34 Insanely Funny Wedding Cake Toppers That'll Have A Couple Rolling Down The Aisle

Updated: May 16 2023
34 Insanely Funny Wedding Cake Toppers That'll Have A Couple Rolling Down The Aisle
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Here comes the bride, and wouldn't you know it, she's dragging the groom across the top of the cake in several of these funny wedding cake toppers. Toss the traditional cake toppers out the window and opt for some fun toppers that make weddings more enjoyable. Some of these wedding toppers are 3D, so you could give them as funny wedding gifts since the couple could conceivably keep them forever. Pair them up with a funny wedding card and you've got a wedding gift that the bride and groom will never forget. If you're lucky, maybe the couple will get a funny wedding cake, too, weddings these days are all about personality, liven things up even more with a funny cake topper!

Butt Squeeze Wedding Cake Topper

From the front, this looks like the sort of wedding cake topper that's cute and made for taking photographs of. But take a quick walk behind the cake and you'll see the truth. It's a scene that'll make your mother blush and your vodka aunt cackle.
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Creepy Wedding Cake Toppers

Centaurs have gone through a little evolution in recent years, it seems, instead of half man/half horse they're now only horse head/man body. It's just as wonky looking but a weird couple who embraces their freak flag is a perfect fit for this cake topper.
$8 .98

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May the Force Be With Us Wedding Cake Topper

This cake topper is a way for a couple of Star Wars fans who know they could make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. He's got a blaster, she's got a lightsaber and together the two of them will be unstoppable. Vader doesn't know what's coming.
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