kit, you can really make your mark on your loved ones in a way that is totally not controversial and kind of f*cked up.

$7 .88

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#25

Cosmopolitan Baby's Bartender Playkit

If you want your baby to win a mixologist competition one day, you better get them interested in the sport of crafting cocktails young. With the baby's bartender play kit, they'll have a full suite of equipment at their fingertips, all sized for their delicate hands. How sweet.

$7 .15

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#26

Scare Box Spider Prank

You can't beat a classic when it comes to prank gift boxes, and this is one that will scare the shit out of anyone who dares open it. Just slide the wood topper and surprise, you're now an arachnophobe.

$24 .59

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#27

Fart Filter Personal Flatulence Plug

Is that lemon? How about pumpkin spice? Or maybe lilac? With the fart filter, you'll have your choice of 12 delicious seasonal scents to cover up your flatulence. Everyone in the office will thank you, but they'll wonder why you keep emitting such delightful aromas.

$9 .99

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#28

Coffee Talkies Mobile Mug Phone

That one person who you've designated as worthy of talking to you before your 1st cup of coffee will be so honored by coffee talkies. The mobile phone mug has a built-in camera that allows the two of you to speak with and see each other as you're sipping. There's nothing like seeing someone's double chin in the morning.

$8 .99

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#29

Turn and Churn Travel Ice Cream Maker

Promise your kids ice cream at the end of your next road trip and make it yourself just like you do at home with the turn and churn. Just attach the maker to your car's hubcap and drive away on your adventure. By the time you arrive, the ice cream will be ready to eat.

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#30

Nap Sack Sleep Hood

You're not napping, you're resting your eyes, and you can do it anywhere when you have the Nap Sack sleep hood. There's absolutely nothing disturbing about wearing the blue bag over your head in a public place. No one will call a wellness check on you.

$7 .99

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#31

Raise a Tarantula Kit

Who needs a cat or a dog when you can have a tarantula? Raise your very own using this kit which includes larva, forest soil that they love, a stainless steel cage that is definitely escape-proof (probably), and a measuring tape so you can keep track of how long your treasured tarantula is.

$7 .97

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#32

iDrive Phone Mount Device

Since you should never be too far away from your tablet or phone, you need the proper mounting equipment for your car. With the iDrive, you can attach your phone, e-reader, or tablet directly to your steering wheel. Then, you can stare at it and ignore the road just like everyone else does.

$8 .99

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#33

Hot Lips Face Heater

Folks will be calling you Houlihan because you're gonna have hot lips when you're wearing the face heater. One of the worst parts of winter is having a frozen nose and lips that are too solid to give your name to the person at the Starbucks counter. But with this wearable, you don't have to worry about that.

$11 .38

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#34

Baby Shield

URINE LUCK, there's finally a way to keep your little boy from pissing all over you when you go to change his diaper. The baby shield allows you full access to your kid to change his diaper while keeping your face safe with a thick sheet of plexiglass wide enough to protect from any spray.

$7 .99

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#35

Sizzl Bacon Scented Dryer Sheets

Real men don't want their clothes to smell like lavender or "fresh", whatever the hell that is. Real men want their clothing to smell like bacon, and that's exactly what they get with Sizzl. The scented dryer sheets infuse a salty, fatty, delicious aroma into your jeans, undies, and shirts.

$9 .99

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#36

The Pet Swing

When it's raining, or too sunny, or you saw a spider on the front door and you really don't wanna mess with it, you don't have to take your dog for a walk, just put them in the pet swing. They can get all the exercise they need trotting back and forth in the same direction on this indoor playground.

$8 .99

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#37

FishEye Camera Prank Gift Box

When you're fishing, you're not supposed to be doing any work, and that includes trying to find fish in the pond where you've decided to sit. Strap this camera onto the first flounder you find and let him do all the work for you.

$9 .99

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#38

Yourinal Portable Urinal

The world is your bathroom the Yourinal. The genius device allows you to turn around and pee at any time, and when you're done, use the attached belt clip to sling it to your waist and keep going about your day.

$9 .99

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#39

At Home Lipsuction Kit

Is liposuction really all that much more than taking your shop vac to the squishiest part of you? Do it at home with this incredible kit. Sure, it's a drastic and invasive procedure that should take hours, but with the Sucker BS72, you'll be screaming for joy, and pain, after removing your fat particles in just a few minutes.

$8 .95

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#40

Bicycle Seat Belt

If drivers have to wear a seatbelt, it only seems fair that people on bikes should have to wear seatbelts too. Wrap this around your seat and your waist and get ready for your least comfortable bike ride ever.

$7 .99

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#41

Toe Tune Sneaker Slippers

Now this is one toe jam that you can get behind. Wherever you walk, take your tunes with you by wearing these slipper speakers. They're fluffy, and you'll be moving and grooving with warm tootsies as you traipse about the house with sound booming from your slippers.

$9 .99

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#42

Tidy Tips Fingertip Brushes

You don't need to use any elbow grease to get your toilet sparkling clean, you need to use finger grease instead. With these five tidy tips on your fingers, you'll be able to reach every microscopic corner of the bowl. They're best used after frat parties where at least eight people took enormous craps in your toilet.

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#43

Birthie Stick

Add a vag badge to your Instagram profile by using the birthie stick to capture a selfie of your lady bits while you're giving birth. It sits between your legs in a strange but stabilized position to get the best angle of your coochie while the little one comes down the pipe.

$7 .99

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#44

The Snack Hat

Next time you're giving your kid a piggyback ride and you want to make sure they stay up there for as long as possible with no complaints, make sure you're wearing the snack hat. It adheres to your head with a magnet and can hold up to 2 pounds of their favorite foods, like mac & cheese and strawberries.

$8 .99

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#45

Toilet Tunes Speaker

Get the party started in the bathroom or played sad clown music while you're taking a post-Chipotle dump with a toilet speaker. It affixes to the back of your toilet so you can jam out with your asshole out. It's also equipped with a toilet bowl cleaner dispenser in case you really make a mess.

$9 .99

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#46

Pet VR Set

Forget dog TV, the next big innovation in keeping your pet entertained when you're not home is the pet VR. With this set of goggles on their face, your dog can enjoy 40 different videos of such situations as hydrant, dog park, and bone, to keep them calm and entertained.

$8 .99

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#47

TechNeck Phone Holder

Save yourself from developing that unsightly hump that is text neck by using the TechNeck. Not only does it allow you to use two devices at once, but it also does so in an ergonomic fashion. Hold one phone out for you to watch your favorite shows, and another to your face to talk to your mom.

$9 .99

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#48

Scrap n' Snacks Compost Bar Press

Treat your favorite eco-friendly vegan to a Panini press of sorts that they can use to turn their old food scraps into something scrumptious. This compost bar press turns everything from old banana peels to leftover onion skins into palm-sized treats that they'll pretend to love.

$7 .99

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#49

Noggin Net Fishing Net Hat

You don't have to worry about where you put your fishing net if your fishing net is on your head. It's easy to grab and swing to snag a big catch. Just pop it off your head, letting the sun glint off of your bald spot, and grab that bass.

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#50

The Pasta Recycler Pasta Restoration Kit

Make your pasta lasta longer by turning your leftover noodles into long strips of something neat that you could probably use to make lasagna. The pasta recycler is an eco-friendly carb fan's dream come true.

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#51

Shower Margarita Machine Prank Gift Box

If you're one of those "shower at night" people, this margarita machine is for you. Unwind during your shower power hour by sipping from the device, which can be adhered to the wall of your shower and hold up to a gallon of your favorite drink.

$8 .99

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#52

The Pet Petter

Do you actually need to get some work done at the job that you only have to give your dog a better life? Well, when you have to stop petting your dog or cat, you can turn into the pet petter to do it for you. They'll never know the difference, all they care about is that they're getting petted.

$9 .99

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#53

Carole's Sardine Oil

There are three things every woman needs, beautiful skin, beautiful hair, and a way to get rid of her husband if he sucks. You won't be a lying b*tch if you use Carole's sardine oil to scrub out your husband from your life. You'll just be a woman looking out for her own beauty.

$7 .85

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#54

The Bed Bug Tower

Nothing will get you out of bed in the morning like wanting to check on your bedbugs. This alarm clock is the world's only bedbug tower, a safe place for the bugs to stay while they're waiting to jump into your bed. They feed themselves, so they're incredibly low maintenance, and not at all unsanitary.

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#55

The Dream Griddle

Why would you wanna wake up to that god-awful submarine sound that your iPhone makes when you could wake up to the smell of bacon and eggs? With the dream griddle, you'll wake and bake every morning to breakfast that smells sensational. Oh, and an eye mask is included.

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#56

Pet Sweep Slippers

Instead of using a broom to sweep your house, with your dog is probably afraid of, put the pet sweep slippers on his feet and let him do all the work for you. The dust boots have little town rolls that do a great job picking up tiny specks of dirt and holding onto them until you can empty them.

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#57

Pet Butler Gag Gift Box

Train your dog a la Pavlov with the pet butler and get ready to start living the high life. The vest is comfortable for both dogs and cats and available for pets of all sizes. It steadily and comfortably holds a tray that you can fill with goodies for them to bring you.

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#58

Family Blankeez

Get close to the family, like really close using this oversized family blanket. This range blanket has six head holes and two arm holes so that both mom and dad can have an ar out. It's so big, you can use it to cover an SUV or a dead body.

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#59

The Original SWELL Diaper

There's no such thing as diaper explosions or a need to change diapers when you've got your baby in the original swell diaper. As they poo, it just fills up, getting bigger and bigger with every dump. When it's time to empty, just pull the plug on the end and hold them over the toilet.

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#60

Baby's First Gambling Set Prank Box

If you want your baby to have an admirable career as a blackjack dealer or a card shark, it's good to start them young. With Baby's first gambling set, you can teach them the ways of the card counter and the different values aside two different colors of chips

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#61

Hide a Poo Dog Crap Cover

Picking up the dog sh*t all over your lawn is kind of a bummer and something that should be saved for your least favorite kid to do on a summer Saturday. For now, cover up their piles of crap with the hide a poo. It looks like a rock and will keep the smell hidden away too.

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#62

The Beer Beard

Haters will say it's fake, and they'll be right, but they also won't get to enjoy up to a liter of beer. No, the luscious locks spilling from your face are not real, but what they do hide is a bladder full of your favorite spirited beverage.

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#63

Baby's First Diaper Frame

That first diaper blowout is among the most memorable and you wanna commemorate it in the fashion in that it deserves. Put it inside the baby's first diaper frame and hang it on the wall for all to see. If you want guests to leave your home, it's a magical work of art that will accomplish just that.

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#64

Toilet Meadow Organic Toilet Seat

The toilet meadow is like a Chia pet for your porcelain throne. The kit comes with six please preseeded seat covers, all you need to do is water and wait a couple of days. When fully grown, you'll love the feeling of tiny blades of grass tickling your butt when you sit down.

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#65

My First Spray Tan

Prepare your baby for eventually living on the Jersey shore with the "my first spray tan" kit. The spray gun is quite versatile and can be used to paint fences as well as your baby and a set of stencils is included in case they want a tan tattoo to zhuzh up their look.

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#66

My First Fire Starting Kit Prank Gift Box

The younger a firebug starts to learn their practice, the better they will be at avoiding arson charges when they get older. With my first fire, your toddler will have an 18-inch fire ring, 12-inch poker, four indoor logs, and a cherry-scented accelerant to learn with.

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#67

The Mobile Mobile

Why bother bringing bulky baby toys wherever you go when you could just bring the mobile mobile. The brilliance device is worn as almost a helmet on your baby's head and dangles four tiny stuffed animals above them to keep them amused.

$9 .99

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#68

Handy Hand Personal Task Appendage

When you need to pick your nose, give a treat to a dog that always bites your fingers, or say that you tried to save someone who is drowning, you need the handy hand. The personal task appendage does everything you should, but don't want to because of germs or whatever.

$7 .99

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#69

LaserCatVac

Roomba who? Vacuum your whole house with a device that you strap to your cat that uses the power of a laser to keep it going. Control the laser with a remote control to guide your cat to the places where the most dirt and dust are.

$7 .15

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#70

The Shower Barista

You'll be the only one waiting in line for coffee at this counter because it's installed in your shower. Just tell the shower barista what you're looking for and he'll serve it up with a side of soapy suds.

$8 .49

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#71

Public Toilet Survival Kit

If you've ever been in a porta potty at a Renaissance fair, you know that it's kind of a DEFCON five situation. Save yourself from experiencing the horror, at least a little bit, with a public toilet survival kit. It comes with a hazmat suit, mask, and other decontamination materials for after. Oh, and you'll get a shot of penicillin.

$7 .99

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#72

Milk Vending Machine Prank Gift Box

Supposedly, owning a vending machine is a pretty profitable endeavor. Get your baby started in that "hustle culture" life with the milk vending machine. They can set it up at preschool and charge out the nose for bottles of alternative milks.

$8 .49

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#73

Recto-KLEEN 2000

The Recto-KLEEN goes beyond the bidet to the bi-DAYUM. The app-enabled bidet can be used on several different pressure settings and heat settings to guarantee you the absolute cleanest rectum you've had since you came out of your mama.

$7 .15

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#74

Baseball Hat Visor-ganizer

The next level up from those blue and white New Balance shoes is this baseball hat visor organizer. Similar to the one you have in your car, the visor straps to the top of your ball cap's bill and has space enough to hold your cash, cards, a Chapstick, keys, a lighter, and more.

$7 .99

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