35 Giga Gifts For Chads Guaranteed To Activate Beast Mode

Updated: Sep 12 2022

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Do you even lift, bro? Cuz you're gonna need rock solid muscles to pick up and carry all these awesome gifts for Chads. These gifts are great for the guy that's better than your average bro. Is he more Giga Chad with an affinity for all things body-building and an insatiable taste for Muscle Milk? Or is he more of an East Coast Chad who wears khaki shorts unironically and always with a pair of boat shoes or an old lacrosse shirt? Doesn't matter, all Chads are welcome here and you'll find gift ideas for both. Got a funny guy in your life that likes to poke fun at Chad? Real talk, it's fun to poke a little fun at the poor gym-going ladies' man, so treat your funny friend to a little something that'll make him feel more Chad-like. Your funny boyfriend won't be able to stop laughing at something like a Jaegermeister nightlight or a sweat-activated gym shirt. Or if your boyfriend is a Chad, he'll love things like bro rompers and bruh decor to help him lean into the bro life. And don't forget about Chad's hot mom Karen or his stupid stepbrother Kyle, there are loads of gifts for them, too!

Playstation 5 Console

When he's not lifting or getting laid he's slaying on the battlefield with the boys on the PS5. Chad is all about that gaming life, but only if he's got the most cutting-edge equipment. He'll have access to hundreds of games, enjoy cloud storage, be able to watch DVDs and Blu-Rays and so much more with the console.

$499 .99

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The Swoly Bible

Being a bro is as much an art as it is a science and The Swoly Bible is Chad's guide to being the best bro he can be. It answers Chad's biggest life questions like how he can get his GF to start lifting, whether or not he can skip leg day, and WTF really is in his protein shake.

$18 .00

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The D*ck Pic Stick

Chad knows that life is indeed a d*ck measuring contest and with this low-tech device he'll be living the high life and flexing on anyone that dares challenge the prowess in his pants. The stick has markings as if it's a real ruler but it only measures 8" in length, giving him more bang for his buck.

$19 .95

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The Bro Romper

Chad, my dude, it's time to elevate your style. Ditch the cargo shorts for something a lot more fashionable and comfortable (seriously, your girl is on to something). The uber-lightweight Bro Romper allows you to express your personality through patterns and has a deep inseam so you can comfortably go commando.

$95 .00

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The Old Money Book: How To Live Better While Spending Less

The older the money, the stronger the Chad. Keep him in peak form with The Old Money book, which may be the only reason he doesn't spend his entire trust fun on fast cars, loose women, gym memberships, and truck loads of protein powder.

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How To Take Better D*ck Pics

Sending appealing d*ck pics is important to Chad, it's how he lands chicks (or at least how he thinks he does). This book will teach him how to find the best angle, how to get proper consent, and how to hide pubes that might underscore the size of his sausage.

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Captain America Blender Bottle

Get your gains, Captain Bromerica, how else are you going to be some random chick's knight in shining armor? He'll feel like part of the Avengers when he's chugging the 26oz of muscle-building mix in this bottle. That could also be the Monster he shotgunned before the workout...

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Power Press Push Up Trainer

When you need to move, call Chad because after working out with this push-up trainer, he's gonna wanna show off his ripped arms. The Power Press does more than work his upper body, it works his core and lower body, too, thanks to strategically placed and movable grips placed in a coherent color-coded arrangement.

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Fake Barbell Weights

When Chad posts his swole pics to the gram no one can fact-check the weights on his barbell. The honeys will be impressed and his bros will be too when they see him posing with this barbell, which holds over 360lbs...PSYCH. The weights are styrofoam, even toddler Chad could deadlift this.

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#10

Room Full of Winners Kanye Tweet Flag

There are winners and then there are Chads. He's the dude that would get a platinum medal at the Olympics if that was a thing. Kanye had it right with the Tweet on this flag, and Chad will repeat it to himself every morning before he leaves the house.

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#11

Six Pack Abs Stimulator

Skipping abs day? How? Treat Chad to the magic that is the six-pack abs stimulator. Using the strap-on workout device for 15 minutes two times a day will give him visibly sexy abs in just a couple of months. He can wear it under a button-down at the office, or while watching sports, it's super versatile.

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#12

Sweat Activated Workout Shirt

How does Chad know when it's time to leave the gym? He's kind of a meathead so telling time or counting reps is a little above him. Thankfully, with this shirt on, his sweat will tell him when it's time to peace. As it gets moist, a secret message reveals itself and tells him it's time for a protein shake.

$26 .87

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#13

Slightly Too-Short Swim Trunks

He's had a lifelong affinity for shorts that are questionably short and his swim trunks are the worst offenders. Might as well make them cute. People checking out the adorable pattern on these 4" inseam swimmies might get more of an eyeful than they bargained for, but his arms aren't the only part of Chad that's swole.

$36 .99

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#14

Yoga For The Inflexible Male

Also known as Broga, it's important for Chad to stay loose for the unexpected (and often) occasions that a lady wants to jump his bones. With Yoga for the Inflexible Male, he'll have dozens of poses at his disposal to keep his muscles raring to go for sports, sex, and everything in between.

$16 .00

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#15

Caddyswag Golf Bag Cooler Attachment

He's not hitting the links for a hole-in-one, who do you think he is, Tiger Woods? He's headed out on the green to drink with his bros and hit on the beer cart girl. She won't have to come by too often, though, when he's got this golf bag cooler hitched to his gear.

$24 .99

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#16

A Bulk Quantity Of Muscle Milk

Making a meal would mean he'd have to take time away from his workout, drinking a meal equals extra minutes in the gym. Muscle Milk is a lifesaver for Chads and the secret to his swoleness with 25G of protein in every bottle. There are tons of flavors, too, including childhood faves like cookies and cream.

$27 .99

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#17

At-Home STD Test

Chad f*cked around and now it's time to spin the ol' STD roulette wheel and find out what's got his willy looking a tad unsightly. This at-home test spares him a trip to the urgent care where he might have some 'splainin' to do.

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#18

Bose Open-Ear Audio & AR Sunglasses

Drowning out his GF's whining about not being able to get the rose she wants at Martha's Vineyard is easy when Chad has these specs on. The polarized sunglasses use bone conduction technology to broadcast tunes to his ears that only he can hear while allowing in limited sounds from his surroundings.

$199 .00

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#19

Skin Care Set for Men

Chicks dig guys with skin as smooth as theirs and Chad can show all the honeys just how enlightened he is with a skincare set made just for him. It does more than stop acne in its tracks, with moisturizing, cleansing, and exfoliating creams and salves, it'll keep him looking fresh and hot AF.

$38 .25

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#20

Facial Hair Clippings Catcher Bib

He's a guy who spends a lot of time in the bathroom, so he likes to keep it looking impeccable. With this bib, he'll never have to sweep up his bear hairs again, the lightweight hammock catches every one of them for easy clean up.

$12 .99

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#21

Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0

When you're a guy that's got at least 15 contacts named something like "Bumble Jessica" and "Hinge Rebecca," you're the kind of guy that likes to keep things coifed. With this "lawn mower" no woman will ever give him 4/5 stars because they got a pube stuck in their teeth.

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#22

Beast Mode T-Shirt

Chad knows two modes: Beast mode and Feast mode. This tank top is well suited for the former, with an athletic fit that shows off his best assets and dark color to make it look like he hasn't sweated through it after 5 minutes on the treadmill.

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#23

Bro Mask Hydrogel Face Mask

Contrary to popular belief, Chad's arms are not his best asset, his face is. The Bro Mask's hydrogel formula will make his skin so smooth and picturesque that he won't turn heads, he'll snap necks. With Vitamin C, Vitamin E, collagen, and other hydrating compounds, it'll make him look years younger.

$28 .00

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#24

LaCroix Variety Pack

Why drink only one flavor of La Croix when you could have your La Choice of many? This variety pack contains fourteen 12oz cans of their most popular flavors. When he's finished with the pack Chad will know which one is his forever drink.

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#25

Monster Energy Drink 24-Pack

For 4am workouts or 4am meetings to close mediocre deals the day before EOQ, Chad will be glad to have monster energy by his side. The caffeinated green sludge is also great as a peace offering or bribe when dealing with this dumb stepbrother Kyle.

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#26

Do You Even Lift Bro Socks

Do you even lift bro? Chad lifts...lifts his feet to the Ottoman while he's wearing these socks. If he's on the couch post-workout or kicking back at the office to celebrate a mediocre deal and you see the bottoms of these socks, just get him a beer already.

$11 .99

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#27

Bowflex Adjustable Dumbbells

Not being able to make it to the gym is a poor excuse for skipping your workout when you've got the gym at home. Chads everywhere can keep up their gains from the comfort of the basement with this set of dumbbells that adjusts from 5lbs to 52lbs.

$399 .00

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#28

A Pair of Cargo Shorts

Chad is the only guy on the planet who can wear khaki cargo shorts unironically and not have his fashion sense question. Well, Chad and zookeepers. This pair has loads of pockets, which come in clutch for carrying spare lacrosse balls and selfie ring lights.

$48 .00

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#29

Spikeball Game Set

He's left his lacrosse days behind but he still wants to bond with the boys over a rousing game of something competitive. Enter Spikeball which gives him a chance to show off his athletic prowess and sick abs to the guys and gals he plays with.

$99 .00

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#30

Arkam Premium Beard Straightener

Taming his facial coiffure is key to ensuring it stays in check and never makes him look like a Kyle. The Arkam beard straightener uses his choice of three heat levels to straighten his hairs without damaging them. Ceramic plates ensure even heat distribution and help to prevent burns.

$20 .99

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#31

Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce Cologne

The headache-inducing aroma is a favorite of Chad's everywhere and when he can't go to an Abercrombie store and marinate in the scent, take-home will do. This 6.7 ounce bottle will last Chad a good two weeks at least, depending on how many hundreds of spritzes he lays on his clothes every morning.

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#32

Ultra Ribbed Condom Super Pack

Poor Chad, he can turn ladies on with his abs and arms but he can't get them off with any part of his body. With these ultra-ribbed Trojans he'll have a better chance (maybe?) or at lease they'll make him think he does.

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#33

Selfie Ring Light

If you didn't document your workout on Insta and flex for the honeys, did it even happen? Obvs no. You can be the reason Chad can brag to anyone who will scroll through his feed that he hit the gym with this selfie light. It'll make his face look great with several light modes and make his muscles look amazing.

$22 .99

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#34

Original Sperry Boat Shoe

Just like not wearing white after Labor Day, you can't wear shoes on the boat. Unless those shoes are Sperrys. The shoes have been trusted for decades in nautical and casual life and come in a variety of styles and colors to suit any Chad's aesthetic.

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#35

Old Spice Hair Pomade

Impressing the ladies (or covering up that burgeoning bald spot that he's in denial about) is of utmost importance to Chad. With Old Spice's pomade in his delicate tresses, he'll look great, smell great, and rest easy knowing his locks will stay in place.

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#36

Ugg Ascot Slipper House Shoe

When he had a little too much Jaeger at his buddy's bachelor party and is feeling a little "ugh," these Uggs will come to the rescue. They've got the warmth and comfort to keep his tootsies toasty on a cold New England morning and enough sophistication to keep him from looking like a tool when he's hungover.

$120 .00

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#37

Ronnie Coleman: The King

Eight-time Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman has a thing or two to teach Chad about getting swole. This DVD reflects on the bodybuilder's legendary career and his life in general and what made him great. From his commitment to family to his strong personal convictions, the DVD is a unique glimpse into Coleman's incredible legacy.

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#38

The Beer Shotgun Puncher

You can shotgun a beer with this puncher, but could you shotgun a protein shake? You can bet that Chad will try to find out. The plastic puncher will help him make quick work of any Busch Light and is easy to remove after drinking.

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#39

Leather Beach Sandals

You'd think that this leather thong sandal was part of the Chad uniform for how often he wears it. Rain, snow, or shine, you'll see him shuffling along the quad wearing the tan leather and foam flip-flops. He needs a lot of pairs, add to his collection and he'll be forever grateful.

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#40

Disc Golf Starter Set

More sophisticated Chads need a more sophisticated gaming experience to enjoy with the boys. On a Saturday they'll tear up the disc golf course with this starter kit, which contains three discs, a towel, and other equipment they'll need to show off their frisbee skills.

$54 .99

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#41

Plaid PopSocket

Being a Chad is about more than overt displays of your Chadliness, sometimes you gotta keep it smart and subtle. Fellow khaki-wearing, chambray-shirt-clad Chads will nod with respect when they see this PopSocket attached to his phone.

$14 .99

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#42

Theragun Muscle Treatment Massage Gun

All those gains come at a cost, and rather than lose a day at the gym, Chad will reach for the Theragun to heal all his muscle ails. The handheld device is easy for him to maneuver, has multiple percussive settings, and comes with several interchangeable heads to massage deep knots.

$217 .77

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#43

Lift Bodybuilding Gym Tank

He's not known for his smarts, so when he hits the gym it might help to have a subtle reminder on his shirt of what he intended to do while he's there. This bodybuilding tank is breathable and perhaps most importantly, allows him to show off his impressive arm muscles.

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#44

Rugged & Dapper Lip Balm

Don't be a chapped Chad, be a rad Chad with buttery soft lips that rival your girl's for being kissably smooth. Rugged & Dapper makes a balm packed with moisturizer and manly flavor that'll leave your skin as smooth as silk.

$24 .95

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