33 Ridiculously Funny Valentine's Gifts That'll Make Anyone Laugh Their Butt Off

Updated: Sep 19 2022
33 Ridiculously Funny Valentine's Gifts That'll Make Anyone Laugh Their Butt Off
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The couple that laughs together stays together and with these funny Valentine's Day gifts as part of your holiday gift-giving, you'll be well on your way to forever. Date night will have more laughs than a late night show when you break out Valentine's Day gifts for him like boxers with your sexiest face plastered on them or a candle to extinguish his farts (aka set the mood). We've got Valentine's Day for her covered, too, with romantic gifts like LOL-worthy picture frames and candy bouquets. Guys and gals with a heart-shaped sense of humor that think February 14th is the best thing since conversation hearts won't be able to stop talking about any of these laugh-til-you-cry Valentine's Day gifts. Oh, and don't forget to complete the package with a funny Valentine's Day card that'll really make them cackle. 

Why I MUST Have Sex With You Checklist

They say that scheduling sex is a bad idea but whoever said that never had this notepad. The reasons printed this pad are precisely the sort that'll get your motor running whenever you decide to do the deed, and as a bonus, could be a serious ego boost for your sweetie.
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Sexy Truth-Or-Dare Pick A Stick Game

This game of pick-up sticks is for adults only and it's the most fun game you'll ever play. Sexy truth or dare is red hot and comes with 50 sticks printed with Truths and Dares that'll help you learn about each other in the personal and Biblical sense.
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P*rn For Women Calendar

Imagine this, ladies: your man loading the dishwasher properly. Your man, folding the laundry AND putting it away. Turned on yet? Celebrate this V-Day with the perfect man aka the star of P*rn for Women, the calendar. He's doing all the deeds (by that we mean chores) that you wish your dude would do.
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The Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet

This is an edible arrangement your man will actually be excited to receive. What could be more appealing to him than the enticing aroma and mouthwatering taste of six beef jerky flowers situated in a glass "vase" he can fill with beer to wash it down.
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Beef Jerky Heart

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach but you can get there faster if you give him something he actually wants to eat. This beef jerky heart contains ten kinds of jerky that'll have him down on one knee faster than Engagement Chicken.
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I Love Your Personality Pop Up Card

If you're fortunate enough to have a man with a big personality that he knows how to use well, you're one lucky gal. You should give him this card, you know, to compliment him on his personality.
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Pizza Dat Ass Funny Pillow

What's better: a piece of pizza or a piece of dat ass? The answer is both, and you can get it by dropping a punny hint with this pillow. Give the girl with a dad-joke sense of humor exactly what she's looking for by treating her to pizza and plushes.
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Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles

When you're trying to set the mood but your man's ass has a different idea, the candle you have set out might need a little help. Luckily this one is available in tons of delightful scents and burns for a long-ass time to take care of any nasty-ass toots.
$28 .99

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Wine Condom Bottle Stopper

When you reach that point in the night where it's time to get out the condoms, reach for two! The first should be this very unique bottle stopper that's a sign of things to come. It, just like the one you'll use on your will, ensures that nary a drop is spilled.
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