23 Extremely Funny Bumper Stickers That Will Make You Run Off The Road Laughing

Updated: Oct 06 2023
23 Extremely Funny Bumper Stickers That Will Make You Run Off The Road Laughing
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Spoiler art: your car doesn't need fancy lights or expensive add-ons to be the coolest one in the lot, all it needs are these funny bumper stickers. Car bumper stickers are an easy way to add a pop of personality to your whip and they've got such an incredible array of themes that there are almost no two alike. Need a funny decal? Get a vinyl decal in white that'll pop against your tinted black windshield or your car's dark paint. Find magnet bumper stickers you can move at your pleasure. Treat a funny guy whose driving is questionable to a sticker that pokes a little fun at him. Your funny boyfriend or funny friends will cackle at pop culture-themed stickers and Insta-influencer-themed stickers. And new drivers will love the ones that beg for empathy from other drivers (e.g. "let me merge bestie!"). Whether you're trying to be nice or deliver some passive-aggressive road rage, these bumper stickers are must-haves.

Eat A D*ck Coexist Parody Bumper Sticker

At first glance this bumper sticker makes you look like a chill dude who should probably be driving a Subaru or something. Take a second look and you'll see that the dude behind the wheel of this bumper sticker actually has a childish sense of humor.
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Quiet Neighbor Funny Bumper Sticker

Nothing to see here, just a quiet neighbor with a big freezer. He stores a lot of meat in there. What kind of meat is up for debate, but as long as it's not a cop asking the questions, or anyone with a relative who is a cop, who are you not answer?
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Hungry T-Rex Car Decal

No one wants to see those dumb stick families anyway, you might as well go Jurassic Park on their asses. This hungry T-Rex spares no father, mother, or child, and that's exactly how it should be.
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Do You Follow Jesus This Closely Bumper Sticker

Don't other drivers know that the 11th commandment is thou shalt not tailgate? Make them reassess their decisions and decide if they have to go to confession by reading this bumper sticker.
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My Brakes Are Good Funny Bumper Sticker

The last thing you need to start your workday is a kiss from behind from someone who doesn't know how to stop short. You've got good brakes and a good reaction time, how about the person behind you? This bumper sticker gives them fair warning that they need to Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Back the fuck off.
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Giant Meteor Election Bumper Sticker

Since 2016 things have gone a little downhill, that's putting it lightly. In 2020 it would have been great if we could have been slammed by a world-ending meteor. In 2024, we can hold out hope once again that this bumper sticker will come through.
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Clown Car Funny Bumper Sticker

Interesting fun fact, you really can get 16 people into a Nissan Ultima. Slap this bumper sticker on the back of your compact car and leave people guessing. How many people really are packed into the backseat and the trunk? Are they double-stacked? There are so many questions.
$8 .50

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But Did You Die Funny Bumper Sticker

Sure, you've done some dumb sh*t, but who hasn't? The only question you should be asking after someone rolled their car, runs it into a light pole, rams the back of a semi, or something totally idiotically like that is the one on this bumper sticker.
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My Driving Scares Me Too Funny Bumper Sticker

It helps to empathize with fellow drivers while you're screaming down the highway changing lanes with reckless abandon. With this bumper sticker on the rear of your car, they'll know to steer clear of your insanity.
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I Let the Dogs Out Funny Bumper Sticker

Almost two decades after the realise of the iconic song the truth has finally come out. It was you. You let the dogs out. In the distance...the sound of sirens. Close by all you can hear is "woof, woof, woof woof." It's time to run.
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Women Want Me Fish Fear Me Funny Bumper Sticker

Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one for a woman who craves a guy who can land a real lunker when he goes to the pond. The other half of this bumper sticker is dedicated to the fish that you'll bring back to your fly lady.
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