This travel checklist pad will ensure you’ve got everything packed for your trip before you head out the door. Each page in the pad features an exhaustive and categorized checklist of everything you could possibly need for your upcoming adventure.

Your ride’s bound to be an unforgettably epic one with help from Just Married F*ck It List. This bucket list book for “kickass couples” comes with over sixty bucket list ideas and also doubles as a travel journal to record your legendary adventure on.

If you love table tennis but want to turn the heat up, this 4-way ping pong table is the way to do it. It features high-quality construction and allows four players to go head-to-head-to-head-to-head in a thrilling fast-paced game.

This Rick and Morty dancing Pickle Rick will bring Rick’s unmatched zaniness into your everyday life. Upon hearing the show’s theme song or any other shwifty music, Solenya aka The Pickle Man will begin moving and grooving for your enjoyment.

Who doesn’t love playing with balls? This sexual innuendo filled faux children’s book features detailed and vibrant illustrations alongside hilariously asinine writing such as “Your balls are so big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth!”.

It’s a known fact that a chicken can outrun the average human. So keep your pet poultry from running off when you two hit the town by using this chicken harness and leash. It’s perfect for keeping your feathered friend close by without causing them discomfort.

I Wish I Didn’t Know is the trivia game that will shock, gross-out and entertain everyone in the room. On your path to victory, you’ll learn unnecessary yet rivetting trivia that you’ll wish you could forget but tragically won’t be able to.

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Turn your next party into the most far-out celebration your town has ever seen using the party light ball. With the flick of a switch the room goes from lame to groovy as it is illuminated by a plethora of rotating multicolored lights. Groovy.

Get organized with your drinking addiction. The grip on this unobtrusive piece of genius allows you to stack up bottled and canned beer in a neat little pyramid so that you don’t have cans falling on your head when you go in to get a piece of cheese.

Immerse yourself in the world of foul fowl with the book born of the internet phenomenon. Effin’ Birds is packed with 200 monochrome illustrations of dirty birdies swearing up a storm that’ll bring tears of laughter to your eyes.

Gain an upper hand in battle by improving your existing NERF blaster with help from this great modification guide. The man behind the YouTube Channel “Out of Darts” will show you how to create a cooler looking blaster with improved firing capacity, range, and speed.