33 Urban-Legendary Bigfoot Gifts That Any Bigfoot Lover Needs Before They Go Squatchin'

Updated: Oct 25 2022
33 Urban-Legendary Bigfoot Gifts That Any Bigfoot Lover Needs Before They Go Squatchin'
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You've found it, this list of Bigfoot gifts is the missing link in your collection of all things supernatural and cryptid related. Bigfoot, sasquatch, squatch, whatever you call him, you can also call him a superstar since he's so popular in the urban legend world. The big guy has an entire museum dedicated to him that hunters of the rare, mythical creature will love visiting. His name and image have been used in loads of weird stuff like musk-scented soap, certificates from Bigfoot University (step aside, Ivy League colleges), and parody poop snacks. Your resident Bigfoot lover will be thrilled by weird gifts like adoptable mini Bigfoot tokens, the very permit and gear that designates them part of the Bigfoot research team, and Bigfoot-themed barbecue rubs that smell amazing. It's weird, it's wild, it's wonderful, just like sasquatch himself, and it's all here for you to peruse, purchase, and enjoy.

Sasquatch BBQ All-Purpose Rubs

When sasquatch smells what's cooking at your barbecue, he might just wander over. Spice your meat with any of the three blends named after the legendary creature and you'll experience an otherworldly flavor experience.
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The Bigfoot Book: The Encyclopedia of Sasquatch, Yeti and Cryptid Primates

The more you know about Bigfoot, the more likely you are to be able to find him and his kin in the forest. This book will tell you all you need to know about the urban legend, including his various forms, names, aliases, areas of interest, and places he lives.
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Bigfoot Multitool

On your next Bigfoot research trip tackle any task with a multitool molded after sasquatch himself. This stainless steel tool can open a beer, tighten a bolt, act as a screwdriver, help you take a measurement nd more.
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Jack Links Sasquatch Bigfoot Face Mug Gift Set

When Bigfoot is finally found, it'll probably be because he couldn't resist the temptation of jerky any longer. And how could he when it's as delicious as the Jack Links in this mug modeled after his face?
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Bigfoot Ballz Sour Candy

The perfect combination of chewy and crunchy, sweet and sour, Bigfoot's balls are surprisingly delicious to eat. Half the fun of this candy is trying to decipher what the "mysterious flavor" is, and you'll want to eat at least half the bag to try and decipher it.
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Bigfoot The Thinker Statue

Bigfoot's a big man with big thoughts. Just look at this statue and you'll see everything you need to know. At 12" tall, it makes quite a statement. Watch him pondering the meaning of life and you may be inspired to ponder it yourself.
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Bigfoot Paw Novelty Ice Scraper

He's got big feet and he's got even bigger hands and you can use these novelty gloves to your advantage. They might look like Bigfoot's meaty hands, but they've got a secret ice scraper built in to help you get ice and frost off your windshield while your hands stay nice and toasty.
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Sascrotch Funny Boxers

If he's not familiar with manscaping, it's probably fair to call him a Sascrotch, but when he's wearing these boxers give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just really like sasquatch and keep things clean down there. Either way, he's sure to get a laugh out of this pair.
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Bigfoot Outdoor Research Kit

To adequately search for the Missing Link, you need the right tools. This Bigfoot outdoor research kit comes with stickers, maps, a magnifying glass, a membership card, a field journal, and more to help you find the big man.
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Bigfoot Bobblehead

Does Bigfoot exist? Give this sasquatch's head a tap and he'll tell you exactly what he thinks of that question. The figurine measures about 7" in height and is the best toy around to consult with yes or no questions.
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Flapjacks and Sasquatches Game

Break out the maple syrup and grab some pals, it's time for a game of Flapjacks and Sasquatches. While no pancakes are made during the course of this game, you'll have a ball playing this off-the-wall card and dice game.
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Sasquatch Magnetic Poetry Kit

Bigfoot is so badass he got his very own Magnetic Poetry kit. All the words you might associate with a program in his honor on the Discovery channel are here, just waiting for you to write your own script on the fridge.
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Bigfoot Search Team Travel Tumbler

Bigfoot is an early riser, and if you're going to join the search to find him, you're going to need a lot of coffee. Thankfully this oversized tumbler can hold 30oz of the stuff and is vacuum-sealed to keep it at temperature for hours. The lid is spill-resistant and has a hole for a straw.
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Bigfoot Paw Slippers

Wrap up your big feet in a pair of even bigger feet with a pair of paw slippers that are paw-sitively hilarious. These fuzzy feet have anti-skid soles that'll keep you safe as you stroll and will keep your feet extra cozy.
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Adoptable Bigfoot

Bigfoot will know that your house is a sasquatch-friendly home when he sees that you've adopted a mini version of him. This is the world's smallest bigfoot, standing at only 1" tall, and he resides safely in a glass bottle.
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Stuffed Sasquatch Plush

Who better to protect a kiddo feeling a little apprehensive before bedtime than a little monster with a big heart? This sasquatch plush is a perfect pal for a kid that wants a little extra fluff to help keep him safe from things that go bump in the night.
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Dr. Squatch Soap for Men

Be closer to the one you seek by using Dr. Squatch's soap for men. Bigfoot likes to keep himself clean, it's how his full body locks stay so luscious. Follow in his large footsteps with any of the deliciously manly scents of this natural soap.
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I'd Rather Be Squatchin Shirt

There's loads of TV you could be watchin' but there's no shame in your game if you'd rather be squatchin'. Wear these socks with pride when you're kicking it in front of the TV dreaming about your next sasquatch hunt.
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I Believe Bigfoot Coozie

Do you believe in the supernatural? Show it off with your coozie at the next barbecue in bold, beautiful neon style with this neoprene sleeve. It'll wrap around a standard beer can and is so bright it might attract sasquatch to the party.
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Bigfoot Action Figure

Bigfoot was right there on your desk all along, or was he? Throw people off of sasquatch's trail with a miniature version of him that's office-friendly. This 7.25" tall action figure is highly articulated so you can position him in the familiarly walking pose from all those supposed pictures of him.
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The Original Bag of Sasquatch Poo Cotton Candy

A bag of crap has never tasted so good! Giggles will abound when you treat a kiddo to this bag of original sasquatch poo. They'll be making jokes all day about Bigfoot and his big poop that tastes suspiciously like cotton candy.
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Please Do Not Feed the Sasquatch Sign

Here's the thing about good old sasquatch, if you keep feeding him, he's going to keep coming back. Keep Bigfoot safe from potential onlookers by posting this sign outside your home.
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Blazing Bigfoot Nuts Snack Mix

Leave the trail mix and go squatching with Blazing Bigfoot Nuts, you won't regret it. The nut mix is salty, spicy, with just a touch of savory. What's inside? A tasty blend of Spicy Peanuts, Roasted Almonds, Roasted Salted Pepitas, Roasted Salted Nuts, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits.
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Bigfoot Air Freshener

Forget that new car smell, what your ride really needs is that old Bigfoot smell. Hang this air freshener from your rearview mirror and bring the Eau de Yeti to your whip. What does Bigfoot smell like exactly? Definitely not matter fur or wet dog, he smells like fresh pine.
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