27 squeaky clean gifts for germaphobes that'll sautomotivee away even the last .01% of bacteria

SprayCare Disinfectant Band

Disinfector-Man, Disinfector-Man, disinfecting whatever a Disinfector-Man can! Be your neighborhood's friendly disinfector with this spray band, which launches a mist of sanitizer in front of you. Use it on your hands to wash them clean, or spray it on a doorknob to do the world a favor. Just give the bulb on the band a tap and BOOM! DISINFECTED!

$18 .99

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#2

UV Sanitizer Bag

This bag looks like the sort you might carry your lunch in when you're going to work but it hides a cool secret. It's got a portable UV light inside that sanitizes everything from your phone to your keys to your makeup tools in just a few minutes. It kills 99.9% of viruses and bacteria at the DNA level.

$16 .99

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#3

Kooty Key Germaphobe's BFF Keychain

Circle circle, dot dot, with this contraption you've got your Kooty shot. It hails itself as the "germaphobe's pocket knife" because it can be used to open and close doors, pump gas, touch screens, push buttons, and more all hands-free.

$8 .15

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#4

Pump Pal Fueling Glove

Do you know how many people have touched that gas pump handle? And do you know how many of those people probably used the gas station bathroom first? YIKES! With this easy-to-use silicone barrier, you'll never have to touch the pump handle again. It's low-profile, though, so it won't get in your way.

$19 .99

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#5

FloMask Reusable Mask

The FloMask is where it's at. Its seal is comfortable and complete so no air will sneak in at the contours of your face. There are 10 replacement filters included, it's got straps that are adjustable, and it includes an insert to catch condensation. There's no fog, so it's great for glasses-wearers, too.

$89 .99

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#6

Public Toilet Survival Kit

We've all been there, we've all walked into a public restroom that looked like the killer's workshop in a horror movie. Make it a little less stressful to go with the Public Toilet Survival kit. Tucked in the pocket-sized tin is a toilet seat cover, 2 antiseptic wipes, and a pair of latex gloves.

$6 .17

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#7

Shoe Protector Dispenser

There's a lot of nasty crap on the ground outside that gets onto shoes and people are hesitant to take them off at the door. Keep your house protected with this shoe protector dispenser. With a step in and a step out, the disposable shoe cover will hug their footwear, keeping those germs locked inside.

$37 .99

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#8

Portable Electric Bidet

Once you go bidet, you never go back, and you don't have to with this portable electric sprayer. There are two water pressure options built-in and you can get up to 100 uses on a single charge. While the 5.75oz device is small enough to fit in a pocket, it's suitable for home use, too.

$65 .99

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#9

Under The Weather ShieldPod

Keep yourself safe from people on a plane (or keep them safe from you) with a pop-up tent that's shielded on all sides by some plastic. The ShieldPod gives you plenty of room to move or sleep so it never feels claustrophobic and it has waist straps to keep it comfortably in place.

$129 .99

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#10

You Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer

Your questionably unhygienic friend will be the one who laughs the loudest at this hand sanitizer, and that's why you should always have it on hand for them to use. Yes, they probably have touched their genitals and god knows what else.

$6 .55

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#11

Portable Toothbrush Sanitizer

Avoiding the toilet plume aka poo particles when you're traveling can be hard, not to mention there might be bacteria already built up on your travel toothbrush. Keep yourself and your mouth safer with this travel sanitizer. It uses UV light that's friendly to humans but deadly to germs to get your brush squeaky clean.

$16 .99

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#12

Car Air Purifier Ionizer

Neither Aunt Bertha's nasty perfume nor Uncle Milton's cigars are a match for this car air purifier and ionizer. In addition to removing odors, the 12V device pulls pet smell, allergens, and viruses from the air of your vehicle.

$24 .99

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#13

Spring Ear Wax Cleaner

Throw away your Q-tips and use a device that looks like it was made for torture but that will actually make you feel oh-so-good. This spring-shaped ear wax cleaner is safer, more effective, and more comfortable than a Q-tip is and will remove so much wax you'll wonder how you could hear before you used it.

$4 .25

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#14

Hand Sanitizer Squeezer Bracelet

Make it easier and more fun to tote hand sanitizer on the go with a squeeze bracelet loaded with the stuff. This soft silicone bracelet holds 2oz of the stuff, which gets dispensed with the touch of the bulb. It's easy to refill and is a great option for kids.

$9 .99

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#15

Haz-Mat Suit

When they're headed into a particularly sticky situation, like cleaning a bathroom frequented by teenagers, a Haz-Mat suit can make a big difference in comfort level. This disposal suit equips them with heavy-duty full-body protection and can be used in all kinds of situations.

$6 .42

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#16

Desk Vacuum

Admit it, you're afraid of lifting your keyboard because of just how many crumbs have been living under there. Make them disappear along with the rest of the nastiness on your desk with this vacuum. It's a small but mighty fighter in the war against dust and dirt.

$17 .97

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#17

All Day AntiMicrobial Gloves

Be a little more eco-friendly with your glove-wearing by dressing in a pair of anti-microbial gloves. They're easy to pull on and off and are infused with ViralOff, which keeps 99% of germs away and keeps the gloves odor-free.

$29 .99

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#18

Anti Bacterial Handwipe Mittens

You can't and shouldn't use these to wipe your ass but you can use them on just about everything else. Doorknobs, cupboard handles, the fridge handle, these wearable mitts can be used to sanitize all the spots you regularly touch. They're dual-sided and infused with a 75% alcohol solution, strong enough to kill all kinds of germs.

$11 .99

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#19

Automotive Cleaning Gel

All those nooks and crannies in your car are impossible to reach with vacuum nozzles and rags but not with this blue gel. The cleaning goo oozes into the smallest crevices of your car to remove dirt, dust, and crumbs. It has a pleasing cologne scent and can be reused several times over.

$7 .99

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#20

Portable HEPA Air Filter

Add a layer of protection next time you're in a small unventilated room with a portable HEPA air filter. In addition to alleviating allergies and pulling odors out of the air like smoke, it delivers fresh, purified air for you to breathe. It weighs only a pound and has 7 fan speeds to fit your needs.

$39 .99

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#21

Germ-Free Birthday Cake Blow-Out Fan

The pandemic made us all a little more conscious of things like blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, especially the way kids do it (aka spitting on the cake). With this fan, your littles will never shower the cake with germs again. Everyone will be much happier at the party.

$9 .99

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#22

Oral AntiSeptic Spray

You don't have to turn the other cheek next time your sweet but germy toddler comes in for a kiss on the lips, just spritz the inside of your mouth with this oral anti-septic when they waddle away. It has a pleasing berry formula and uses a safe ingredient to destroy germs.

$8 .99

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#23

UV Toothbrush Sanitizer

Do you even know how many poo particles fly up from your toilet with every flush? You don't wanna know, trust us. You do wanna know that this UV toothbrush cleaner can make sure those poo particles don't cause you any issues. The harmless (to people) UV light scrubs away 99.99% of germs in mere minutes.

$24 .98

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#24

Pop Up Bed Tent

Sharing a room is sometimes inevitable and when someone can't stop hacking and sneezing, keep yourself a little safer with this pop-up bed tent. It's breathable, reduces light (so you can get immune-boosting sleep), and is a first line of defense against germy neighbors.

$107 .99

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#25

Large Capacity UV Light Sanitizer

Your phone, your iPad, your remote, your headphones, you can get it all inside this large-capacity UV light sanitizer. Using UV light that's safe for humans and deadly to germs, it kills 99.99% of surface bacteria that lives on your devices.

$129 .95

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#26

Bottle Bright Reusable Bottle Cleaning Tablets

Germaphobes don't miss out on the opportunity to clean anything, especially their water bottle. These tablets can be used on any bottle, stainless steel to plastic, and kill germs and remove odors from its interior. In addition, the fizzy tablets do all the work, no need for additional scrubbing, just a quick rinse.

$30 .45

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#27

The Pink Stuff Miracle Cleaning Paste

If it's dirty, The Pink Stuff can clean it. The goo is a literal miracle. It can work on any surface, from your toilet to your jewelry to the tires of your car. It can remove everything from stains to rust. It doesn't leave any streaks but it does leave a lot of shine.

$5 .97

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#28

Portable UV Sanitizing Wand

Clean surfaces at home and away with a magic wand that sanitizes any surface using UV-C light. The bright LED bulbs equipped on this wand, which folds to open, kill germs without leaving behind any aromas or stains. Wear the included glasses to keep yourself safe while cleaning and you're good to go.

$59 .99

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#29

Ultra Luxe Bidet

Make sure your butt is super clean and feel a little luxurious doing it with this golden bidet. It takes only seconds to install and cleans your crack in only seconds as well. There's a knob to adjust the pressure of the water stream and adjust the aim if you're a girl or a guy.

$69 .99

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#30

Disposable Toilet Seat Covers

Nothing will make you cringe like sitting on a toilet seat and feeling a ring of wetness on the back of your thighs and your butt. With a pack of disposable toilet seat covers in your bag, that won't be something you have to worry about.

$29 .99

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#31

Lifestraw The Personal Water Filter

If the image of a guy drinking from an algae-ridden swamp gives the the ick, don't worry, he's using the Lifestraw. It's a veritable magic wand when it comes to killing bacteria, microorganisms, and even microplastics from literally any water. Sip from any source and count on 99.999999% of bad stuff being removed.

$17 .47

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#32

LARQ Self-Cleaning UV Water Bottle

Forgetting to clean your water bottle is easy, especially when it's so hard to do. Luckily, the LARQ will remember to clean it for you. The smart bottle uses UV rays, which are harmless to humans, to scrub itself clean every 2 hours. It takes only 2 seconds for the cleaning cycle to complete.

$89 .00

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#33

Mighty Microbe Bacteria and Germ Learning Kit

Sometimes understanding what you fear can help you fear it less. The Mighty Microbe science set is great for kids or adults who are set ill at ease by germs. They'll learn about bacteria and microbes in a safe, controlled, and disposable manner and have fun while doing it.

$31 .99

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#34

PhoneSoap UV Phone Sanitizer

UV rays are a germ's worst enemy. Pop your phone inside the PhoneSoap and use those rays to your advantage to scrub the surface of your phone clean without any soap or water. It delivers 360 degrees of cleaning power and allows you to charge your phone while it sits inside.

$59 .95

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#35

Hand Sanitizer Spray

For being something that cleans really well, liquid hand sanitizer can be really messy. Keep things a little neater with hand sanitizer spray. It's just as effective, just as portable, but not quite as drippy. It comes in two pleasant scents, basil and lavender.

$8 .00

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#36

Personal Bubble

Keep people out of your business at home and away with a pop-up privacy tent. It's got clear panels on the side so folks can see that you're still doing work, just far away from your cubicle. It keeps their germs out (or your germs in) and can accommodate a chair.

$109 .99

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#37

Giant Microbes Plush Set

You can't be afraid of plush germs, right? Make friends with the microbes that set you at ease with a plush set of plague-ridden pals. There's smallpox, black death, cholera, typhoid fever, and Spanish flu in the box, all of which offer a hands-on way to interact with something you hate.

$29 .95

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#38

Home Air Ionizers

Choose a sleeker option than a table or floor purifier with these negative ion filters. Great for home use, the devices require no filters and work by being plugged in. Set them and forget them while still enjoying the benefits they provide, like pulling dander, allergens, pollen, dust, and more from the air.

$110 .90

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#39

Stoggles Every Day Safety Glasses

Look cool and protect yourself from pesky germs that like to get in your eyes with Stoggles. The ANSI-certified glasses come in a variety of appealing translucent colors, are impact resistant, are blue-light and UV-blocking, and have an anti-fog coating. They're basically super glasses.

$39 .00

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#40

Germicidal UV Lamp

Germs beware of this UV lamp, which kills them fast and kills them safely with no need for liquids or cleansers. Put it in a basement or any room of your home, really, leave the room and fire it up. It can be set on a timer and in that time eliminates germs from the space with no ozone residue.

$59 .99

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#41

Hot Guy Wine Charms

You know where Jennie's mouth has been and you do NOT wanna sip from her wine glass. With these hot guy wine charms hanging off your glasses, it's easy to tell whose is whose and you'll never have to worry about your rose getting mixed up with hers.

$10 .04

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#42

Wash Your Hands Shirt

You want to think that only elementary school teachers would need to wear this shirt but unfortunately, it's a necessary item just about everywhere. The hilarious shirt comes in four colors and is a needed reminder that people are nasty and need to wash their damn hands.

$15 .99

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#43

Beer Pong Cup Ball Catcher

You want to play beer pong with the boys but you also don't trust that they washed their hands after peeing and before touching the ping pong ball, what's a guy to do? These cup inserts catch the ball won't affect gameplay, and they will make drinking those beers a lot more germ-free.

$14 .99

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#44

Four Dozen Mini Bottles of Hand Sanitizer

Treating a germaphobe to 48 mini bottles of hand sanitizer is like treating them to Christmas every day. Each of these bottles holds 2oz of hand-sani, which kills 99.99% of germs. They're ideal for traveling and are TSA-friendly.

$41 .32

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#45

Hands Free Cabinet Foot Pull

Going hands-free is the way to be and with this foot pull, you can do it. It's easy to install under a drawer, cabinet, or even a closet or high-traffic door. Just screw it into the bottom of the closure.

$9 .97

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#46

Germ Guardian Room Sized HEPA Filter

If your home is your castle, this is your germ-fighting sentry. The stand-up air purifier is equipped with a HEPA 13 filter, which removes 99.97% of germs and other pollutants from the air. It produces no ozone and covers a large room (about 750 square feet) in about an hour.

$99 .99

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#47

A Big Box of Gloves

A big box of gloves can work a world of stress-relieving wonders in a germaphobe's life. They can use them when out at the grocery store, while cleaning their house, while preparing chicken, and so much more. The nitrile gloves are powder-free and safe for all kinds of environments.

$9 .99

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#48

Anti-Bacterial Hand Wipe MultiPack

The wonderful thing about Wet Ones is that you can take them anywhere in your bag or purse. Take them on a plane, a train, or a car ride. Use them to clean up a kid's face or a spill. They remove 99.99% of germs and dirt with a single swipe.

$19 .70

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#49

Prank Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

This hand sanitizer looks like any other but when your unsuspecting victim gets a whiff of their newly sanitized hands they're in for a very unpleasant surprise. The gel smells like you tried to catch a water balloon filled with farts and butt juice.

$10 .99

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#50

Neti Pot Nasal Rinser

You can breathe easy using this Neti Pot nasal rinser, but figuratively and literally. The fluid rinse system relieves sinus pressure and washes germs out of your nasal cavity with a gentle saline rinse. The ergonomic shape makes it simpler and more comfortable to use and results in less mess.

$17 .67

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