33 Absurdly Funny Toys That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off

Updated: Jul 05 2023
33 Absurdly Funny Toys That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off
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Just when you thought toys couldn't get any more awesome, here comes a list of funny toys that'll leave you in stitches. From a chuckle to a LOL to a full-on belly laugh, if laughter really is the best medicine, these action figures, stuffed animals, puppets, collectible figurines and more will be the reason you live forever. Whether you're looking for a prank or a gag gift or just a funny gift for your friends, you can't go wrong with any of these options. They're great for grown-ups, kids at  heart, and actual kids, who will be fountains of endless giggles when they play with things like a bubble-blowing fart machine. You could use a smile and some levity in your life and these funny toys will help!

Black Head Plucking Toy

Enjoy the unique and kinda weird satisfaction that comes from popping a blackhead with a toy that mimics it. When you're all out of blackheads to pop because you took good care of your skin, use tweezers to tug on the toy and get that rush.
$19 .98

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Farting Bubble Machine

This guy just learned a lesson the hard way, you should never trust a fart. It might come out as a bubble! The giggles streaming from kids' mouths will be as endless as the bubbles streaming from this ridiculous bubble machine. The blower can make up to 500 bubbles a minute and is compatible with most bubble mix.
$12 .69

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Random Mashup Animal Plush Toys

Kids with wild imaginations will be awestruck by these random mashup stuffed animals. Adults will be, too, since every one of the weirdly cute soft plush toys looks like what could best be described as “nature’s mistake.” But how can you resist those sharky-zebra eyes?
$34 .95

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Bending Cat Paw Toy

Sure, you could use this toy to unnerve your friend by caressing his cheek gently with its little toe beans or you could go one step further and freak the f*ck out of your cat. Pull the trigger to fire up its purr-fect motion and feel the fuzz. Oh! And it makes funny cat sounds!
$12 .99

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Fat Stacks of Fake Money

Pranking your friends with fake money will never not be funny. What should you do with fat stacks of them? Leave a duffel bag of them at your pal's place when you visit. Make it rain on them. Give them to the friend who you owe a lot of money. He'll find that REALLY funny.
$9 .99

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Rick And Morty Dancing Pickle Rick

Rock out with PIckle Rick to the theme of Rick and Morty and take the party into a portal that'll take you to another dimension of awesomeness. This 10" dancing Pickle Rick can also sync with your phone's Bluetooth to play the song of your choice.
$17 .99

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Cheeky Screaming Goat

Clap some cheeks and reap what you sow in bleats with a goat toy that screams like a banshee when you squeeze his face. The obnoxious toy was made for serious occasions like a thesis dissertation when the group in the room could use some levity.
$19 .97

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Oversized Ride On Dragon

Have you ever wondered why adults can’t have ride-on toys? Well, they can now! This oversized blue beast is made for big kids at heart that want to gallop around the yard atop a loyal steed. He won’t breathe fire but he will warm your heart.
$26 .99

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Tiny Hands

It's a cold hard fact: tiny hands really just make everything funnier. Use them to make a sandwich, talk expressively, cover your nose during a sneeze - the options are are endless and the laughs will be too!
$9 .99

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Blackhead Popping Ear Toy

You'll hear a lot of groaning as you're gleefully pulling the little black pieces of yuck out of this gelatinous ear. When regular pimples just won't do it and you want to be pickier about what you're picking out of a pretend ear, look to this toy to relieve your stress.
$15 .99

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Voice Changer Megaphone

This megaphone has to be one of the most mega ever, just look at that big mouth! Get gregarious with the toy, which is equipped with a voice changer that helps you get playful with your words and inflection to hilarious result.
$24 .96

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The Rubik’s Cube For Idiots

Throw away that Rubik’s cube you’ve been trying to solve since you got it in the 90s, your solution has arrived. The Rubik’s cube for idiots has four sides like the one that broke your brain but only spins in one direction. You can be a few crayons short of a box and still figure it out.
$33 .99

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The Useless Box

The Useless Box is a toy that truly lives up to its name. It's functional, but useless. Flick the switch, and the box will unflick the switch. It's like a mechanical fidget toy, only more useless!
$15 .99

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Otamatone Japanese Instrument Toy

The world is not ready for the one-man show you'll be able to put on when you get your hands on the Otamatone. The colorful synthesizer has a smile on its face and makes a noise that can best be described as "interesting." Slide your finger up and down the shaft of the note-shaped ornament and hear it sing.
$43 .99

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Wacky Inflatable Mr. Meeseeks

Wacky inflatable Mr. Meeseeks won’t help you find a car wash but he will help you find what you desire most in life, or maybe a portal to another dimension. The toy dances back and forth, eliciting endless and hypnotic amusement from anyone watching.
$10 .99

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Pimple Popping Toy

Are you obsessed with popping pimples but graced with a complexion so perfect Keanu Reaves would be jealous? The pimple popper toy will give you all the spurting, gushing grossness you crave without acne scars. Refill its pus anytime to keep playing.
$19 .99

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Set

Bring a little levity to the life of a friend who's a single gal with the Crazy Cat Lady action figure set. She won't be at all offended by your suggestion that she's a robe-wearing, frazzled, undereye bag-laden, cat fur-covered spinster. And she definitely won't command her cats to attack you.
$15 .62

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Dancing Cactus

When you're feeling a little prickly, dance it off with an equally prickly but always happy dancing cactus. He's programmed with over a hundred songs that you can dance to (and your kids, too, they'll love it) and stands at over a foot high.
$16 .99

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Shocktato Electrifying Potato Game

You’ve heard of hot potato, now prepare yourself for a very shocking twist. No, literally, the twist in the Shocktato game is that if you don’t pass it fast enough you’ll get lit up with enough voltage to leave your fingers buzzing. Don’t worry, though, it’s totally safe.
$34 .99

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Lego Coffee Mug

Be an adult, they said, it'll be fun, they said. They were wrong, it's a trap, but you can be a kid again with the Lego Coffee Mug. It's compatible with all kinds of bricks so you can put wheels on it and send it sailing across a table.
$15 .99

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Kool Aid Man Figurine

OH YEAH! Break out the drywall patching kit cuz you’re about to get a very unexpected gift. Do your best impression of the icon this vinyl figurine is made in anytime your friend heartily agrees with something you say.
$34 .99

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Lobster Claw Gloves

When you wake up on the wrong side of the bed and are feeling a little crabby, throw some hands with these gloves on. Technically, they’re lobster claws, but no one’s going to try to correct you in case you get a little snappy.
$13 .99

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Possum in a Peanut Pullback Car

Possum in a peanut pull-back car, say that five times fast! When you're feeling scummy this trash dweller is ready to zip and zoom into the room to make you smile. He's 5.5" long so he makes quite the presi-rodential impression.
$11 .76

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Plush Banana Man Toy

Looking for a way to ensure you'll never have to watch your friends' kids overnight? Easy, invest in the plush banana man toy. It's as offputting as they come, with a blanket stare, half-peeled appearance, and inexplicable desire to be in the fetal position.
$15 .99

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Stretch Armstrong Figurine

One of the originals in odd figurines, the Stretch Armstrong toy isn't back in action, he never left the action. Stretch his arms, stretch his legs, test your strength and see if you can stretch his torso. He won't complain or ask for a chiropractor.
$20 .95

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Inflatable Cow

Take your lawn decor from bland to bovine with an inflatable cow that’s nose high to a pig’s eye. What he lacks in height (he’s only a couple feet tall) he makes up for in sheer moo-raculous magnificence.
$22 .25

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The Yodeling Pickle

Remember that kid who yodeled in the store and got famous? It’s your turn! Practice your vocal inflection while trying to harmonize with this yodeling pickle. The sound it makes is akin to nails on a chalkboard but in the best possible way.
$9 .45

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Giant RC Cockroach

Scare the sh*t out of your friends and family with a roach coach that you’re the boss of. This bad boy comes with a remote so you can make him follow your least favorite family member or most annoying friend.
$22 .98

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Sunny the Happy Blobfish

Sunny the Happy Blobfish will turn your frown upside down! The squishy pal is about 8" in size and while the corners of his mouth are turned down and he's looking rather blue, what's important is that on the inside he's f*cking stoked.
$9 .99

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Jumbo Playing Cards

Make your next game of Go Fish or Texas Hold 'Em bigger, bolder, and badder than ever with a deck of cards that can hide your entire poker face. Each of the 52 in this deck measure 8.5"x11". They're coated like regular cards are, too, so they're good and sturdy.
$17 .99

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Weird-o's Skateboarding Monsters

You’ve probably never seen the Weird-Ohs compete in the X-Games…until now! With this fun action figure set, you can send the strange sprite scurrying across the skate park or your own creation. It’s a wacky and tacky-colored good time!
$9 .95

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Classic Spider Surprise Box

Your grandpa was probably using the spider surprise box to prank his pals back in the days of yore. But he didn’t have TikTok to share their reactions with the world. Luckily, you do, and with this faux insect prank, you might go viral!
$9 .99

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Wild Bigfoot Popper Toy

Bigfoot has been wandering around the woods for how many decades now? He's dying to get your attention so he's transformed himself into a popper toy so he can send a few attention-getting spheres your way. The balls are soft foam and fly up to 20 feet!
$14 .95

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Sinking Titanic Building Set

There are two types of people in the world: those who remember the Titanic leaving the harbor and those who remember it splitting in two before plunging into the sea. For those that remember the more macabre of the two, this sinking ship in a bottle building set makes a perfect choice.
$44 .19

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Classic Drinky Drinky Bird

Throw your toy time back to an OG with the classic drinky drinky bird. Give his feathered rear a little tap and he'll happily bob up and down, showing off the magic of condensation and weight balance to all bearing witness to his bobbing.
$9 .89

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Squirting Surprise Toilet Gag Toy

The feeling of water tickling the inside of your butthole post poop, aka the Devil’s Kiss, is one of the least pleasant there ever was. Give people flashbacks to the porcelain throne with this gag device, which sprays them with a bit of water when they lift the lid.
$12 .99

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Lego Mask and Hands Costume

Kids that are afraid of Santa and the Easter Bunny need a character they can root for. How could they not think that everything is awesome about this Lego Mask and Hands costume? The officially licensed set has an elastic strap to keep the head on and a screen over the eyes for visibility.
$25 .90

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Talking Hamster

No, you’re not high, this hamster really is talking to you. The slightly terrifying and fully hilarious stuffed rodent records and repeats what you say. You can change up his message at any time, and use it to deliver foreboding or tough messages with an air of lightheartedness.
$29 .99

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Fart Button

Oopsie poopsie! Someone destroyed the atmosphere with a butt blaster that would put a Taco Bell fart to shame! Or at least you can make them think they did with the Fart Button. One tiny touch is all it takes to release the sounds.
$14 .79

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The Beatles Russian Nesting Dolls

Debate endlessly over which Beatle was assigned which nesting doll size and what their importance was to the band and decorate with this charming set. Sgt Pepper and his crew will add a bit of psychedelic whimsy to your abode.
$34 .95

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Plague Doctor Stuffed Toy

It might be a little unnerving for some to see you sleeping with this plaque doctor toy tucked under your arm but he’s only there to keep you safe. The plush certainly makes an excellent conversation starter, and once you’re keen to its fascinating history, you’ll wanna tell everyone about it.
$27 .99

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Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Good news, friends, you no longer need to own a car wash to enjoy the dancing delight that is the wacky inflatable tube guy. This one's barely taller than a foot but he's got so many good times in his short stature that you won't mind.
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Enormous Rubber Chicken

Your mom's been asking for grandkids for years but when she meets your new baby aka her grand chicken aka this oversized rubber chicken, she might just be satisfied. It's about the size of an actual child and screams a lot. The only thing it doesn't do is poop, but that's ok, it'll make you laugh 'til you crap yourself.
$59 .95

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Decompressing Squirrel in a Stump

Say goodbye to six more weeks of stress by giving this tree stump a squeeze. When you do, a little groundhog (or is that a squirrel?) will pop out to come to say hello. Choose from a variety of silly colors to add even more fun.
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Punching Arm

Be careful giving this to a kid, they might argue since it’s not their hand doing the sibling punching that they can’t get in trouble for it. Your little lawyer-to-be, or anyone really, will be LOLing all over with the toy, which has a couple of feet of reach.
$21 .99

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Racing Possums

When you're racing possums it's really a race to the bottom. You and your pals will have a trashy good time sending these rodents skittering across the floor of the double-wide. There are three, each a slightly different color, and you pull 'em back to make 'em go.
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Switchblade Comb

Can you even call yourself a juvenile delinquent instead of a keen team on the beam if you're not armed with a switchblade comb at all times? God forbid your pompadour start to lose its circumstance! Don't let your slick 'do wane, arm yourself with weapons of fashion creation today.
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Snake in a Can Prank Toy

The snake in a can toy is a gag as old as time itself it seems and yet, people fall for it every time. The yuks and yaks will be endless when an unsuspecting pal pulls the lid off this skinny barrel of fun.
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A Stuffed Pigeon

Also known as Sky Rats, this city dweller is looking for a new coup, will it be your home? The soft toy is about the size of a real pigeon and has a plush fabric body in lieu of feathers. They’re icons of ambition, and you’ll want to follow on their example of getting that bread.
$24 .99

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Chewing Gum Shock Prank

Is this a prank gift or a great way to train your friend who skips the AM brushing to dust the dank stuff off his pearly whites? He'll be so afraid that he'll get shocked after you get him good a few times with this toy that he'll start doing something about his halitosis.
$6 .99

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Fry Guy Funko Pops

If you're old enough to remember the Fry Guys then you're old enough to know how to take care of these prized collectibles. The pair of Gobblins stand at a couple of inches tall and will make you crave some salty, crunchy goodness.
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Karen Hand Puppet

She's got a phone in one hand, she's got a coffee that took 85 steps to make in the other and she's here to ruin your life. Or the life of someone else. When you feel like being petty but you want to divert blame to someone else, the Karen hand puppet will be there for you.
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Handi-Horse Finger Puppets

Some people wear rings to be in vogue but not you, you're straying from the herd to make a fashion statement with the Handi-Horse. There's a hoof or head or every appendage. Will they keep your hands warm? Neigh. Will they impress your friends and scare your cat? Absolutely.
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Snowless Snow Balls

Celebrate Christmas in July inside the house or out with a set of snowless snowballs. The soft toys are ideal for adults and kids and are aerodynamic enough to get some good air while still being lightweight enough not to cause damage if an errant throw bonks someone in the head.
$39 .99

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The Behemoth Beach Ball

Honey, you shrunk the kids and everyone else on the beach by breaking out the behemoth beach ball. The oversized toy requires a pump to blow up in any reasonable amount of time and measures a massive 12 feet in diameter. Other giant beach balls wish they were this big.
$109 .99

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Inflatable Turkey

So, you tried to microwave the turkey before the whole fam came over for Thanksgiving dinner. You’re not completely screwed, just put a few breaths into this inflatable turkey and order a pizza while the fam is distracted by its golden brown shine.
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Bendy Sour Pickle

Give someone you're a little sweet on a little treat that won't sour their mood! The bendy sour pickle will move and groove his way into your heart with arms that jiggle jiggle and fold and the ability to be put into tons of fun poses.
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The OG Whoopee Cushion

What’s not to love about farts? The OG Whoopee Cushion is good for years of laughs as long as you’ve got breath in your lungs to inflate it. Pop it under a friend’s chair and watch them turn red as they let out an absolute ripper.
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OG Glasses and Nose Disguise

Next time you return to your small hometown, wear this disguise to the grocery store and no one will recognize you. For sure. How could they when your face is hidden with such a realistic Groucho Marx-style mustache, eyebrows, nose, and coke bottle glasses?
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Crocodile Teeth Game

Your journey will be full of more teeth and toothy smiles when you've got the Crocodile Teeth game tucked in your bag. Play dentist and see how many of the croc's teeth you can remove before the bright green reptile gives your hand a chomp.
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HandiPug Finger Puppet

It will be 100% weird when people ask if they can pet your dog and your pup happens to be the Handi-Pug. The rubbery finger puppet set has one appendage for each finger and a sweet little head for your middle finger, you know, in case you need to tell someone to go pug themselves.
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Duck Dynasty Talking Bobblehead

Listen to some fun quotes about redneck law by joining forces with the one and only Willie from Duck Dynasty. Give the wacky wobbler’s head a tap and see what ridiculous quip he’s got in his chamber for you to enjoy.
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