55 Delightfully Funny Wedding Gifts That'll Have The Couple LOLing Down the Aisle

Updated: May 24 2023
55 Delightfully Funny Wedding Gifts That'll Have The Couple LOLing Down the Aisle
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The last thing your friends want after 5 years of living together is another kitchen appliance, spice up their newlywed life with one of these funny wedding gifts. You can still stick to traditional wedding gifts, like wine glasses and coffee mugs, but with a twist. They'll love that kitchenware adorned with funny phrases, engravings, and representations of them as a couple that really shows off their personality. You can go for straight-up gag wedding gifts that your funny friends will love, like two-person underwear and personalized wedding caricature photos that look like they were done at the beach (in the best way of course). The bride and groom won't say no to a funny wedding cake topper, either, or a marriage survival kit (aka wine) to help get them through that tough first year. A couple that laughs together stays together so take a scroll through this treasure trove of unique gifts and make it a funny wedding they'll never forget. 

Just Married F*ck It List Bucket List Book

A pair of newlyweds will start their union off on the right foot by trying the 60+ ideas listed in this book. It doubles as a journal so they can track and write down their dreams, hopes, and own ideas for bucket list experiences that they want to live together.
$10 .31

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Two Person Underwear

Get closer than ever on laundry day when you've both run out of underwear with Fundies, the underwear that despite their name doesn't leave any room for Jesus. The breathable pair of panties have gigantic holes that'll fit both of your legs.
$12 .93

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New Husband & Wife Voodoo Dolls

Try a voodoo doll to get some of those voo-don't's out of the way. When either part of the couple feels a stab of pain they'll know it's time to start being a little more attentive or feel the wrath of more stabs of pain.
$14 .99

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Date Night "Dessert" Dice

The more you help keep the spark alive the less you have to hear them complain about each other. With this one die, that flame will be blazing hot. They won't be able to keep their hands off of each other because they'll be too busy coming up with new kama sutra combos.
$7 .59

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100 Dates Scratch Off Poster

Date night doesn't end with marriage, it's only just begun. Help them keep the flame alive in their relationship with a Bucket List poster full of dates. The goal is to cross off all 100 date ideas, which can be done at home (like making a pizza together), away (going to a botanical garden), and everything in between.
$24 .99

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How to Traumatize Your Children

Now that they're married, it's time to start having kids. And with that comes the need to make sure they grow into emotionally unavailable adults who need to drink to get over their childhood. It's easier than ever to do with this (parody) book, which will give them tips and tricks to help them best traumatize their kid.
$7 .99

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Servd His and Hers Game for Couples

Turn everyday scenarios into hilarious adventures with Servd. It's a game for two, couples only, and is all about spontaneity. You don't have to play it in just one session, you could play it over the course of a week, a month, or even three months and surprise your partner with random cards to spice up life.
$18 .99

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Do You Know Your Wife/Husband Book

The Hallmark channel suggests that if you don't know your partner's favorite color then it's time to break up with them and find love in a small town. You don't want that to happen to your marriage, right? Get to know them before you marry them (or after is fine, too) with these books.
$13 .98

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Love is Always Hanging Out Together Funny Mug

At first glance, this mug seems pretty innocent but when you see it, you can't unsee it. Be sure to pack this one up when the in-laws come over, there are three things on it that your mother-in-law might clutch her pearls over.
$17 .99

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Closer Very Cozy Underwear

Four leg holds, one waistband, two hearts, equals one incredible time to be had with this very cozy underwear. On laundry day snuggle up with your sweetheart and take the weirdest and somehow sexiest walk to the washing machine. They're cotton so they're good and breathable and easy to wash after things get hot.
$7 .99

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Would You Rather Questions for Couples Game

There's no such thing as knowing each other too well and after a few rounds of Would You Rather using this book, a couple will be ready to slay at the newlywed game. The charming book is full of questions that'll go beyond that "get to know you" into truly exciting stuff.
$10 .02

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Trophy Husband Shirt

You like your men like you like your coffee: hot and sweet. There are a lot of other adjectives that can be applied there, but we'll leave those to you. Either way, being hot and sweet means he can assume the title on this t-shirt of trophy husband. And it's not a participation trophy either.
$19 .95

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Wedding Dress Protecting Bib

Why on Earth you thought it would be a good idea to spend four figures on a dress and then serve barbecue at your wedding will never be known. However, you can protect it all with this bib for adults. The statement on the bib will tell everyone not to ask you about it.
$11 .99

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Game Over Funny Socks

It's time to put down the controller and head to the farmer's market on a Saturday morning, that bachelor life is OVER. Give the groom something blue to wear under his tuxedo pants with this clever pair of socks that'll remind him of all the loot boxes he's leaving behind.
$11 .99

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"Sexy" Not Tonight Night Shirt

The perfect balance of sexy and "keep your hands off me," this night shirt is ideal when Aunt Flo is visiting or when you've eaten too much cheese and you're bloated AF. It's black, that's how you know it's "sexy" and those white lingerie accents will drive your man wild.
$16 .99

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Wife's Last Nerve Funny Candle

Think of this candle as a warning beacon, not to come closer, but to go far far away. When it's lit, it means the wife is not happy and that means that life will not be happy. Let her enjoy the aromatherapeutic experience the candle delivers so she doesn't try to kill you.
$12 .99

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Saucy Date Night Dice

You've had dinner, you've watched a movie, and now it's time for a little "dessert." These dice will be the icing on the cake of date night. On one, there are six sensitive areas of the body and on the other, there are six actions. Roll to see what fun direction the night will go in.
$9 .99

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