33 Yeehawing Redneck Gifts More Fun Than Throwing A Diet Coke In A Bonfire

Shotgun Toilet Plunger

When he couldn't quite make it to the outhouse and had to use indoor plumbing but dropped a few more shotgun shells than the bowl was ready to take, it helps to have a weapon at the ready. This shotgun toilet plunger will make quick work of his biggest bullets and bombs.

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#2

Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

He's never met a lump of meat he didn't like and he certainly won't start with this set of exotic meat jerky sticks. The set contains unique critters like alligator and kangaroo for him to compare and contrast with favorites like turkey and beef.

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#3

Croc Nuts

His RealTree camo Crocs could use a bit of gussying up to match his truck, dontcha think? These Croc nuts dangle delicately from the rear of his favorite footwear and bounce around like the pair he's got in his pants.

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#4

Protected By F**k Around And Find Out

When you're a redneck, f*ck around and find out security is either a shotgun or a Rottweiler on the porch. The thing is, though, that the Rotty is actually the sweetest thing you'll ever meet and the shotgun has been jammed since the mid-80s. Most rednecks are actually pretty chill.

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#5

White Trash Cookbook

After a good road kill collecting session, he'll need a recipe that'll give it some flavor. The White Trash cookbook contains dozens of scrumptious ideas straight from the mountains of Appalachia. All of Granny's favorites are there, and he'll have details for tasty main dishes, appetizers, and desserts.

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#6

Pure Copper Moonshine Still

Making bathtub gin is not for the modern redneck, he looks for something a little more high-tech. A copper moonshine still will do right by him and is made of quality ingredients that won't instill its flavor in his distillation. It can be used over and over, giving him many happy years of drinking.

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#7

50 Cal Shot Glass

There'll be 50 cals of pure hair on your chest inside this shotgun shell shot glass, rednecks don't drink average spirits. The golden glasses add a little extra kick to any party.

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#8

Redneck Words of Wisdom

Redneck wisdom goes further back than even some rednecks realize and with this book, they can get to know it all. It's a great way to get in some readin' and make sure they're using the most up-to-date redneck vernacular.

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#9

Cousin Eddie's Trapper Hat

When the sh*tter is full but the temperatures are frigid, it's important to have the right hat to wear outside to empty the chemical toilet. This is basically the same one Cousin Eddie wore, so you know you can trust it.

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#10

The Inflatable Truck Bed Pool

Even if his truck is the oldest and most beaten down of all of his friends it'll still be the most popular when it's lined with this inflatable truck bed pool. It's comfortable, it's got room for a ton of friends, and it's easy to turn into a hot tub if the bathers eat beans the nights before.

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#11

Shower Beer Holder

A shower roadie hits differently after a long day working the fields or building something. Your redneck man will have a safe place to put his suds in this suction cup beer holder.

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#12

Instant Mullet Hat

Neither errant fireworks nor getting too close to the bonfire to fish out his keys (don't ask) should prevent a redneck from having a mullet. With this hat, he'll have business in the front and party in the back instantly and have luscious locks that will impress the ladies.

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#13

Truck Hitch Toilet Seat

When the outhouse is occupied and the bathroom is full up but a redneck's gotta do a number two, what's he to do? Use this truck hitch toilet seat. It's easy to install and when he's done doing his business he can drive away from the evidence and blame a bear for the mess.

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#14

Redneck Life Funny Board Game

Not every family game night can be outside so when they've got to bring it in, Redneck Life will be waiting for them. The game challenges players to keep their teeth, so in a way, redneck art and entertainment imitates redneck life.

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#15

Mini Cornhole Game

A redneck is an all-weather kind of guy but cornhole isn't an all-weather kind of game. When it's necessary to play it inside, this mini version will be there. He'll love it because instead of using his hands to toss the beanbags he'll get to use a tiny catapult.

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#16

The Redneck Plunger

After a dinner of jerky and beans, his toilet should be afraid, very afraid. He'll likely need to go to war with it at some point, and when it's time to destroy the sinful sh*t he took, this redneck plunger in the shape of a shotgun will do the trick.

$48 .29

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#17

Now That's What I Call Country Number Ones

It ain't music if it ain't country and this CD has the OG best songs on the whole damn planet. Your resident redneck will listen to it so many times he'll burn a hole through it (if that's even possible).

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#18

A Washing Machine for the Front Yard

Pronounced "warshing machine," this lawn decoration is a must for rednecks everywhere. It's a calling card of sorts to let the neighbors know just who's moved in next door. Any old machine will do, even better if it is old, and all the better if it can be accompanied by some used tires.

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#19

The Fishing Caddy Bucket

You're not lazy if you sit on a fishing journey, you're smarter than the average redneck. He'll be conserving his energy with his butt plopped down on this fishing caddy bucket, which has a set, spots to hold two fishing rods, and lights in case he's out late.

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#20

Mullet Socks

This is the redneck's answer to the question "does the carpet match the drapes." It's not business in the front and party in the back unless it's business and a party all the way down. The hootenanny starts only when these socks walk in.

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#21

Redneck Christmas Tree

It ain't much, but it's yours at Christmastime, you know? This redneck Christmas tree will fit any size house, from a double wide to a tenement on wheels, and bring the holiday season to your halls in style.

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#22

Hunting-Opoly

Take your life into your own hands by challenging a redneck to a game of Hunting-opoly. If you start beating him, there's a chance he'll shoot you and dispose of your body where no one will ever find it. There's also a chance you'll gain valuable hunting knowledge and be able to join him on his next trip.

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#23

Trailer Park Supervisor Hat

HOA? Godblessya. No one around the trailer park has ever heard of such a thing, but that doesn't mean they're not organized. With this hat on, a redneck will get the respect he deserves.

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#24

Whiskey Stones Bullets with Base

He's a man of refined redneck tastes and he wants his whiskey or moonshine to be cold but not watered down. With these metal whiskey stone bullets he'll have a tasty beverage but won't run the risk of looking too high fallutin' among his friends.

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#25

Come Back With A Warrant Doormat

He only knows what the OJ trial taught him about the law, and a little bit about the second amendment, but this doormat aligns with what he knows. The cops will have no choice but to honor the note on the mat, which conveniently gives him time run away from them.

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#26

Redneck Backscratcher

If those city folks were smart, they'd adopt the redneck backscratcher. It covers more surface area than those slim back scratchers and it's a lot stronger, too. It's also great if you've gotta take care of a few leaves that got in the house.

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#27

Roadkill Jam

A redneck is gonna get real excited for a minute when he thinks that the red stuff in this jar is actually pureed roadkill. When you explain that it's jam he'll be upset for only a second before realizing it'll taste great on some raccoon.

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#28

DIY Denture Set

When you need to put your nice teeth in for a hootenanny, it's good to have a pair of nice teeth around. But getting real dentures made is so expensive. Make your own at home with his kit. Just, keep to the applesauce when folks start serving food.

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#29

You Might Be a Redneck If Funny Calendar

You might be a redneck if you recognize the face of the man on this funny calendar. It's 365 days' worth of jokes, jabs, and jests at the expense of rednecks. But it's all in good fun and good humor so he'll be cacklin' just like granny used to at the jokes.

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#30

Redneck Toothbrush aka Cinnamon Flavored Toothpick

He's got teeth, but to keep from getting down to "tooth," he needs a little something to get the larger chunks of possum out of there. With these toothpicks he'll have sparkly pearly whites and cinnamon breath to boot!

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#31

Flannel Shirt with No Sleeves

Dressing up for a formal occasion is easy when you don't have to choose which flannel shirt to remove the sleeves from. Give him a shirt that's already done up in style with this red, white, and blue wonder.

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#32

Warning Shot Will Not Be Fired Sign

Get people off your property quicker than you can say "git" with a sign for the modern times. Ammo isn't cheap and inflation isn't making things any better. Send them rascals back where they came from with a tin sign that hopefully, they can read.

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#33

RealTree Camo Crocs

He'll be making jokes about how no one can see his feet when he's wearing RealTree camo Crocs. They're a comfy choice when he needs something to massage his feet after running around in the backyard barefoot.

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#34

Satellite Dish Cover

Rain and snow won't stop the post office and it won't stop a redneck's satellite signal either when he has a cover for it. With this gift, you'll ensure he can watch all the NASCAR and fishing shows he wants in any weather.

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#35

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Also known as investing for rednecks, the lottery is the only hope he has of retiring one day. He gave up on finding oil in his backyard years ago. Unfortunately for him, these lottery tickets are 100% totally fake. But they're good for a laugh and a half.

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#36

30 Pound Bucket of Mayonnaise

It's not a salad if it doesn't contain mayonnaise. The next family reunion will be lit and slippery with this mayo bucket at the ready. Whether you're whipping up some potato salad or some of memaws casserole, 30lbs is more than enough for at least two or three dishes.

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#37

Redneck Lipstick Hot Sauce

Why do they call it redneck lipstick? Cuz it'll stick to your lips and leave 'em full of flavor all night long! The hot sauce will set your mouth and face ablaze and add a little flavor to your raccoon stew.

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#38

A Case of Mountain Dew

When a redneck reaches an age where the pain from the hangover starts to affect his ability to stay awake while watching NASCAR, it's time to go sober. Luckily, Mountain Dew will be there waiting for him.

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#39

The World's Strongest Duct Tape

If you can't fix it with duct tape, it ain't worth fixing. This duct tape is so strong you can use it to put a truck back together after getting in a fight with a deer. You can also use it to tape your buddy's feet to the ground to keep him from doing something stupid.

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#40

American Flag Cape

On the fourth of July, it's important for a redneck to be dressed in his 'Murica best. This flag cape will make him look like the patriotic superhero he thinks he is. Every YEEEEEHAW he lets rip will be louder, prouder and full of red, white, and blue energy.

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#41

Barrel of Pork Rinds

Potato chips are for lesser creatures, rednecks are a different sort and they need something even crunchier and fattier. This barrel of pork rinds will be on the table at his next NASCAR party or fourth of July jam.

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#42

Underwear and Nuts Coffee Cup

The inside of this coffee cup is brown, much like a redneck's underpants after a night of too much drinking at the bonfire. He'll be able to perk up all right if he mixes some moonshine and coffee in the mug.

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