Therapy is expensive. Save yourself time and money by learning how to get over life’s problems on your own by reading the Fuck Feelings book. Penned by an actual psychiatrist and his comedy writer daughter, it’ll help you tackle life’s most important issues.

Frighten and intrigue everyone around you with this creepy horse head mask. This realistic latex mask is perfect for costume parties, first dates, or even job interviews where you want to make a bold first impression to your potential boss and co-workers.

Make meal time a bit more whimsical for your little picky eaters using these dachshund corn holders. Each set comes with four dachshund styled corn holders equipped with durable stainless steel prongs that will provide a secure hold.

Get the privacy you need by taking the portable door lock everywhere you go. This handy device installs in seconds without any tools to provide a dependable lock whenever the need arises. It’s a great way to add a bit of extra security to the home and works even better for travel.

Keep tabs on your furry chaos agents with the Enabot Pet Home Security Camera. Talk, spy, and even play remotely – because your pets absolutely throw wild parties when you’re gone. Two-way audio, mobile control, and treat-launching mischief included.

In these uncertain times, you have to be prepared for anything life throws your way. Enter The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook. You’ll learn invaluable life-saving skills ranging from how to eat rodents to surviving alien attacks and fending off a hostile clan.

He shoots, and the 3D soccer ball lamp scores! – Unfortunately it’s crashed straight into the wall. The lamp’s intriguing design creates the illusion a soccer ball has been launched directly into the wall and looks great whether it is lit or not.

Have a bit of fun at the expense of your house guests by setting out this no tear prank toilet paper roll in your guest bathroom. Everyone who sits down to do their business will find it quite difficult and frustrating to tear a piece off of this untearable roll.

Put that knife down and peel your favorite citrus fruits with style and precision using the Alessi Apostrophe orange peeler. This boldly styled peeler is made from 18/10 stainless steel and features a bottom-heavy design that makes it easy and comfortable to handle.

Send a strong message to the police to stay out of your home with the “come back with a warrant” doormat. It let’s you exercise your rights as a ‘Murican by reminding anyone who walks up to the door, that unless they’ve got a warrant, entry into your home ain’t happenin’.

If you like to build, the Rotape tape compass belongs on your toolbelt. This practical pocket-sized tool allows you to measure out and make perfect circles up to 6-feet in diameter. It can also be used to make arcs, parallel and straight lines.

Make your pool day even better by bringing along a few slices in the form of this pizza slice inflatable pool float. This giant vinyl float measures 48 inches in diameter and comes covered in gooey pepperoni and cheese slices.