28 Wildly Inappropriate Gifts For Anyone With An Atypical Sense Of Humor

Updated: Dec 31 2023
28 Wildly Inappropriate Gifts For Anyone With An Atypical Sense Of Humor
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They'd make your mama blush and your dad write you outta the will, they're the most hilariously inappropriate gifts that you'll ever see. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cringe, and you'll scream when you treat yourself or your friends to the weird gifts and gag gifts here. While they're not entirely X-rated, you might wanna cover small eyes and ears when you take these out of the wrapping paper, there are middle fingers, male and female "body parts", and swear words galore. But for the 21+ crowd, the home decor, accessories, t-shirts, toys, food, and suggestively shaped goodies will be a slam dunk. Throw out your sensibilities, embrace your raunchy side, and have some down-and-dirty fun with these inappropriate gifts. 

HR Approved Ways to Tell Your Employees They're Stupid

Finally, the book that you've been waiting for. Middle managers, upper management, even HR professionals can benefit from this book, which will walk them through how to say terrible things in a non-terrible way. It's a script to backhanded compliments, passive-aggressive statements, and offending quips that are all kinds of hilarious.
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Sex Positions Coloring Book

Get some inspiration for your next sexy session with a coloring book that's extremely adult. Grab your colored pencils and add some colorful hues to the designs of people having all sorts of fun with each other with no clothes on. Give them tattoos, weird birthmarks, and more!
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For Rectal Use Only Stickers

There are 200 bright blue stickers proudly proclaiming "for rectal use only" on this roll. That means you can and should go absolutely hog wild on putting them on anything and everything. Pineapples, your friend's forehead, a dog leash, an egg. Live your hilarious truth, BB.
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Heat Sensitive Barry Wood Mug

Make your bestie's morning by treating them to a little something special courtesy of Barry Wood. You've got a gift for them and he's got a gift for them too the moment they pour something hot into the heat-reactive mug. Is that a gun in his pocket or are they just happen to see him?
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Circle of Jerks - The Party Game for Inappropriate Adults

You and your friends will be patting each other on the back, or maybe something a little raunchier, playing a game of Circle of Jerks. The hella inappropriate party game challenges you to shout obscenities as you match symbols and terms. Play it at a funeral or at the office to make it extra inappropriate.
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Pop-Up Book Of Sex

Maybe you've got questions about the physics of the stuff that's in the Kama Sutra. The Pop-Up Book of Sex is here to help you answer your questions. There are 12 pages in the book and when you open it up, the couple will spring to life and teach you everything you need to know.
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Nobody Likes A Cockblock Book

With 32 pages of prose that will make Mom and Dad cry with laughter, this parody bedtime book will quickly become their favorite. The book is filled with equally charming illustrations about moms and dads of the animal world just trying to get it on - and failing thanks to babies of the animal world.
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Hanging Testicles Stress Balls

When they said grab life by the balls, do you think this is what they meant? Don't let life get you down, when things are stressed to the max, grab these balls, give 'em a good hard squeeze and feel that stress melt into the family jewels.
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Clone A Willy Kit

Your man should recognize the honor is using this Clone-A-Willy kit on his member. If you didn't like the heat that he was packing, there would be no reason for you to replicate it in real medical-grade silicone. It makes a d*ck casting the real size and shape of his dong and adheres it to a vibrator for your pleasure.
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Nude Gnomes

Greet comers and goers to your garden with a pair of gnomes who seem to have missed the fact that your home is not a nude beach. The hilarious pair are buck-ass nude with every single part hanging out that can possibly hang. They're handpainted to be vibrant and stand at about 5" tall.
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The Seven Laws Prank Notebook

One way to make sure that no one ever reads your diary is by writing your deepest darkest thoughts in this book. No one is going to be daring enough to crack the cover, so the secrets you have hidden on the 109 lined 6"x9" pages are totally safe.
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The STD Coloring Book

Get to know the various venereal diseases that could afflict your nethers if you don't wrap it before you tap it with The STD Coloring Book. The very adult coloring book is filled with designs that you'll love shading in with the red, oozy green, pus yellow, and fleshy colored pencils.
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How To Live With A Huge Penis

Have you heard of OMG? The condition known as Oversized Male Genitalia is a horrible one. Men are accosted by all kinds of sexy women who just want to make him happy. They are envied by guys with LOL (Little Ol' Lengths). But there is help, there is this book that will teach them to live like average dudes do.
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Cooking with Semen Joke Notebook

If you thought the god awful recipes your granny made by encasing meat in Jello were bad, wooooweeee you haven't seen anything yet. If you can make it past the cover of this notebook without gagging, you can get to the good stuff inside. That is to say, blank pages where you can record your secrets, no one will peek.
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The Talking F*ck It Button

When you're so mad that you can't speak, let this button do all the talking. It uses the English language's most versatile word to express the feelings you've got bubbling up inside of you. Plus, it's got 10 phrases built in so it can cover all kinds of emotions.
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Shittens Disposable Wipes

There will be times that you really gotta dig into your butthole to get that last dingleberry out. It's a lot more dignified when you can reach in there with Shittens. The disposable mittens offer a layer of protection between your fingers and your rectum while still allowing the freedom to dig for gold.
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Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

The hair around your man's Mini Me will be looking better than the hair on his head when he's got this grooming kit to use. He'll be spending a lot more time in the bathroom with the sprucing mirror, the fluffing brush, the styling shears, and of course, the evening wear he'll put on his member grooming.
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Cooking with Lamb Inappropriate Apron

Get baaaa-d the next time you cook up a veal shank by donning a naughty apron that would make your mother faint. Don't wear this one around the kids, but do wear it if you intend to cook in the nude, it makes the picture on the front all the funnier.
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Lick It Before You Stick It Panties

Gents, if you wanna make that kitty purr you better lick it before you stick it. Heed the words on these panties and your girl's going to have her claws out but in the BDSM sexy kinda way.
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Weener Kleener Soap

Your man's johnson is going to be the cleanest part of him after you treat him to this Weener Kleener soap. He might also spend a lot more time in the shower. The stupidly funny soap ring won't last very long, but the good mood he's in after every shower certainly will!
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Colonel Corny Wine Bottle Stopper

You're not corn-blocking fun when you stop up a bottle of wine with Colonel Corny, you're making sure that the party can keep on going the next day! The very suggestive wine bottle stopper could make a redneck laugh the hill right out of their billy!
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The BJ Bib

There can be some spillage in the aftermath of a BJ and, well, it's kind of a b*tch to clean up off the bed and the floor and your t*tties. With the BJ Bib, you'll have a shield against all of that stuff getting all over. Stir up some sh*t and wear it to the local crab shack!
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