55 Stupendous Novelty Gifts That Are Perfect For Just About Anyone

Bubble Gun Bazooka

Annihilate your enemies...with BUBBLES! This bazooka has a whopping 69 bubble holes and fires off 2000 colorful bubbles per minute. The gun has 4 colorful lights installed that give it a vibrant effect and make it suitable for nighttime use.

$22 .99

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#2

Black Head Plucking Toy

That's not a five o'clock shadow on this toy's face, that's a bunch of blackheads just waiting to be pulled out. Folks that get a feel-good sensation from pulling and picking at things will find this toy a healthy way to get rid of those stressful feelings.

$19 .98

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#3

The Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball

Think of the sarcastic magic 8-ball as the friend you have that always tells the truth, no holds barred. Do you have a shot with Glenn, the star quarterback of the team or the star sales guy at the office? Ask the 8 ball and get one of 20 snarky responses in return, like "You've Got to be Kidding."

$11 .39

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#4

Self-Sustaining Ecosystem

Finally, a plant that you never have to remember to water! This incredible self-sustaining ecosystem can be found at the intersection of a hydroponic garden and sea monkeys. The captivating globe arrives ready to be grown and all you need to do is put it on the shelf. Boom, it's that easy.

$44 .55

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#5

The High Ball

At 4:21 you're gonna need a little something to do with your hands and you'll love the high ball. Test your mental acuity with eight levels of colors, music, and vibes. Do you have the stuff to beat the ever-changing, increasingly challenging levels? If you're too chill, relax by turning the orb in your hands, no game is required.

$29 .99

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#6

Chonk Cats Nesting Dolls

If you've seen the cat size ranking charts that designate them everything from a "hefty boi" to "oh lawd, him a comin", then this chonk cats nesting dolls set is for you. There are three tubby tabbies in the set that you can place in or out of each other, eliciting smiles from all who see it.

$8 .76

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#7

Desk Sized Fishing Pole

Reel in some good times at the office with a desktop-sized fishing rod. This pocket toy collapses to 14" and then extends all the way out to 20". Use it as a fidget toy to cast the line and see what goodies you can catch on other people's desks.

$24 .54

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#8

Dumpster Fire Notepad Holder

Has there ever been a more apt notepad set for the office? When things are going sideways, which is most of the time in any corporate environment, you can get a laugh out of using these flame-shaped notes that are stored in a dumpster.

$13 .99

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#9

Fake Wads Of Cash

There's nothing like surprising a friend with some fat stacks of cash. And there's nothing like watching them discover that those stacks of cheddar are flimsier than stacks of Kraft singles. These wads of $100 bills are fake so your friend will remain as broke as a joke.

$13 .99

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#10

World's Smallest Claw Machine

If you can win at the world's smallest claw machine imagine how you'll be able to use your skills for good at a larger claw machine. You'll be unstoppable at the arcade after practicing with this toy, which comes with over a dozen tiny animals for you to try to grab.

$5 .99

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#11

Movable Tetris Lamp

Why have one lamp when you could have an almost infinite number of them? There are only seven interlocking blocks in this set but they can be arranged in more ways than you can count. They're colorful, they're fun, and they're ideal for the game room of anyone who loves the 80s.

$23 .99

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#12

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

English is a language, but of all of them, it's kind of the douchiest one. Phrustrate your kids early by teaching them that "F" is not for photo, phlegm, or phone, it's actually for other words, only some of which actually start with F. And don't even get the book started on P for Pterodactyl.

$9 .51

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#13

Planet Shaped Coffee Mug

While you're daydreaming of adventures far away, this mug will keep your coffee, tea, or cocoa good and warm. The spherical ceramic mug is perfect for anyone obsessed with space and has a lid to keep heat sealed in. It holds 13.5oz of beverage and has a happy little astronaut on the top.

$14 .99

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#14

Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings Day Calendar

You can start practicing your promotion speech when you start your year and your day with this day calendar. Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings will teach you all sorts of sneaky business, like how it doesn't matter if your Venn diagram is inaccurate, people just like graphs and think you're smart for using them.

$14 .39

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#15

5lb Tub of Peanut Butter

Give someone that says they're the world's biggest fan of peanut butter a chance to prove just how much they love it with a jar that's truly oversized. There are five pounds of the stuff here for them to enjoy.

$10 .44

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#16

The Screaming Goat Figurine

There will be times when you just want to scream, but that would be kind of weird and people might ask questions. Instead of letting loose a human roar, let the screaming goat do it for you. The plastic sprite comes with a 32-page book full of fun facts about goats.

$7 .96

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#17

Sword Shaped Cheese Grater

The only thing this grater can harm is parm and it'll shred any cheesy opponent it enters battle with. The one-of-a-kind grater can also be used on herbs like ginger and has a large handle that makes it easy to wield.

$14 .90

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#18

Disco Ball Helmet

Keep your head safe and keep the party going strong with a helmet made for motorcyclists that wanna get a little snazzy with their safety gear. This disco ball helmet can be worn on a bike, or better, wear it on the dance floor to add a little disco Daft Punk to the mix.

$43 .99

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#19

Hanging Testicles Stress Balls

That's a nice set of balls you got there! When you need to relieve a little stress reach down below your desk, not your belt, and grab these stress balls. Also known as Stressticles, the squishy pink balls will remind you of another set of squishy pink knockers you've got tucked away somewhere else...

$18 .00

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#20

Not My Job Stamp

There are few things in the world as satisfying as designating an assignment or a task as not your job and passing the buck. This stamp can help you do just that with the added satisfaction of doing it in self-inking big, bright, bold red letters.

$9 .99

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#21

Danny Boy Liquor Dispenser

Oh Danny Boy, clearly more than the pipes were calling this guy. The hilarious liquor dispenser can hold up to 16oz of your beverage of choice and dispenses through, well, his "spout." The tap will leave you and the boys rolling, and looks best with amber-colored liquid in it.

$39 .99

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#22

Porta Potty Shot Glasses

Pour a little blue curacao into these shot glasses, or a brown liquor, and you'll be having the most laughs you've had over drinks in years. Thankfully the ceramic porta-potty shot glasses come without that awful porta-potty aroma.

$14 .29

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#23

WTF Notepad

Think of all the times in a single day you say WTF. Now thnk of how much time you could save if, instead of writing a follow-up to clarify why you've said WTF, you could just check a box to show your disdain or dismay. That's what you can do with this notepad. It's a hilarious time saver.

$6 .00

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#24

World’s Tiniest Violin

Oh, you wanted an oat milk latte and you have to settle for store-brand oatmilk instead of that farm-fresh kind you like. Time to break out the world's smallest violin. For all those First World Problems and whiny complaints, there's no harmony as sweet as this instrument.

$21 .49

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#25

Pimple Popping Toy

It's ok, you can tell us that there are few things in life you find as satisfying as popping a pimple, we won't judge you. That's why you'll love this rubbery toy, which is filled with gooey yellow "pus" that explodes from the holes when you pop the pimples.

$19 .99

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#26

Lime-a-saurus Drink Accessory

Make your next party bodacious and cretaceous with a set of chomping heads that turn any drink into a Lime-a-Saurus Rita. There are six heads in every pack, which are available in a variety of colors and suitable for beer bottles and glasses alike.

$14 .99

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#27

Instant Root Beer Float Bottle Insert

You loved root beer floats as a kid but they're such a hassle to make. What if you could have a float, sip it, and never have to dirty a pint glass or do any pouring? You can with the Float Buddy, a shatterproof insert that goes into the top of your root beer bottle.

$10 .99

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#28

Chicken Leg Socks

You can't help but do a little chicken dance when you've got these socks on. There's no such thing as a bad time to wear the socks, which go up to about knee height. Wear them with sandals and folks will be admiring your teeny tiny talons.

$8 .49

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#29

Bread Loaf Slippers

Take a loaf off by buttering up your feet and sliding them into these bread slippers. The soft, squishy slides are warmer than the inside of a freshly cooked baguette and pretty supportive, too.

$13 .99

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#30

Remote Control Poop Car

This might just be one of the sh*ttiest gifts you'll ever receive, but in this case, it's not a bad thing! The "pile" driver RC car spins and farts and races across the floor. Your dog will love it.

$24 .99

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#31

Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Make an impression on the ladies, and a debatable impression at that, with a fanny pack that looks like a hairy gut. It'll take you from rad bod to dad bod with nothing more than the click of a strap. The fanny pack is huge, too, you can stuff almost anything into it.

$13 .40

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#32

The Gigantic Wine Glass

You said you'd only have one glass of wine and technically you'll remain in the right even if you drink two bottles of the stuff with this gigantic wine glass. It's over 20" tall and while it CAN be used for drinking, if you want to avoid the hangover of a lifetime, you can also use it as a cooler.

$67 .99

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#33

You've Been Poisoned Funny Pint Glass

There's nothing like going bottoms up on a pint of beer and seeing a funny message at the bottom of the glass. Especially when that funny message is that you've been poisoned. Wait, what? That can't be right. It is right when it's this glass, and the look on your buddy's face when he sees it will be gold.

$9 .99

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#34

Moon Lamp

Bask in the glow of the moon even when the sun is high in the sky with this stunning yet soothing LED night light. The 4.7" orb sits on a base of bamboo that gives it a more natural look and is available in warm white/yellow or a rainbow option.

$19 .99

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#35

Desktop Strongman Game

See just how strong your thumb and forefinger are by picking up a hammer smaller than a dinner fork and slamming it down on the button of this desktop strongman game. It's just like the one at the carnival, but about 7" tall instead of 7 feet.

$9 .99

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#36

The Poop Knife

Slice up the sausage on your poo poo platter with a tiny plastic knife that makes quick work of anything brown and mushy. It was supposedly tested on the most ferocious bog crocodiles and stood up to the task of defeating them so it'll take care of any butt butter you manage to produce.

$14 .95

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#37

Grenade Shaped Ketchup and Mustard Dispenser

Drop some bombs at your next barbecue with a set of ketchup and mustard dispensers that will make your next burger or hot dog explode with flavor. All you need to do to "activate" the bombs is flip the top, then, get ready for the flavor blast.

$17 .95

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#38

Gooey Cinnamon Bun Pillow

Your dog is going to love this pillow because he's going to think that it's an actual cinnamon roll. It's larger than a bowling ball but it looks as ooey and gooey as the real thing. You'll have to steal the soft throw pillow back from him to take a nap.

$36 .99

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#39

Nice Cheeks Boxers

Every guy needs a good pair of novelty boxers to wear when he needs a little bit of extra luck. Not only are these boxers playful and comfortable, but they've also got a compliment printed on the rear. There's nothing not to like!

$9 .96

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#40

It's Corn Coloring Book

This coloring book has the juice! Enjoy a stress-relieving session of shading in a bunch of big lumps with knobs with the "It's Corn!" coloring book. The meme-based book is fun for kids and adults, just make sure you have a lot of yellow and green colored pencils.

$7 .99

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#41

Cat Taco Holder

O, cat taco holder, you palindromic powerhouse of a creation. This helpful feeling would be happy to assist you keep your hardshell or soft shell taco upright. Whether you've got to set it down to wave your hands around and make a point in your conversation or build your empty taco, the cat has your back.

$16 .99

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#42

Croc Nuts

Next time someone tells you to nut up just spin your little tootsies around and show them the balls on the back of your crocs. You've got the 3D-printed cajones to tackle any situation. There are over a dozen colors to choose from so you can get flashy with your look.

$9 .99

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#43

The Dog Ate My MadLibs Book

You'll play a game of fetching words trying to figure out the nouns, verbs, adjectives, and more to fill in this hilarious edition of Mad Libs. The Dog At My Mad Libs is ideal for families and anyone who loves dogs.

$4 .93

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#44

Bigfoot Paw Novelty Ice Scraper

Pull one over on your neighbor the night of a full moon by wearing this paw ice scraper. Sure, it's Bigfoot's foot, but your neighbor doesn't know that. The oversized, furry mitten is insanely warm and because the scraper is built into the hand, is a sturdy, quick, and easy way to remove ice.

$19 .99

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#45

Light Up Cinema Marquee

When all the world's a stage it's important to have a box to show what kind of vibes will be on display that day. This charming cinema marquee box comes with 100 letters for you to play with, and measures about 8"x6". It can cycle through several rich colors for even more enjoyment.

$18 .99

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#46

Golden Girls Sophia Planter

If Golden Girls was shot in the 21st center, Sophia may very well have sported this hairdo, old ladies have all kinds of crazy hairdos today. The tiny ceramic planter is about 3" tall and has a tiny succulent plant sticking out of the top. The plant is fake, just in case you're not a green thumb.

$15 .99

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#47

Face and Butt Towel

Even though your butt is squeaky clean when you get out of the shower, the last thing you wanna do is accidentally scrub your face dry with part of the towel that touched your butt hair. Use this towel to make sure there are never any mix-ups.

$19 .98

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#48

USS Enterprise Pizza Cutter

Set phasers to fun and ask Commander Riker to "make it so!" on the start of the pizza party. The saucer section of the Enterprise will slice through the saucer shape of a pizza in just a moment. You'll be ready to make first contact with tasty foods ASAP.

$29 .99

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#49

The Burrito Blanket

Every superhero needs a cape and look at you, the super burrito, you've found yours! Embrace the power of cheese, beans, and beef by pulling this oversized circular blanket over your body and snuggling up in its fleecy goodness.

$19 .99

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#50

The Useless Box

Precisely what does the useless box do? Nothing much, really, except release a harmful, non-toxic, slightly off-putting odor if you maneuver it in just the right way. Interestingly, it's earthquake resistant, and it can help relieve stress.

$15 .99

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#51

Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles

You have to own a dog to be able to blame your farts on it. Without a dog, you have to resort to covering them up and thankfully, this candle exists. The 16.5oz soy wax candle is hand-poured and available in a variety of appealing scents that'll totally distract the fam from your awful fart.

$28 .99

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#52

The Toilet Timer

Your wife knows that you're missing the big game to go to her niece's six-month birthday party, avoid pissing her off by taking the Toilet Timer along with you. It gives you a reasonable five minutes on the can to watch the game, she'll never suspect you're doing anything but taking a dump.

$16 .99

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#53

Fish Sandals

Take a stride on the fishy side with this pair of fish sandals on. Nothing says casual like a foam catfish that molds to your feet to provide excellent comfort. Plus, they float, so if you wear them on the dock and lose 'em in the river, you'll be able to fish 'em out in a flash!

$22 .99

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#54

T-Rex Surprise Mug

Say hello to a little friend! This rawr-some mug hides a happy surprise for the drinker. As soon as they've done a fair amount of sipping, a ceramic figurine reveals itself in the bottom of the mug. It holds 11oz of liquid and is a must-have in any mug collection.

$16 .99

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#55

Nessie the Ladle Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a legend...legendarily good chef that is. Nessie the Ladle Ness Monster is the reason your next steaming hot bowl of soup will be infused with a little love. The versatile spoon can be used to stir, too, and stands straight up in the pot.

$19 .95

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