44 Seriously Funny Christmas Gifts That Will Win Any White Elephant Party

Updated: Oct 28 2022
44 Seriously Funny Christmas Gifts That Will Win Any White Elephant Party
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That sound you hear isn't Santa Claus, it's your friends ha-ha-haing at the funny Christmas gifts you got them. The man in the red suit could only hope for his Christmas comedy game to be as strong as yours will be by consulting these gift ideas. They're all next-level gag gifts for your white elephant party or Secret Santa exchange. They're the funniest gifts for your friends you'll ever find. They're the secret ingredient in the recipe of making the holiday season merry and bright. Spread some holiday cheer and touch on everyone's comedic interests with a little help from silly elves, LOL-worthy NSFW home decor, personalized Ugly Christmas sweater attire, and so much more. Consider it the opening act in the comedic routine of your gift-giving life. 

Nature’s D**k Pics Calendar

Even when you don't ask for it, Nature always finds a way to slide into your DMs... or your cubicle. This wall calendar features some of nature's most awe-inspiring, and uh, undeniably phallic creations known to man.
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Twerking Santa Claus

Santa's dropping that booty and gettin' groovy this holiday season. For the first year ever, he's been bad and bougie and if you have been too, you'll wanna get down with Mr. Claus as he twerks to popular Christmas tunes.
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Things That Can Kill You Funny Calendar

Start the new year off with a healthy dose of paranoia! This delightful calendar will gladly inform you of all the weird ways you can die. From cow encounters to rollercoaster loops, your inner hypochondriac will be overjoyed to obsess over each month's new method of death.
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Snow Globe Sweaters

It's looking like it's gonna be a bit nipply this season, better be prepared! These "snow globe" sweaters are exactly what the girls are looking for and will treat your ta-tas to a soft, warming experience.
$11 .99

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The Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box

Did you know that slices of Kraft cheese are the exact size as a Polaroid picture and were formatted for this cheese printer? That's totally a joke, but so is this gag gift box designed to hide the recipient's real gift.
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National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

Recreate the jolliest holiday film this side of the nuthouse with an Xmas village set straight off of a Hollywood backlot. Replace your mother's village set with one and you can be she'll be just as surprised as if she'd woken up with her head sewn to the carpet.
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Light Up Christmas Suit

You'll really impress the higher-ups at the office holiday party when you're wearing your best suit. Your best Christmas suit that is. This one isn't Armani, it's better. It's bright red, a color that's flattering on anyone, and lights up like a Christmas tree.
$79 .99

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Toilet T-Rex Attack Ugly Christmas Sweater

Is there a worse place to get attacked than the toilet? Why don't you ask Santa here, who obviously didn't pay attention to Jurrasic Park very well or he wouldn't have gotten himself into this situation.
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Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles

When you've had too much milk and cookies and your butt's been bad, like, REAL bad, this candle will be your ace in the hole. With a 100 hour burn time and dozens of sensational scents, it's a must-have in any bathroom.
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The Gift Of Nothing

They said they wanted nothing and who are you to give them something other than what they wanted? This is literally nothing. There is nothing in this package and it will make your pal who "has everything" feel positively sublime with glee.
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St. Nick Cage Sequin Pillow

Jolly old Saint Nicholas cage is bringing Christmas cheer this way with this delightful sequin pillow. No house is a home without the bright red pillow that reveals Cage's face with the swipe of a hand.
$25 .00

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Inflatable Reindeer Ring Toss Game

Prepare your carnival game skills for the coming summer with a ring toss game that'll have everyone at the party hollering. Each kit contains two pairs of reindeer antler hats and over a dozen rings to toss around. A pump to inflate is included, too, so you can get right to the fun.
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A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

You've done it! You're the winner of a major, FRA-GI-LE (must be Italian) award! Everyone on the block will be driving by to take a look at this leg lamp in the window of your humble suburban abode. Thankfully, it's a little sturdier than the movie version.
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Holiday Elf Popper

Put the Nerf guns down and pick up this holiday elf popper. He makes it totally appropriate to take the snowball fight inside because his soft foam projectiles (that fly up to 20 feet) won't hurt a fly.
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How Snowflakes Are Really Made Funny Ornament

Frosty the snowman had a helluva case of gas, and that's lucky for all of us because Jack Frost wasn't bringing us a white Christmas, it was Frosty all along. Kids won't be able to stop laughing at this glass bulb of the snowman spreading his cheeks and farting up a snowstorm.
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Stocking Party Flask

The holiday season just keeps getting longer, you need a little more wine every year to make it through. Why not hide a little extra through the house to keep you going? The fireplace will be extra cozy with these wine-filled stockings hanging there.
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Beard Ornament Set

Santa's got nothing on your festive spirit after you break these beard ornaments out. Whether you're rocking facial hair that's white, black, brown, or gray, you'll look amazeballs with the 16 colorful ornaments on your face.
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Santa's Pole Polisher

You wouldn't want to be walking around with an unpolished South pole, would you? Use this polisher to make sure your candy cane is looking its finest. Pro-tip, ladies, if you see this in the shower, do not use it on your face.
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Santa Claus Toilet Costume

The guests at the party won't be able to stop talking about your toilet this holiday season, it'll be dressed up in its Christmas best. This costume is complete with pieces to spruce up the floor, the tank, and the lid. Bonus: there's a tissue box costume, too.
$26 .99

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Christmas Dinner Memory Foam Slipper

You'll have the hottest slides at the holiday breakfast when you put these bad boys on your tootsies. With memory foam footbeds, you'll be walking in optimal comfort. And with a distinct turkey look, you'll be the dog's new favorite person.
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Bag of Reindeer Farts

Who knew farts could taste so good? This bag of reindeer farts is probably on par with unicorn farts for just how good they taste. The best judge will be a kid, who will laugh for hours on end that they're eating farts.
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Cousin Eddie's Trapper Hat

If you're not wearing a trapper hat while explaining how the piece of government plastic keeps your part in the right place, are you even being your best Cousin Eddie? Ensure you're being your best worm farmer with this trapper hat on your head.
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Singing Dancing Christmas Tree

You're gonna wanna rock around this Christmas Tree because it'll rock with you. The 12" animated plush dances right along with you to the iconic song, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree."
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Christmas Tree Plunger

Every room needs a Christmas tree and this is just the one for the bathroom. The 16" tall bush is covered in 7 branches that are sturdy enough for you to add some lights to. And when the pipes back up, yes, the plunger is fully functional.
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Farting Snowman Poop Emoji

Have a little fun playing Hot Emoji by tossing around this adorable plush. The 4" tall snowman-looking poo has a secret, when squeezed he emits one of 7 different farting noises.
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Upside Down Santa Hat

The funny hat opportunities for Christmas are endless. Why don't we as a society embrace holiday costume parties? This upside-down Santa hat would be the perfect topper to a chimney costume.
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Reindeer Snot Fidget Putty

Rudolph's got a head cold and the elves took full advantage of that to make this fidget putty. It shines a nice, glittery, bright red like the main reindeer's nose and will help you knead and massage away holiday blues and stress.
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Santa's Beard Face Masks

Stay safe and slay the costume game this Christmas season by impersonating the big man himself. He really doesn't mind and identity theft is no reason to get on the naughty list. This mask has a beard and mustache to give you the complete look.
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Naughty or Nice Candy Cane Game

Have you been Naughty or Nice? Let the universe decide with this candy cane game! Try your luck and see if the candy cane you get will be a sweet treat or flavored a little more like gym socks.
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Personalized Girlfriend's Face Boxers

Lay claim to your man's twigs and berries with a pair of boxers that he'll remember to wash. These are available in over half a dozen different colors and with or without a Santa hat atop your head.
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Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater

Turns out you've been blaming the dog for something he didn't do all these years. It was really Santa that left a trail of yellow snow on the front yard. Better wear this sweater to apologize to Sparky.
$64 .95

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Funny Christmas Coozies

Your can is safe and sound and cold inside one of these fun Christmas coozies. They're perfect for party favors at your Friendsmas party and come in an array of wintery colors with LOL-worthy sayings printed on them.
$15 .33

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Santa's Glitter Beard Kit

Sparkle and shine by brightening up your beard with a glitter kit! The glitter is applied with oil that might leave your facial tresses feeling softer and silkier than ever before. That'll put you on the nice list with your GF.
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