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69 Nice Penis Gifts That'll Make Dudes, Dudettes, And Especially Bachelorettes Laugh Their Butts Off

Updated: Oct 28 2022
69 Nice Penis Gifts That'll Make Dudes, Dudettes, And Especially Bachelorettes Laugh Their Butts Off
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Make like an anaconda and slither through this list of 69 nice penis gifts to find the most wonderful willy. Don't give your boyfriend the shaft on a funny gift this year, treat him to a gherkin of a gag gift that'll make him and the boys howl with laughter. Just a tip: dudes love dick jokes but your favorite bunch of bawdy bachelorettes would love one of these BDE-manifesting treasures for their bachelorette party games. We really went balls deep to give you variety in length and girth and find the best funny gifts for men with a raunchy sense of humor. Don't wait for a second, there are so many feisty phalluses just waiting for you to grab. 

Wind Up Willie

This is one wind-up toy you won't wanna have out around the kids. Give Wind-Up Willie a few twists of his old crank and your boy will start choking the chicken like it's what he was born to do.
$9 .99

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Hanging Testicles Stress Balls

When you're feeling a little stress-ticled, just grab these testicles! The pair of knockers jiggle and bounce when you give 'em a grab and will have you laughing, and maybe feeling a little horny, when you reach for them under your desk.
$18 .00

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Cooking with Semen Joke Notebook

Featuring such delicious recipes as "Choked Chicken" and "Beef Stroke-one-Off", the cooking with semen cookbook is ideal for any gent who's intrigued by that sperm-to-table lifestyle that's so hot right now. JUST KIDDING! But you can traumatize your buddy with this joke notebook by making him think it's legit.
$6 .99

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How To Take Better Dick Pics

If you're gonna send a pic of your willy to your woman, you better make sure the production value would make a professional cinematographer shake in his boots. With this book, your member will look like a club VIP, lit AF, standing tall, and bigger and bolder than ever.
$5 .99

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Penis Egg Mold

No yolks about it, this egg mold is the reason you'll be able to make the most NSFW breakfast sandwich you've ever eaten. It's with a subtle mold like this that you can drop hints to your partner you wanna do more with your morning wood after breakfast.
$8 .99

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How To Live With A Huge Penis

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.
$12 .08

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The Dick Towel

Show off your stuff to everyone at the backyard pool party with the Dick Towel. You'll have your choice of styles between booty, micropenis, or massive schlong. The soft towel is absorbent and is great for hanging out post-shower, too.
$39 .99

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Cocktastic Coloring Book

Just when you thought coloring couldn't get any more stress-relieving, this book of Cocktastic Colourful Cocks came along. Grab your colored pencils and turn these peens into works of art. Are they worthy to be tacked on the fridge? You better bet they are.
$7 .47

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Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book

You'll be able to put your finger on the reason this book is so laugh-out-loud funny when you start reading it. Styled like a board book, the Little Penis is a tale of growers and showers their journeys through life.
$7 .99

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Penis Pokey Board Book

Gents, let's just get this out of the way, your weenie will fit into the hole in the center of this book, even when it's standing tall. Laugh your way through the board book, which could be used for foreplay for a couple that's got a wacky sense of humor.
$11 .60

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The Animal Penis Book: A Comic

You know what's even better than dick jokes? Dick facts, and this book is full of them. Did you know female lice have dicks? Or that barnacles have the largest penis size to body size ratio? Learn all that and more in this mind-blowing book of animal penis facts - with pictures!
$15 .99

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The Peter Putter

The Peter Putter gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "shooting your shot." The aluminum putter has a rubber grip and weighs only 2 pounds, so it might actually be one you wanna put in your bag for your next trip to the links.
$89 .99

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Your Penis: Everything You Need to Know About Your Friend!

You thought you knew everything about your mini-me but Your Penis will prove you wrong in the most delightful way. Yes, there's an anatomy lesson, but there's a wealth of information about penis misconceptions, hidden talents, inner workings, and more. And of course a ruler on the spine to measure your size.
$21 .25

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