23 Adoringly Funny Wedding Cards That'll Make The Couple LOL On Their Big Day

Updated: Jun 25 2023
23 Adoringly Funny Wedding Cards That'll Make The Couple LOL On Their Big Day
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Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate the blessed union of your newlywed friends with one of these funny wedding cards. For too long lighthearted cards have been overlooked in favor of cards with schmaltzy messages that are so saccharine sweet they make your teeth hurt. But the tides are a-changing and it's time for comical wedding cards to shine. Spruce up wedding gifts with a pop culture-themed card that'll make the couple cackle. Make funny wedding gifts even funnier with LOL-inducing cards with puns so bad you can't help but laugh. You can still write a heartfelt message on the inside, or test your comedy skills and try and one-up the joke on the front of the card. Life's too short for boring wedding cards, make an impression on some friends by grabbing a funny one today!

Fucking Finally Wedding Card

It only took them HOW LONG to get down the aisle? Even though it seems like they've been married forever, they're still getting married now and it's time to celebrate. Poke a little fun at their timeline with this card and raise a real toast to them to share in the joy.
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Enjoy Your Honeymoon Card

When you tell a couple to enjoy their honeymoon, you're certainly not referring to walking on the beach holding hands, or reclining in a chaise with a Mai Tai in hand. Nope, you're referring to exactly what's pictured on this card. A little bit of hanky-panky.
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Long and Happy Marriage Funny Dog Card

A good sign that you've found the right person is that when they walk into a room, you feel like wagging your (metaphorical) tail. Treat a dog-loving couple of newlyweds to this card and they'll adore the sweet and peppy sentiment.
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Four Paws Third Wheel Funny Card

In a marriage between dog lovers, there are four legs and four paws. While they may think that things are going to change now that they're married, the only thing that'll really be different is that the dog will have more hands to pet it.
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Joined Together In Holy Macaroni

Dearly al dented, we are gathered here today to celebrate the saucy union of two im-pastably awesome people. Holy Macaroni, Batman, it's a wedding! A couple of noodle-lyweds will melt like cheese on hot lasagna when they see this punny, funny card.
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What's For Dinner Funny Card

The only thing a married couple says to each other more than, "I love you," is "I dunno, what do you want for dinner?" Prepare the newlyweds for a lifetime of going back and forth trying to settle on chicken, fish, or veggies, but for their dinner instead of the wedding guests.
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Tested Positive For Husband Card

Thanks to Grand Panini, seeing one of these tests is usually cause for dread. But not anymore! Your man has just tested positive for being the best husband in the whole world. And look how bright that red line is! Must mean he's extra great.
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