27 Absolutely Disgusting Gifts That Are Guaranteed To Gross Anyone Out

Gross Pimple Popping Toy

Enjoy the blissful satisfaction of busting open a juicy pimple without having to find one on yourself or someone else to bust with this popping toy. The rubbery toy is filled with pretend pus that explodes from the hole with every pop.

$19 .99

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#2

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

The kids want a hamster, but those are so much work. Why not opt for a pair of Madagascar hissing cockroaches instead? Yes, these are live cockroaches, and they can be delivered to all states except Florida and Hawaii. They're surprisingly easy to care for and are said to make great pets.

$19 .95

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#3

Jelly Belly Extreme BeanBoozled Gift Box

Don't let their pretty pastel colors fool you, these jelly beans are nasty. The BeanBoozled spinner box is technically a game where you and your friends will challenge each other to see who can eat the most jelly beans with flavors like dead fish, spoiled milk, and dirty dishwater without barfing.

$7 .79

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#4

Urinal Shot Glasses

The first drink that you pour into these urinal shot glasses should be whiskey for obvious reasons. The petite potties are crafted from ceramic and hold 1.5 ounces in the basin. Urinal cakes are not included.

$16 .99

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#5

Shittens Disposable Wipes

Have you ever thought of how much easier it would be to wipe if you could just slide your fingers between your butt cheeks? Well, these mittens are for you. Anyone who poops can use the hand covers, which are moist so you know you're getting the best wipe possible.

$37 .50

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#6

Salt And Vinegar Grasshoppers

You've had salt and vinegar potato chips, now it's time to try the other green meat. Maybe you want to have a Fear Factor party, or maybe you just like things that are crunchy, either way, you'll adore these 100% real crickets coated in a delicious salt and vinegar flavoring.

$6 .99

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#7

Creepy Crawling Hands

Turn your Halloween party's table into a dance floor with a creepy crawling hand that likes to move and groove. These hands are battery-powered and about the size of a real man's hands. Turn them on and they'll dance across the table for hours.

$44 .88

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#8

30 Pound Bucket of Mayonnaise

Heyo! Change your life with 30 pounds of mayo! Use it to make hundreds of sandwiches, stick your foot in the bucket, and paint a picture that would make Jackson Pollock jealous! The opportunities are endless when you've got this much of the gooey, gooey, creamy white muck.

$131 .54

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#9

Kopi Luwak Coffee

The rich, smooth taste of Kopi Luwak coffee is hard to describe to those who have never tried it. It's also hard to explain why you would willingly drink coffee that's technically poop. But with hints of chocolate and caramel, how could you not want to try these butt beans?

$19 .99

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#10

Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Take your bod from rad to dad in a few seconds flat by clipping his hair he got Fannypack around your waist. It's crafted from water-resistant fabric that's suitable for a day at the beach, and can double in size based on what you stuff in the large compartment.

$7 .59

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#11

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

This is SNOT the dispenser that people will be expecting when they use your shower. The silicone dispenser holds a gel (think shampoo or body wash) in each nostril and "sneezes" it out when you tap the side. It's gross but extremely effective.

$12 .95

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#12

Wet Fart Potent Fart Spray

Ruin someone's entire space with a spray that smells like someone who trusted a fart and lost. The spray is non-toxic and non-flammable, but you can expect that your eyes will burn and you'll feel like you've just been poisoned when you smell the absolutely horrendous wet fart ass gas.

$12 .99

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#13

Licki Cat Hair Brush

Establish an unbreakable bond with your cat by popping the Licki brush in your mouth and running the silicone tongue over your cat's fur. You'll soothe yourself and your cat, and your fur baby will enjoy that you've learned their love language. Plus, the brush really is a wonderful grooming tool.

$25 .00

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#14

Prank Earwax Candle Kit

You can tell people to mind their own beeswax when they ask about this earwax candle. What does it matter what it's made out of when it has such a lovely natural look? Just kidding! The prank earwax candle kit box is the perfect way to hide a present that's actually cool.

$7 .99

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#15

100 Live Worms

Instead of asking yourself why you need 100 live worms, ask yourself why you don't already have 100 live worms. For fishing, enhancing your garden, or as an army of wiggly pets, this package of earthworms is a must-have.

$24 .99

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#16

Assence No. 2 Stink Spray

Swap out your friend's Chanel No. 5 for Assence No. 2 and get ready for the prank of a lifetime. The luxury bottle holds a deep dark secret, the smell inside is anything but sensational. It smells like the stall of a gas station bathroom that hasn't been cleaned since 2003.

$19 .99

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#17

Edible Jello Slime Kit

What's not to love about slime that you can eat when you're done playing with it? This slime is crafted from Jell-O and only requires you to add water to the mix. You can pour it, you can make it drip, you can squeeze it and make it firm, and more. It sparks imagination and an appetite.

$7 .73

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#18

Giant RC Cockroach

Send people running and screaming by sending this cockroach skittering across the floor. He's about the size of your palm and controlled via remote. He can crawl forward, backward, and turn to the left and right.

$22 .98

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#19

Anti-Theft Moldy Sandwich Bag

Debbie from accounting will never steal your sandwich again when she sees just how moldy it is. Put your hygiene into question while saving your lunch from someone else's mouth with these totally safe, and not actually moldy, anti-theft sandwich bags.

$6 .00

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#20

The Poop Knife

When you've dropped a snake that will get caught in the pipes, don't let your boa constrict the plumbing. Use the poop knife instead. The plastic chopper hacks your dump into more manageable pieces so you don't have to reach for the plunger.

$14 .95

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#21

Exfoliating Foot Peel

Feet are gross and most people could use a serious sanding with a pumice stone, but there's a unique satisfaction in using this exfoliating foot peel to watch the dead skin melt away. After use, your feet will look so fresh and clean that you'll be surprised they're yours!

$24 .98

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#22

Grass Soda

This probably doesn't taste like the grass you were hoping it would. It's not easy being green, especially when you're soda, but this bottle of pop will elevate your drink game from a yawn to lawn in a single sip.

$9 .97

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#23

Edible Poop Science Kit

Teaching kids about STEM is easy and fun when you can do it with poop. Yes, poop. Kids from 8 to 12 will love this lab kit, which challenges them to complete 18 experiments and contains over 33 tools and ingredients. Even better, they can eat the chocolate experiments that they create.

$39 .99

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#24

Runny Nose Yolk Separator

No yolk about it, egg whites look like snot. This disgusting egg separator is crafted from earthenware ceramic and a must-have for anyone with a sense of humor and a kitchen. The separator can also be used for gravy and maple syrup.

$19 .95

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#25

Barfing Yolk Remover

When you're feeling stressed, just give this green guy a squeeze and watch as yellow mucus spills out of his mouth in an almost waterfall-like way. After a few squeezes and watching the mucus fall in and then go back into his mouth, you'll feel relaxed and a touch disgusted.

$9 .99

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#26

Box of Boogers

When it comes to this box of boogers, you're not going to want to pick it and flick it, you're going to want to pick 'em and flick 'em right into your mouth! The sweet and sour gummies have a tangy crystal sugar on the outside that makes them hard to stop munching on.

$16 .25

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#27

Pool Thermometer Floating Poop

Declare a code brown with this floating poop pool thermometer and you'll get to have the entire thing to yourself. The thermometer measures temperatures up to 120°F and it really does look like a "floater."

$9 .24

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#28

Realistic Prop Tongues

A cat really can have your tongue when you have these realistic props lying around. The pack of 10 is super stretchy, twistable, and won't deform even if you pull it four times its length. It's great for pranks, magic tricks, or spicing up a Halloween display.

$6 .99

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#29

Pooping Butt Tea Infuser

Take a load off and relax by loading up your favorite mug with this poop tea infuser. It's crafted from silicone, so it has a squishy feel just like a turd would. It's easy to open to insert your favorite tea leaves and fits in any size cup.

$7 .49

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#30

Shiitake Mushroom Candy Canes

Santa might have been doing Shrooms when he dreamed up these nasty candy canes. Your mouth will be so confused by the candy cane-shaped treats that have a disgustingly earthy taste.

$19 .95

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#31

Realistic Fake Cockroaches

Play a little prank on your landlord when you move out by tossing all 100 of these fake cockroaches on the floor before you close the door for the last time. Maybe that's a bad idea, or maybe it's just desserts. The roaches are crafted from PVC, meaning you can use them over and over again.

$6 .95

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#32

Hairy Bug Slime

You don't even have to drop this slime under the couch and forget about it for months, the hair and the bugs are built in. Kids will get a kick out of this absolutely disgusting orange slime, which has gross things mixed and that will make them giggle.

$11 .99

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#33

Disgusting Science Kit

If it's gross, kids will love it, that's an unwritten rule of the universe. Get some youngsters interested in chemistry, biology, and more with a little help from Disgusting Science. They'll make things that ooze and are gooey, all while developing an appreciation for polymers.

$13 .91

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#34

OG Prank Fake Barf

The same rubber pile that's entertained kids for decades is back. This puddle of fake barf is flat but can be manipulated so it can be set on curved or flat surfaces. It's disgusting, it's gross, and it'll elicit laughter from kids and adults who love playing pranks.

$9 .97

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#35

Salty Herring Candy

A favorite of folks across the pond, this salting herring candy might gross you out. The fish have a licorice base and are sprinkled with a salty, sweet, and spicy powder that gives them a very interesting texture and mouth feel.

$6 .95

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#36

Poop Tea Infuser

Enjoy a sh*t-tea drink by brewing your favorite drink with this poop tea infuser. The silicone butt and turd are easy to wash and suitable for use in any mug. Open up the turd and stuff leaves inside before enjoying watching your water turn from clear to diarrhea brown.

$8 .99

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#37

Zombie Flip Flops

You'll get kicked out of the nail salon faster than you can say Mani Pedi if you walk in wearing the zombie flip-flops. With a red base and straps that make the nasty green feet pop, they should be your first choice for grossing out people at the beach.

$12 .99

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#38

Snotty Scotty Play-Doh Set

It's better that your kid picks this guy's nose than his own, you know? Younger ones will have a great time squeezing the green Play-Doh slime from the nose of Snotty Scotty. It's got boogers, it's got snot, it's got everything kids love.

$25 .00

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#39

Human Body Fat Replica

A house isn't a strange home without a piece of human body fat hanging around. This is a replica of approximately 1 pound of human fat. It's a fascinating physical representation of what people look like under the skin and is crafted from soft, pliable plastic.

$53 .04

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#40

Disgusting and Gross Zombie Poop Science Kit

Name something a kid will love learning about more than zombie poop, we'll wait. With this kit, they'll 34 tools to craft over a dozen disgusting and gross science experiments. While they're working through the guidebook, they'll be learning about gels, polymers, biology, and chemistry.

$29 .99

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